…He ain’t watching you, he’d rather watch his money pile.

Ah, the benefits of my trial-version of Sirius Satellite Radio.

Not only am I free from the same reiterated radio (c)rap and played out CDs, but I can tap into the goldmines that are the decade stations. Cruising up the 696 on-ramp this afternoon, I buttoned the favorited 90s station and was directly treated to LL’s introduction to some fly mami from 1996 on his classic remix to “Loungin (Who Do Ya Love).” Over the smooth Bernard Wright-sampled soundscape (NARD!) from underappreciated production-duo The Trackmasters, I happily indulged as the man who might still have a clothing line at Sears sensually seduced underappreciated women who are confined by the diamonds and baller-talk of guys “frontin’ in the 6 with the chrome.”

With all the negative sentiment towards fortune this joint, I not only realize how much times have changed, but how they’ve changed the artists. It’s as if the Mr.Smith never tried to teach us how to ball on Exit 13, when he stunted alongside 50 Cent and gloated about his ‘Lamb’s and Mazaratis.’ Either way, being too young to remember his glory days, this is the Cool J I remember.

Not Botox. No outrageous physique. Just a smooth, FUBU’ed out hustler from Queens who was too fly for his own damn good.

LL Cool J Feat. Total – Loungin’ (Who Do Ya Love Remix)