Monica Contreras On A Wet Wednesday Y’all!
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WOW!
Oh man that is Herbal Essence Wild Berries Shampoo manifested itself in the form of a beautiful woman right there.
She’s a beautiful lady indeed.
She’s small and compact.
I could walk around the room with that joint.
*sips cup of coffee*
Good morning, folks.
Looking good there, Monica.
http://www.myspace.com/monicacontreras03
i wuda went with this flick
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@ Paw: That’s your most concise poem ever!!! lol. She’s a fucking knockout for sure, I’d roll in that mud like a pig just to catch a whiff of her skin. Arrrlllggghhh…..(drooling on keyboard)
All BS aside, I would smash all 3 KK’s.
Yes, even Khloe.
*goes back to cup of coffee*
This is some good coffee…
@ Stoney: YIKES!!! You almost made me lose my work with that one. I think I just found a new wallpaper for my iPhone. Nice find my dude.
@ E. Brock: I’d hit all three too, starting with Kourtney, then Kim, and wrapping it up with Beefy…err Khloe. I love me some Beefy!!! he he!!
hahaha
Beefy is weak.
I’d smash just to say I did, but she’s weak.
@Flea, yep, she is particularly stunning, the kind of female that would make a man work his clout harder at the gym, so that you look extra chiselled in an attempt to win her affections.
Once you’ve done that, no need to spend the cash, because you chiselled down and you can then make love songs with her, 4 hour sessions (five hours if you are The Dream).
I bet she’s a real good cook to, I sense that, I don’t mean like cooking crack cocaine either, I mean cooking good food and wot not.
Anyway, back to work for me, peace.
arroz con pollo
I’d start with “Beefy” Kardashian… then Kourtney… then Kim. Just to work my way up. Kim goes last because she still has the best body.
@ Paw: For sure man, she’d have me going hard-body in the gym. Then I’d give her some “reps” at night!!!
@ Doug Howser: You gotta have Beefy last, just to test your stamina. lol
Stoney:
You have a great eye for talent.
You need to drink some Gatorade before tackling Beefy. I get a cramp just looking at her ass. I think she is on the clear. lol!!!
@Bigga:
“The Clear”, lol.
That’s how they got my boy B. Bonds.
wow, she likes to get down and dirty judging by the pics in the mud. monica’s body is definitely well proportioned. as far as the khardasians: *yawn* isn’t their 15 min up?
@ Bigga: Fuck the Gatorade, you’ll need 3 energy bars, a protein shake, and some Vitamin water to break that heffa down!!! YEE-HAW!!!!
@ Patience: Their 15 ain’t up until I get up in ‘em. (I wish!)
I’d smash that like a bottle of goose!
LMAO @ “The Clear”
man fuck my boss today!! i am staring at this ill Latina for show! dont care who walks by my desk. this is the best Latina up in the cooler so far. Good lookin Gotty. Startin my hump day off good. Word!
Nothin’ for nothin’, but the water rubbed off the spray on tan she had on her legs…. either that or she’s two-toned…
Jus’sayin’….
Two-Toned??
She could be technicolored, as the kids on the street would say, I’ll still smash!!
LOL!!!
Khloe’s face > Kim’s body > Beefy’s anything
i love spanish chicks. this one included
Y’all mean…
Kourtney is just thick… not stripper thick, but college girl thick—as in junior year, sweats and hoodies in the summertime midwest collegiate girl thick.
big girls need love too.
the problem is y’all comparing her to Kim’s ol airbrushed overhyped groupie booty.
Trust me–Kim got Monet booty–looks better from a distance; spotty and small up close.
If Kourtney’s got a serious flaw it’s that big party girls age worse than thin ones… Once Kourtney cut back on them last calls and VIP nights and whatever substances, she’ll be straight.
Otherwise she gon’ be 30 and wrinkly and floppy.
But don’t sleep–once Kim loses the makeup and the money, she’ll be right their int he “see, wha-had-happened was” dept.