Scrumptious Saturdays With Bianca Dazz
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*sips coffee*
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
Here’s your Saturday report from E. Brock. Sunny outside, high of however many blunts you smoked last night. Looks like we got a beautiful day on our hands, especially with this warm front staring our face. However, don’t get fooled but the temps, the heels is making her seems hotter than what she is. Remember, never trust a woman’s ass when she got on 3 inch heels.
That shit will disappear faster than your money when [url=http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/222624/?tab=featured]you put it in a bank.[/url]
Back to TSS. Remember, TSS is Major.
*sips coffee*
Stupid Hyperlinking.
Click Here.
High Heels, Pink Dress,
Pretty Face, No More Stress,
A Walk Across The Bridge to the shore line,
Woman you look so fine,
I’m so glad you’re mine,
Up above it’s clear blue skies,
But I’d rather look deep in your eyes,
Study your strawberry lips,
And admire your hour glass shaped hips,
You jinglin’ baby like those Roxanne Shante ear rings your sporting.
Does your father know that we are courting?
If not, lets make it official,
Before somebody else blows the whistle,
Because I got a jones in my bones for you like gristle,
Girl let me ease ya, like milk of magnesia,
Sorry Kane, I didn’t mean to bite,
But Bianca here just wet my appetite,
And I’m in the mood for some love delight.
No girl I don’t get down to no MF DOOM type gloom,
I’d rather slow dance witcha to The Commodores ZOOM!
Because girl it’s almost Saturday night,
The mood is right, and your body looks so tight,
*Tape runs out*………
Ehem, yes anyway, she is gorgeous! Approved!
Anyway, enjoy your day folks, I’m Swayze.
*akon at 1:08 *
Paw….wtf, man. wtf.
if shyne ain’t free before t.i ! damn justice…
*ain’t no sunshine when it’s on*
yo, prodigy’s 3,5 years for gun posession few times
t.i.p’s 1 years for preparing war !
more money, more justice.
E. Brock & Baby Paw did the equivalent of doing a double-penetration scene with ol’ girl when they went in hard with their 1-2 Punch combo post collabo.
lol
that is something nice to look at when my head is pounding from all them patron shots last night.
TSS is major and so is DOOM.
She’s fierce, but in a sensual way. A true tigress. Since Paw provided us with an ode she’s certified and makes the grade.
“Sunny outside, high of however many blunts you smoked last night.”
My aggin, keep it up and ill nominate ya for TSS Commenter of the year. LOL
**Grabs for the pic**
Aye yi yi, Biancadonk!
LOL@Paw’s poetry minute
8.9
*ain’t no sunshine when it’s on*
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^ This.