Titillating Tuesdays With Anny A
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Releaseth The Titty Balls!
Did you just call’em “titty balls” lmao?
I’m at my desk yelling, “C’mon tittay!”
I feel that, with my mind, I can move that strap, releasing the breastises.
Not my type.
She looks like she could be a dancer in one of them old MC Hammer or C&C Music Factory videos.
Anyway, back to work, ciao.
Time for breakfast
I feel that, with my mind, I can move that strap, releasing the breastises.
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From that statement, I can tell that you’re roughly 27 years of age.
Not your type? Ha.
My type, is quite simple.
I like to consider myself the “skeetin” type. As in, whatever the bish has, I’ll use it to skeet. For instance, today’s cooler chick, obviously I would use those lovely mammary glands to skeet. If a chick got a fatty, doggy all day.
@The Disgruntled Baller = Skeet Ulrich? ;) :)
Homegirl is sexy as hell. She’s got two key assets that turn me on, and they both rhyme with lips. I mean tits.
Ahhhh…fawget about it.
“She looks like she could be a dancer in one of them old MC Hammer or C&C Music Factory Videos” – LMFAO!!! Yeah, she does look like a 90′s video-chick throwback. Still, those tiddays are plumper than two succulent papayas…..Arrrrrrrllllllggghh!!! (Homer Simpson drooling). Her lips could suck the melanin off of a ninja.
Those lips could suck the color back to Mike Jackson
Juicy Gotcha Krazy
Pump it
Pump it
Pump it
@ Teef: You’re wrong for that man!!! LOL. Not even the Wizard of Oz could give Mike his colour back.
She certainly does have some Pumps and Bumps!!
The Cooler has to be like one of the best additions to TSS… not just for the ladies, but the daily pop culture news, and these damn comments.
Teef with the Go-Go references, and Disgruntaled Baller with the throwback In Living Color line. lol
Keep the flavor goin!
Thanks for the mammaries!
^ lol *SMH*
Good 1 E. Brock
That’s what I call TiTalating convo
@ bigga…that’s ur mike jack analogy was great…and i’m stealing it.
Did you just call’em “titty balls”
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Had a girlfriend that referred to them as such. Big turn-off. That’s why I wasn’t the least bit surprised to find out years later that she was dykin’.
She got them joints that are PRIME for motor-boating…I’ma be a
“motorboatin’ son of a bitch” word to Vince Vaughn
Juicy Gotcha Krazy
Pump it
Pump it
Pump it
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LMAO
LMAO @ Lil Kim saying she sees Biggie in her sleep.
Upon further review of this pic, I’m reminded of a Simpsons episode where Marge got breast implants and flashes the crowd to save Bart and Homer (convoluted story, yes)….to which Krusty the Clown, upon seeing Marge’s girls, yells out…
“LOOK AT THOSE MAGUMBOS”
El Ro:
Lil Kim needs to let that man rest in peace; her next plastic surgery should be to zip her lips.
Ghostdini:
LOL, yes steal that line and spread the Biggga Doctrine across the globe. Pause for using spread the Biggga in a sentence. Minus 10 demerit for myself. lol
^
That’s minus 10 fresh points
That’s all right my Fresh is at a Gazillion Billion. lol
Upon further review of this pic, I’m reminded of a Simpsons episode where Marge got breast implants and flashes the crowd to save Bart and Homer (convoluted story, yes)….to which Krusty the Clown, upon seeing Marge’s girls, yells out…
“LOOK AT THOSE MAGUMBOS”
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Yeaaaa. I do believe magumbos was the secret word LOL.
DAMN.
More then a mouthfull is a waste.
I had enough whatever they call it.