All I Know Is “KP”
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CATEGORY: GENERAL, SMOKE BREAK, The Cooler | TAGS: Apple, Asher Roth, ATF, Buju Banton, Chi Ali, Research In Motion, The Lox, Tyrese
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Umm.. You gotta come harder (pause) on a Friday.
just savages man lol.
we’re not upping porn here lol.
I like this one Gotty, she looks very domestic, like one of those girls that you’d try to pick up at the mall.
^ I thought the sensitive man died with Oprah’s first attempt of the Fried Chicken Diet. lol
the wolf thing reminded me of this, lol: http://i44.tinypic.com/2w1v2q1.jpg
and Buju Banton’s rolling skill is impressive, I suck at rollin joints for some reason but I’ll roll blunts for days.
Flea just because she will model in a maid’s outfit doesn’t make her domestic. I don’t think she will change the sheets after she skeet skeets!!
LOL
Gotty ALWAYS has something up his sleeve. We’ll be seeing more of shawty. I’m sure. And she’s got an alphabetized name, too. Keep up.
@ Bigga: You’re the funniest ninja!!! LOL. I’m just saying though, in the previous Cooler posts the majority of the females were all exotic and glamourous, this shorty just has that neighbourhood homegirl look and appeal to me.
ps: That’s why I fuck in the shower, no skeety sheets to change. Let the water take care of the skeet removal!!! LOL.
Hmmm
I thought KP stood for Killa Poonani!!
lol
@Flea:
Holy Hydro power batman!! lol
@ Bigga: LOL!!!
Anybody peep that lame Asher Roth interview??? What a geek! Saying that 32 is prime retirement age for emcees, I doubt that he will even make it that far.
Ol’ girl look like The Hamburglar’s bottom bitch.
And why the fuck would anyone interview Chi-Ali? In prison? Are they asking him about the finer points, intricacies & subtleties of tossing salad? foh
Flea and Bigga kill me in the comments, you fools always got me busting up laughing hard, good thing I got my own office or mufuggas would be trying to see what I’m laughing about.
Someone should tell Asher Roth that Asher Roth is too WACK to rap.
Flea and Bigga kill me in the comments, you fools always got me busting up laughing hard, good thing I got my own office or mufuggas would be trying to see what I’m laughing about.
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Makes my life easier lol. it’s like that fan who’s the teams every game, face & body painted, cheering no matter if we win or lose lol.
@ Rosado: Ha Ha!!! I hope Asher obtained his degree because I don’t see him cakin’ off of hiphop.
So hold on, someone explain this to me… if Tyrese got a prenump, why is he droppin 5 stacks a month? Don’t tell me child support.
I like Asher Roth’s music; but that was a dumb comment. I swear hip hop is the only musical artform that has no respect for its elders. What makes his comments even more hypocritical is in other interviews he always sites Bob Dylan as an inspiration. I damn sure knows he wouldn’t tell Bobby aka Quit dat damn mumbling I can’t understand what the hell you are saying, to retire at 32. The entire WU now wants to kick his ass. LOL!!!
5 stacks a month is nothing, he has to spend twice that a week on chap stick. LOL
LOL@ Teef
Man Teef let chi ali get his commissary up. If Martha Stewart can make money off of soap shanks, he should be able to cake off of how to fold Malik’s draws properly.
EL Ro:
I work in a room by myself for the most part, so it gives me the freedom to NSFW comments. If I was in a cubicle area, I would be in trouble. LOL
Chi-Ali is looking forward to doing prison shower sex scenes with Chris Dalyrimple from Soul IV Real
@ Bigga: hahaha, man imagine a TSS office, you and Flea got the offices/cubicles right by the front door so when people first walk in they see y’all clowning, probably both with some half or fully nekkid women on the computer screen and some DipSet banging out hard. Black Canseco would be that vet in the back with a plush office. TC would be the designated ether-er. COuntless mufuggas all rollin up trees and drinking. David D, MZ, and Contra having long, deep ass conversations in the conference room about the state of the world. Gotty wondering how the fuck he gonna get any work done with all these wild mufuggas here. lol.
I love y’all. I do. Pause and no homo for people that do that type of stuff.
You guys make my day that much more funny.
But Gotty, does KP have to be that confused? I mean is she hot or cold? Is that the style now? Can I get with a chick who throws it back to wearing the jean skirt with the gym socks and the Timb boots?
man dont gotta get too dirty with it, but like i been asking for the past few weeks—-give me a LATINA!! There was one a couple days ago but you gotta put more brown sugar than that on the oatmeal—which is what i’m eating for breakfast now.
@ Bigga: Ha!!! You’re right, I’m pretty sure Asher wouldn’t tell Bruce Springsteen to quit. LOL at the mumbling Bob Dylan reference.
@ Rosado: Yeah man, a TSS office would be the most unproductive, inefficient workforce ever!!! LOL. Bigga and I would be constantly reprimanded by management for our antics on a daily basis. I have my own office too, but that doesn’t stop nosy co-workers from trying to snoop.
LMAO @ Revolutionary Concepts.
@ Flea: I forgot to mention The Real Anonymous. He’d be the dude nobody in the office ever met or knows, we only talk to him via speaker phone for conference calls, lol.
You have to buzz in to get to me, I hear the invaders before their approach.
Gotty you gotta get Revol Concepts some Latina SPICE!!!
man, i was already a big buju banton fan but now after seein the 3 second “cigarette” im just flabbergasted
Asher Roth Says 32 is Too Old to Rap
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What does he think this shit is Gymnastics
ohh..and I like that ’round the way girl!!
wow okay that’s me but i’m konfused as to why i’m up there and why the WORST absolute picture was chosen lol!
hit me up at http://www.myspace.com/mr_chasegal
for better pix of what I look like… lol this is krazii!
and yalls komments are hilarious! lol!
*KP*
“KP”… Now see Kim this is what you could’ve been, but no… you had to get all LaToya Jackson on us…
KP—as seen in the underground classics:
Dr. Seuss presents “Horton Hears a Ho.”
and
Dr. Seuss presents “Cat in the Hat Got Back.”
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Fuck Buju Banton he is piece of shit. Now, Pato Banton on the other hand is great!
shorty can get it she pretty stacked. looks like i would see her on bootytube247.com
what ever happened to homegrownhoes?
LOL @ El Rosado: “COuntless mufuggas all rollin up trees and drinking. ”
I know my lane when i see it! Ha ha! I be only one on that level where you can actually understand Greums.