When all else fails & there’s nothing coming across the wire for me to talk about, I know I can always count on my people to create fodder. And how do they do it?

By doing aggin shit.

Example A

Nore Gets Arrested At A Miami Fatburger

New York rapper N.O.R.E. was arrested on Miami Beach on Sunday afternoon after punching a man in the face and throwing a cup of yellow liquid on him, according to police.

Why oh why is a born again vegan in Fatburger in the first place?

Example B

Tennessee Titan LenDale White Spanks Another Man In Public

“The verbal argument turned physical and (White) began striking and shoving the victim,” the offense report said. According to the report, White, listed as an unknown suspect, “began striking the victim with a belt and belt buckle” before the parties got in their vehicle and fled. Hoch required hospitalization for lacerations, the offense report stated.”

*Cues “Whoop That Trick“*

Last but certainly not least…

Example C, Brian Dalyrimple

Who?

You know Brian. You may not recognize him without his three brothers alongside him. But you have to remember the lil “Candy Rain,” Soul For Real niglets. Apparently Brother Brian is wanted in GA. Currently on the run…with his infant son in tow (perhaps taking a cue from Jason Richardson?) this after pulling an identify theft scam & bamboozling over 200 victims.

“One of our detectives is working on it, she’s our white-collar crime specialist and she has identified 145 victims within our jurisdiction, several of them businesses, and an additional 115 victims in other jurisdictions, so you’re looking at over 260 victims right now,” said Maj. Don Woodruff with the Duluth Police Department.”

Young Black Bernie Madoff on the run.