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she love you long time
I might call in sick to work today
so I can wait by my mailbox for my TSS stickers
and play Street Fighter IV
and play the new Teriyaki Boyz & Project Pat-ah albums all day
who’s with me?
did y’all get a C&D for that Happy B-Day Rihanna post? lol
Imagine you on that girl lol. I bet you’re a ADD adult ain’tcha?
Yours just went in the mail like yesterday/the day before but you may want to go on into work. I sent yours Pony Express on purpose hehe. Have some oats & water ready when the horse arrives.
^ ha! that’s ass (literally). speaking of which, hold my mule while I go holla at that chick
I aint holdin no other dude’s mule fam. I’m good. I think you were hangin @ the other forum you frequent late night/early morn & forgot you came here.
Yeeeeeeeaaahhh!!!
Gotty, you make mornings at work tolerable when you bless us with these pics every morning. Thank you kind sir.
You got these joints saved or you just go find a new one every morning?
“You got these joints saved or you just go find a new one every morning?”
^ lol
Magicians never roll their sleeves up my good sir hehe.
Man… I need some group therapy TSS.
I broke the ultimate rule last night… I went to the movies with my jumpoff. To add insult to injury, the movies was – He’s just not that into you.
Needless to say, the movie had my feeling extra awkward.
^ LOL
@ Disgruntled: I feel your pain (no homo/bromo) my ninja, these chick/relationship flicks have a dude feelin’ kind of strange. I hate watching them, but the ladies I know hate old kung-fu movies & hiphop videos so I’m stuck viewing that crap. I need a hood shorty damn it!!!
Baller: Damn!! You know what, sometimes we have to be our own WIngman. If the young lady is only a jumpoff, Don’t Make It a Habit. Feed a stray too many times, they will NEVER leave.
As far as the ‘extra awkward’ feelings, next time you are having sexy time with said young lady. Make sure it’s at her place, so after your’re finished you can wash your junk in her bathroom sink. You will feel like a new man; it’s the ultimate marking of your territory.
Nalita is going to make me change Hump Day to Friday!!!
“Feed a stray too many times, they will NEVER leave.”
LOL @ Biggga, chuch, wise words being spoken
Aww man…
She just hit me up, asking me out for drinks.
I need that CP3, Tyson Chandler pick and roll.
On a better note, I just got into Law School. I’m pretty sure that entitles me to skeetin’ on her face, right?
Congrats on getting into law school and since she wants to go out for drinks, as a gentleman you should serve her a PROTEIN SHAKE!! Plus since you have been accepted into law school it seems right to let her get in your BRIEFS!!! Thats a law joke. LOL
^ goddamn, Biggga never stops! hahaha
aight, Teef got a dentist appointment. for real. Audi 5k
TSS IS MAJOR
Congrats on law school famo. that’s major for real.
Congrats on law school Disgruntled Baller, 10 years from being Disgruntled Lawyer, lol, nah but major for real like TSS…this time next year I hope to be cracking open my own letters of admission. Oh, and Bigga is right about the sink thing, make sure you use the towel she bathes with to wipe yourself down too, just to fully re-claim your ego.
But then again, she might be trying to stick around and shit, time to cut her loose, if you trying to cut a chick loose a true grimey way to do so is to hit, and skeet in the hair…nothing pisses a girl off more than having a hair full of protein…you’ll be assured she won’t be calling or returning your calls anymore and you can move on to the next jumpoff.
Thanks for the well-wishes guys.
I’m going to take your advice Bigga, I WILL let her get in my briefs. LOL
Two days in a row is risky-business.
Oh yeah, good luck Rosado. It is stressful as hell waiting to get in – at least for me it was. And the LSAT… I would’ve murdered it, but reading comp kicked my @ss. I ate the logical reasoning and logic games section.
Word, I just took the LSAT on Feb. 7th, still waiting on my scores, haven’t applied for any schools yet, going to do that in the summer/fall and try to get accepted for fall 2010. I tricked off $1300 on that kaplan LSAT prep course, so I felt real comfortable going into the test (plus I made sure wifey gave me with some morning of the test poonani to help relax haha), I been averaging in the low 160′s on my practice exams, we’ll see how it shakes out, should be getting my score in the next couple of weeks.
Congrats again though man, all sorts of talented cats around these parts, TSS is truly major!!!
Best wishes Rosado–we need some good lawyers…
We Dante Smith need some good lawyers out there, Baller, do your thing, come out top of your class, and hit me up, I got you on retainer fees…LOL
Rosado, you too. Get in, get done, get that important piece of paper…
…so I can retain you too.
@ Bigga: You’re a dirty-azz ninja!!! LOL. If a shorty gets me mad I just fart in the bed when we’re sleeping, that really gets them heated.
@ Canseco & E. Brock: Thanks fellas, much appreciated.
@ Flea: LMAO. You gotta do it while she’s awake and under the blanket, give her the dutch oven, that’s when you pull the blanket over their head and let em rip….ahahaha
good lookin on the pic fam. but that stil aint no Latina.
Aye good luck to both of you on your extra 4-5 years at university bliss, being a law student is the pinnacle of college life…its better than being a med student cause its less studying n more time using your game/’argument’ to impress the freaky/pretty ass females on campus that just wants you to bang em with your gavel …..Than it just gets better from there!!
-excuse my pettiness but did anyone else notice this chicks grill, her teeth looks perfect for entry/outlet…no scratches just spit…owwwwww
^ Well Gad damn who do you want Gotty to post
Rita Morena
Cecila CRUZ!!!
AZZZUCAR!!!!!
lol
Flea:
Once you try it you will thank me and then kick yourself for all the times you didn’t do it.
El Rosado:
I used the pretty decorative hand towels to dry my junk. I must try the personal towel, sound invigorating!!!
lol
Rita Moreno…man she was fly as hell in her time, epitome of throwback classic Puerto-Rican island beauty…if I was over the age of 55, I’d holla…when I get into my seventies and eighties I’ma have a woman who kept herself looking good into her seventies like Rita (as well as my young 20-something jumpoff, sugar daddy nation)….you know some of them goons off Oz were tryna hit sista peter marie lol
EL RO:
You aint lying, I know I wasn’t just watching Electric Company for the Spiderman episodes and Morgan Freeman. Hell I will watch West Side Story just to see her. YUMM!!!
@Bigga
naw my nig, they gotta soak them shits all nite….
hmmmmm, maybe you are on to something, lmao!!