I enjoy my With Leather brethren. And since we’re brothers, I’ll just swipe this whole shit because it’s not the title but the url itself that made me laugh the most.
http://withleather.uproxx.com/2009/02/jordan-needs-mortgage-for-tiny-ass-house
Blogger wit @ its finest and I love it.
Looks like MJ is officially shackin’ up with the Brazilian bird Cuban chica. Can’t say I’m mad either because I’ve seen enough Brazilian-themed pron to know she prolly put the mojo on him something fierce.
Previously Posted — Old Age Is Nothing That Money & Blue Diamonds Can’t Help You Overcome…
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Roger Bobb, one of the hottest producers in Hollywood–he does all of Tyler Perry’s movies and TV shows. I got to interview him last week for Madea. Check my interview: http://tinyurl.com/cujshz
So Jordan shackin’ up with a little mami… that’s odd because historically, he gets down with thick white girls with the occassion light-skinned philly for variety.
then again, you know they say about little honeys—they make your junk look bigger!
*rimshot* boom-shaka!
For real tho, Jordan prolly brought her this crib, it’s going in her name… and when he’s ready to dump her, he’ll just leave it all–chick, house and mortgage:
“Hey girl i’m going out for cigarettes, i’ll be back.”
vrrrrrooooommmm!
No word on whether Jordan will actually be living in the home or just using it as a sort of dead hooker depot.
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LMAO
^Jordan too rich for that…when he’s through with her he’s gonna airlift the whole house to a remote island and build another one for another chica in its place
Brazilian bird = Cuban chica
“Hey girl i’m going out for cigarettes, i’ll be back.”
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Cigars yo. Cigars.
Corrected too. My my…my mind slips. I just referred to the fact that she was Cuban in the previous entry.
Now I ain’t she a gold-digger…
El Ro: but she don’t mess wit no broke-broke…
honey gots a resume, y’all: http://guanabee.com/2008/07/yvette-prieto-has-impressive-little-black-book-shes-dated-michael-jordan-and-julio-iglesias-jr
i’m tryin’ to tell ya’.
And Gotty you’re right—sorta…
Truth be told, Jordan doesn’t buy cigars really, he just rolls up strips of Cuban land and lights up.
What is this? A center for ants??
Jordan is just trying to keep his credit tight…cant do that buying with cash
She’s dated two millionaire’s and she filed Chapter 7 last year?!!! Dammit, she’s the worst groupie I’ve ever heard of. She needs to read Superhead’s book. Step ya game up beeeeyyyyooooootttttch!
LMFAO @ Doug
that means she gets the Oran Juice treatment…
I boughtcha thangs you couldn’t even pronounce… now i can give you nothin’ but advice….
14 months and this bootleg eva longoria gon’ be a tax write-off.
*cops the oran voice*: “you dismissed.”