I like to tattoo the important things on my body. Very meaningful phrases & inspirational song titles. Biblical verses. Numbers & dates. But never would I tat on my body the name of the third chick who broke me off with some punani.

That’s the equivalent of what we’re talking here, as Wayne has managed to etch an ESPN tat into his skin.

I am overwhelmed by the response to my first blog entry. I think I read the first 402 comments. A thousand comments in the first day? That makes me happy. I’ve been telling people, “Man I got a blog on ESPN,” and they go, “Yeah, boy, but you’re latest song is crazy!” and I’m like, “I know, but did you see my blog?” I am so excited to have this opportunity. You don’t understand. I got ESPN tattooed on my arm. I’ve had it for at least three months now, so that should show you how seriously I’m gonna take this.

A running joke within our e-office is that “I got TSS tatted on my neck!” Make several successful posts, draw the praise/ire of a large number commenters, basically go hard in e-form? “Man, I do this! I got TSS tatted on my neck fam!” Blogging is that intense & it looks like Wayne’s been bitten by the bug, reppin his ESPN set.

To the average person, this would seem odd but let’s remember who we’re talking about here. Wayne is a Martian. This is only trumped by the soup coolers Kenyon Martin has tatted on his neck.

Word is Stuart Scott, Wayne’s number one fan, has taken to styrofoam cups & has a “Cash Money Is An Army” tat on his forearm with a Pen & Pixel-inspired font.

Lil Wayne Blogs For Us: “I See The Tampa Bay Rays” [ESPN] via RTNY