This is what I’m talkin’ about.

Seeing as I’m only caught up through Season 1 of The Wire, not only did Jesse’s piece legitimize my slacking on the remainder of that series, but all the hoopla over the HBO drama made me realize how much I missed the true pinnacle of cable programming, The Sopranos.

Alas, the video above helps ease my sorrows.

An editor named Victor Soloman has decided to fill in the blanks for the sorry A&E viewers, via this 27-minute recap of all six seasons of the series…told strictly through profanity. In between the never-ending onslaught of f-bombs, you can catch a ‘Hey, I had her tested for AIDS,’ and even an ‘I love you.’ Needless to say, it’s pretty amazing.

If you’re in public, do yourself a favor and get out your headphones.