Yes, Khaled Khaled is his government name
Yes, the picture needs to be that big. I need you fully grasp what’s going on here. Take a good look and let it soak in. Imagine his voice and then say to yourself out loud:
DJ Khaled is the President of Def Jam South.
Now to proclaim Khaled isn’t fully qualified and/or capable to helm a label would reveal a level of hate that would dispel every credible stance for having an equitable opinion. The man has managed to snag co-signs from the biggest and best artists in Hip-Hop when the only one seemingly to benefit from the endeavor was him as well as to continue to remain conspicuous when the public opinion would suggest otherwise.
But President of Def Jam? Even it was Def Jam Chattanooga, Def Jam is (or supposed to be) the pinnacle platform for the most talented and marketable artists to maintain careers as recording artists. Khaled speaks of hit records but…
Can you really be considered a winner with songs that are as seasonal as a snowflake? You don’t hear “Out Here Grindin” or “We Takin’ Over” getting much burn these days nor has the “South” at the end of the Def Jam name held much weight since arguably Scarface’s 2002 masterpiece The Fix. Truth be told, the label to beat down bottom is probably Grand Hustle. Don’t look for any mixture of Plies, Rick Ross, Akon, Ace Hood or Birdman to offer up any worthy competition.
But congratulations to DJ Khaled. He The Best!..
…Because L.A. Reid said so.
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The recession is in full effect.
Hell, Khaled needs money too.
I’m predicting now, the first album the new PODJS (That’s Po DJs, say it right) will spearhead?
We Universal.
Featuring everybody that was on the Speeding remix, I’m So Hood remix, We Taking Over, Whoa remix, Def Squad, Flipmode Squad, Onyx, Wu-Tang Clan (every member, all 300 or so of them), and whoever else drops by the Hit Factory that afternoon. It’s gonna be one track 79 minutes and 22 seconds long, over one beat produced by The Runners.
Did…did I forget anything? Oh yeah, Weezy is gonna put out the remix of We Universal with him spitting for like 35 minutes non stop. It’ll be on the second disc.
SMH @ Mr. Reid
These little pitty-patty figurehead titles like “President Of Def Jam South” don’t really mean shit
Booooo
Damn… more awful music on the way. WE THE BEST!!!!!
**checks outside office window to see if pigs are flying**
NOPE
**checks the street to ensure cats aren’t chasing dogs**
NOPE
**checks to see if he has to now sit when he pisses even though he’s a man**
NOPE, still standing
**checks to see if Lil Wayne is off the lean**
Judging by the ESPN tattoo, NOPE
**checks with Bill O’Reilly to see if hell has frozen over**
NOPE
**puzzled**
****Vince Lombardi voice ” WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OUT THERE???”
I didn’t even realize that Def Jam still split the south off on it’s own anymore. Who’s on there- Ace Hood and Rick Ross?
*From IDJ headquarters in NYC….*
LA Reid on the phone with DJK:
Reid: “So Khaled, we feel good about this move too. We’re hoping you’ll be around for a really long time. Got it?!
K: Yeah man! Best, baby!
Reid: A really long time. You’ll be wanted and needed and important to a lot of people. So no need to stress over this. You’ll have a full staff including people to talk to if things get too rough for you.”
K: Yeah, we the best!
Reid: That’s right khaled… “we the best”. Talk to you soon. As in “check back with Dr. Murphy—i mean, my assistant Murphy if you need anything.
K: Best, baby! We the best!
Reid turns to his attorney, Jerry.
Reid: You know attempting suicide in a Bentley in West Hollywood makes people appreciate you a little more.*
Jerry: Uh, LA, that wasn’t Khal.
Reid: what? that wasn’t Khal?
Jerry: Nope just some foreign lookin’ businessman type dude. Plus he didn’t “attempt suicide”—he actually spread his brain butter all over the dash. Khal wasn’t even in LA that night.
Reid: So Khaled isn’t suicidal?
Jerry:Only to the careers of non-Floridian artists. That’s about it.
Reid: So why’d I hire him again?
Jerry: Sympathy. And cuz having a Shaka pt. 2 is bad for our already failing biz.
Wasn’t Face or Luda running DJ South for a minute?
sign me up for that once he’s out
I’m President of Def Jam Carolinas (yeah, two whole states bitches)…
I thought Loooda left Def Jam South by Release Therapy, and was on just Def Jam?
DefJam, Def Jam Sooouuutthh (c) DJ Khaled’s Voice ”Go Hard” Remix
lol @ Deen.
I’m running Defjam SoCal. SurferGangstas + Skateboard Thugs + EmoPimps… 3rd/4th quarter baby! Get the sand out ya’ ears, it’s our time!
We the West!!!!
The rumors about Ace Hood going Diamond in Budapest must be true.
BTW I just interviewed for the President of Def Jam West Virginia, and I have a feeling I’m going to get it.
Def Jam West Virginia
We INCEST!!!!
Who can even say who’s signed DJS w/o going to their website?
Topical anesthesia & scaling/root planing at a dentist appointment >>> Khaled
(I left the “DJ” off his name because that would give him too much credit)
Wow, Bigga goin in after the WV… Them Mountaineers gon’ have a fit.
Black Canseco:
Have you seen some of the good folks from WV; they look like the 1 eye people from the Tax commericals. LOL
One can only wonder what type of shenanigans fiddy has up his sleeve after hearing this news…expect him to go in hard on Bawse and Khaled soon
Def Jam West Virginia
We INCEST!!!!
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*dead*
-Buffoonery
Def Jam West Virginia
We INCEST!!!!
*rigortis sets in*
My Mind Is Definitely Playing Tricks On Me.
President of Def Jam South? That’s like being the smartest kid in a “special needs” class.
i didn’t even realize def jam south was still operating…..hahaha.
His name CANNOT be Khaled Khaled, LOL. Naw!
LOL @ Def Jam Chattanooga. If anyone should run that label it should be me.. lol, good one.
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