David D. has had his fair share of drunken nights that get remembered more than sober ones. During these moments of intoxication, I can guarantee my face never looked like these delectable morsels of racially insensitive goodness.
But have not fear, the shop owner hit us with the racist’s “Get Out of Jail Free” card: “My (insert family member/ friend/ servant’s name here) is (insert ethnicity/sexual orientation here)”
Ahh. That makes me feel better. I’ll take two, please.
Lil Fats Presents Coast 2 Coast Mixtape Vol. 69 (Hosted By Fat Joe)
Diplo – Florida
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