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Model Sues Chris Rock, Alleging He Raped Her [Daily News]

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Topless Coffee Shop Opens in Maine [The Daily Fork]

Man, 28, Dies After ‘Guzzling’ Viagra During 12-Hour Romp [Fox]

Chris Brown & Rihanna Are Reportedly Back Together [RTNY]

Obama to Seek New Assault Weapons Ban [ABC]

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Twitter Is Such A Waste Of Life [Ozone]

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