Was everyone else aware how hideous Mike Tyson looks?
I don’t stay up on tabloids like TMZ and E! News, so you can call me late, but I never saw this coming. He’s obviously more lost than Dr. Jack Shephard after leaving the island and has been for quite some time. But did you really ever think it would come to this?
I mean, homeboy won his first nineteen professional bouts by knockout, thirteen of them in the first round. He was the final boss in his own video game. He bit off the ear of the heavyweight champion of the world. The “Baddest Man On The Planet” was also one of the most physically fit during the 90′s and he made over $300m because of it.
Now, he looks like Carl Winslow with Sharpie on his face.
If that’s not enough evidence of his downfall, or should I say barrel roll, check out this interview he recently did at the Sundance Film Festival regarding the upcoming documentary on his whirlwind of a life.
Too lazy to watch? Let me pull out the quotable for you.
“I’m afraid of how much pussy, and how much money I’m going to get, and it’s going to lead to a lot of problems. That really bothers me a lot. It sounds funny, but it’s really detrimental to me.”- Mike Tyson
The documentary is supposed to be great, so for his sake, let’s hope he doesn’t let “the fandom” ruin his life as much as it did his scale.
Mike Tyson Documentary Wins Standing Ovation [Times Online]
Tyson: I’m Afraid Of The Money And The Pu**y[Sports Crackle Pop]
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*dies*
wow… It customary for a former athlete to pic up a lil’ weight but goddamn! Shit reminds me of that scene from “The Great White Hype” where Damon Wayans character stopped training and was running after that Ice Cream truck..
Poor, portly Mike…
“Now, he looks like Carl Winslow with Sharpie on his face.”
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If Mike decides to do some crunches, and forgo his therapy sessions, I’d edit this out immediately.
Dude used to be a real live Boogeyman once upon a time…
I had a meeting with Mike during the filming.
Everyone was telling me, “Be prepared, he’s up to 300 pounds – easily.”
He was not that big when I met him.
The boys on PTI make it a weekly deal to bring up his weight issues.
I just hope Iron Mike does not watch the show because Tony and Mike are in for some real trouble if he does.
I still like the dude. His quote is very real in his mind. If he does do well, there will still be some problems that could lead him back to his troubled past.
Think about what got him in his life…
Yep. Vagina and money.
Dude would have been okay had he not had so much of the two thrown his way.
Mike look like Dave Chapelle when he played Al Rooker
on that skit when Black people got reparations “KISS THE RINGS BITCH”
I will not say anything bad about iron mike, 300lbs he can still kick most of yall asses
@Biggga
LMAO!!!
*Straight Face*
True.
He went from:
“The Baddest Man on the Planet”
Then to this:
“Lennox is a conqueror? No. I’m Alexander, he’s no Alexander. I’m the best ever. There’s never been anybody as ruthless. I’m Sonny Liston. I’m Jack Dempsey, there’s no one like me – I’m from their cloth. There’s no one that can match me. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I’m just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!”
add all that up, sprinkle in special ingredients like “Robin Givens” and “Don King” and subtract “Cus D’Amato” and the final product leaves you with:
“Now, he looks like Carl Winslow with Sharpie on his face.”
smh
the muffin ma n the muffin man
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!
Not a good look, I’m logging off this computer ASAP and getting back on my workout routine. I’ve been slippin’ since Christmas.
Now, he looks like Carl Winslow with Sharpie on his face.
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LMAO
Pfft, that motherfucker ain’t gonna catch me. Usain Bolt in this bitch!
dwele? yep!