Words By Thembi
Lisa Bonet has always been equal parts banger and nutjob, but in our hearts she’ll always be Denise Huxtable so we gotta love her anyway. She and actor Jason Momoa, also father of her toddler Lola Iolani, welcomed a new bundle of joy into the world just before Christmas Day. Citing privacy concerns, the name of the baby boy has only just been released: Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa.
Excuse me?
That’s not a name; that’s something you chant to put roots on somebody. I’m just going to go ahead and name my first baby Mama Say Mama Sah Ma Ma Coo Sah so the kid can get teased within an inch of his life throughout elementary school.
Let’s hope that they do the Black thing and let that child go by “Nay-Nay” or something.
CATEGORY: Everything Else, GENERAL, SMOKE BREAK, TV/Movies | TAGS: Births, Jason Momoa, Lisa Bonet, Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa
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Unreleased G Rap From ‘88
^—–Check for that in the Smoke Break
Big question on the name is do you pronounce the “-” as in Nakoa”dash”Wolf?
Don’t think I’m foolin’ on you, this is the future.
I’mma go w/Nay Nay lol.
Dead at “Mama Say Mama Sah Ma Ma Coo Sah”.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3skzeuRWNiQ
LISA, so bad. I just saw this movie called Angel Heart in my film class, and I was foreal kind of lagging until I saw Lisa Bonet’s young ass titties in there, and I was like, WOOOOORRRDDDD-AH?!?!!!!?!
And then there was some fucked up shit after that that kilt the feeling. Damn, that shit was fucked up. She was/isstillkinda bad though.
That’s not a name; that’s something you chant to put roots on somebody.
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LMAO
Just saw NOTORIOUS in BK 2nite… Good Flick I give it 3 popcorn bags
^ Not 3.5?
^ swipe lol.
That 3 out of 5 popcorn bags… Naturi can get it…
Dude must be Hawaiian or something.
I lived in Hawaii for 7 years, I could actually pronounce every name.
*Goes to play ball to reassure Blackness*
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Momoa
Joseph Jason Namakaeha Momoa (born August 1, 1979 in Honolulu, Hawaii) is an American actor and model. He was raised in Norwalk, Iowa by his mother. He is 6?4? (1.93 m) and of mixed Native Hawaiian and Caucasian descent
Citing privacy concerns, the name of the baby boy has only just been released: Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa.
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It wasn’t privacy concerns, they couldn’t spell the poor child’s name either.
Doesn’t she look quite cryptic in the pic, almost like MiJac
Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa.
Ain’t there some child endangerment laws that apply here? That child is gonna get nuthin’ but ass whoopin’s all throughout school. Prolly by teachers, no less.
To quote James Coburn in Payback:
“Man, that’s just mean!”
She look like Benny + Joon the not so golden years…
Po Lisa… she didn’t get the memo: Rich black people get to be eccentric. Po black folks get to be damn fools. I ain’t sayin’ Lisa is poor; but I ain’t seen her workin’ since she did that one Will Smith flick like 5 years ago. Them Cos check betta still be comin’ in.
“That’s not a name; that’s something you chant to put roots on somebody.”
lol at that
lisa bone-aye could still get it…i have a feeling i’d want to have a stuffy nose when i was hittin that tho…her whole look just screams “haven’t showered”
her whole look just screams “haven’t showered”
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*dead*
Yeah the name is Hawaiian. He’s probably gonna have a nickname like Kimo or something.
About the ass whoopins, I don’t know. Most half-polynesian, half-black people I know are tall and strong. Wouldn’t be surprised if this kid becomes a football player or something.
just keep it Nakoa Momoa for the masses…..and it’ll be…somewhat salvageable.
save the that long ass name for the birth certificate.
@PSA: It’s too long for a birth certificate: unless they got a trifold birth certificate and printed recto-verso.
Watch that kid walk around and tell niggas “Yo, my name is Wolf.”
SMH
…….they need to go ahead and just nickname youngin’ “Peanut” and keep it moving
That name isn’t that bad. At least is makes sense to someone, and just wasn’t made up by a crack head mama.
As heavy as the Cosby show airs on tv, you best believe she can afford some more kids with whacked out names for many years to come.
“I want money like Cosby, Who wouldn’t?, It’s this kinda talk that make think you probably ain’t got no puddin.”