I know we don’t normally post new Ne-Yo, but this one is worth mentioning.
Not because the melodramatic synths could have me falling for any ol’ girl walking down the street. Not because the boomer bass drum compliments it perfectly. Not even because Ne-Yo’s pitch-perfect voice makes me comfortable listening to love songs by myself on a Sunday afternoon.
Nope, none of those reasons.
The sole reason this track is getting upped is because the featured rapper goes by would could potentially be the worst rap name I’ve ever heard.
Niggalas Cage.
SMH.
Even though he strictly sings the hook, I’m not surprised in the least it’s listed as a Ne-Yo song. The radio can’t even mention homeboy’s moniker without a edit. If he really wants to be taken seriously, which I’m sure he does if he shelled out enough dough for The Gentleman, he might want to reconsider his moniker.
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LMAO
LOL
best name EVER !
Nigga Please……..©ODB
is the title of this post a reference to the movie who said rapper jacked his name from or a reference to said rappers career?
And I thought Big Sam & Lil’ Bo was offensive lol.
LMAO
To whom it may concern………………Happy 1/11!
Wow, ROFLMBAO!
This is almost as bad as the Nigga Twins from back in the day—but they were just a b-boy crew… Onder how this went down.
Label: So Neo, the label needs you again.
Ne-Yo (lisps): really? with who?
Label: Well… uh.. the check cleared.
Ne-Yo: C’mon. Who? I know that look. lemme guess? He’s—
Label (tapdances): i’m tellin’ you he’s hot! A young, realer-than real street cat. Dude’s gonna buzz hard after this one drops!
Ne-Yo (lisps): No you di’nt juss say, “realer than realer”. I swear if this is another bootleg wayne or jigga clone…
Label Exec: Look: The check cleared. The track’s done. All you have to do is sing the hook.
Ne-Yo: Well, just tell me his name. Is he cute, at least?
Label Exec: Hey, did i mention you can phone-patch this one from home?
Ne-Yo: What’s this fool’s name.
Label Exec (mumbles): &#%las Cage.
Ne-Yo: What?
Label Exec: I said, Niggalass Cage.
NE-YO: I hate you. I really hate you.
Ne-Yo: Well, just tell me his name. Is he cute, at least?
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You wrong for that lol.
Amp, Ne-Yo is the black Kevin Spacey. Everybody knows and has known for years but nobody really cares.
Him and Quadry Ismail… with his manicured eyebrows.
LMAO @ Canseco tossing Kevin Spacey AND Quandry Ismail under the bus to make his point.
wtf canseco gonna put a stranglehold on the commenter of the year award
u got a point though, i could care less bout whose the eddie to his johnny gill
Belve,
On the real, Kevin Spacey’s been out while living in London for years. He gets re-outed by every gay mag in the states whenever he does a movie here…
As for Qadry? okay might be pushing it on that one, but he’s another dude where it’s more of an open secret than anything.
If you’d prefer, I’ll retract Q and slide in Helmsley and old boy that played Uncle Phil uncle on Fresh Prince–they been out for a minute; folks just don’t care.
“Is he cute, at least?”
HAhAhAHAHHAHAhahahahAHHAHAHAhA
If you’d prefer, I’ll retract Q and slide in Helmsley and old boy that played Uncle Phil uncle on Fresh Prince
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Don’t forget to throw in Carl Wislow from Family Matters. Made me look at the Urkel/Carl dynamic in a whole ‘nother way lol.
AMP,
Carl? wow… Everybody’s switchin up.
Now that i’m on it, Brat and Missy… everybody knows, nobody cares. Probably hurt brat more tho cuz Brat’s a dope emcee and the industry’s filled with self-conscious cats that don’t wanna get ripped on their own track by a pitbull in a skirt.
Judging by the song along, (which will probably invade radio in a month or two), he’s a Plies clone.
man carl been out…
Niggalas Cage you know what sounds about right how about some other cool rap names like Niggaret
AHHHH no wonder Laura wouldn’t let Steve hit she prob caught her Dad and Steve playing strip chutes and ladders in the garage “wooo Carl is that cheese in your pocket or are you glad to see me”
Niggalas Cage>>> gayest rap name ever.
(sorry, had to go there.)
“wooo Carl is that cheese in your pocket or are you glad to see me”
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LMAO!
All that jumping into Carl’s arms musta been hella weird.
am i the only person that thinks ne-yo is gay! i love his music but he plays for the other team
I’m speechless… Niggalas Cage? Who ok’d that name?
@ nano – have you been reading the comments up to this point???
lmao @ all you fools
Ne-Yo: Well, just tell me his name. Is he cute, at least?
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*dead*
LOL@all of yall
I don’t see whats the big deal about the cats name; back in the day when I used to rhyme 1 of my first mc names was Harvey Kiketel.
Y’all are some funny ass doods!!!! LMAO
am i the only person that thinks ne-yo is gay! i love his music but he plays for the other team
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LMAO!!
Dude is dumb late!
since no one else mentioned it, i guess i will…
looking passed dude’s name, do you realize ne-yo is singing a scene from anchorman?! is this song meant to be a joke??
I never downloaded it so I wouldn’t know.
“Niggalas Cage” doesn’t scream good music. I don’t care who’s attatched to it.
At the end of this year when they do the best blogs thing again, they NEED to mention the comments here. No one is fucking with em
Ha! Wick, good ear man. This is even funnier now
dude failed