*Passes out bottles of Andre*

We made it, folks.

The Stanky Legg has made it mainstream. As the resident ignorant music appreciator around these parts, I can’t explain to you how happy this makes me. When these songs/crazes catch on, I feel like a young revolutionary, shunned by my people until everyone comes around slowly but surely.

Honestly, I can’t gloat too much about the Stanky Legg because I too initially shunned the movement because it was presented to me under questionable circumstances. I was at a party and there were a bunch of guys that were obviously drunk. They were the bad drunk: “the overly happy to see another male so they hug and rub each other” drunk. Because of this, the Stanky Legg looked like some sort of fully clothed male orgy followed by a post-coital Dougie cuddle session.

Thankfully, I realized that was a unique case of drunk man-love and saw how amazing the Stanky Legg is. Now, the world has joined in malodorous limb gyrations.

I’m so proud. A single tear falls down my cheek. And for those of you thinking about trashing the South for this music: Stanky Legg > Arab Money. So there.

Now I just sit and wait for The Ricky Bobby to catch on…and for Contra™ to have an aneurism.

For more GS Boyz fuckery, Maurice Garland just interviewed them.

Loosies

Q-Tip Feat. Busta Rhymes, Raekwon & Lil Wayne – Renaissance Rap (Remix)

Termanology-Tight Pants Are For Girls

Usher – Get Used To Her

Naledge – Birthday Sex

Rick Ross Feat. John Legend – Magnificent (Feat. John Legend)

The Dream Feat. Fabolous, Juelz Santana, Rick Ross & Ludacris – Rockin’ That Shit (Remix)

DJ Suss One Feat. Red Cafe, Uncle Murda & Maino – Who Shot Ya 2K9

Rihanna – Hatin On The Club (Prod. by Tricky Stewart)

Kinfolk Kia Shine Feat. Young Dro & Maino – Checkin My Fresh

Young Jeezy Feat. Jay-Z – My President (Remix)

Papoose – Amnesia

Loosies