TSS has the pleasure of claiming one of the most colorful comment boards on the Interweb. The discussions are often lively, seldom rude, sometimes incredibly insightful and always entertaining.

On the post for our first “SMH 2008″ nominee, “It’s So Cold In The D,” we indulged in some of the funniest comments, providing the material. But one comment stood out, and, in fact, placed it’s author in the pantheon of TSS’s Fresh Most Respected.

Ladies and gentlemen, Black Canseco, the winner for Co-Star Of The Year by ruling the comments section with the following…

Being from Chi and having some D-town connects, this just reminds me of 11 p.m. in the livin’ room when “company came.”

Oh y’all know little Niecey can sing right? Yeah, she ain’t but 11 but she sound grown.

“Commere let ‘em hear you baby.”

Then up from little Niecey. Standing in front of the TV, which has been off since the 3rd bottle of Jack got twisted around 9:30.

Neicey got her little jeans with the writing on ‘em. A little grease stain from Harold’s Chicken or Doc’s Fishwich on her white and pink waffle-knit undertop, which now has some sweat stains on. It’s hot in the livin’ room and she was fixin’ to go, but momma told her to put her coat back in the “baby’s room wit all the rest of ‘em” cause they ain’t leavin’ right away and that was 3 hours ago.

Now Neicey nervous cause all the adults done left the spade game goin on in the back so they can come hear Neicey’s little impromptu get-down in the livin’ room.

“Com’ girl, less hear it,” Pops says.

“Yeah, less hear it so i can get back to takin’ Lester’s paycheck once i make that book with them 2 pairs i know he holdin’!”

Now Neicey’s momma Darlene, who ain’t but 12 years older than Neicey –- nobody talks about that too tough — just cut the boombox on and puts in a bootleg CD with black writin’ on it that reads “G-Money’s Gangsta’ Beatz,” which is sad because “G-Money” is actually “Greg,” the church organist at Holy Baptist Mother Mary & The Trinity’s House of The Lord in Christ where Greg’s daddy is the pastor. But, you know, a brotha’s tryin’ to get his hustle like everybody else.

So now the joint starts. But then it skips ‘cause the CD’s all scratched up from sittin’ in Darlene’s purse for the last week and a half and the jewel case broke a while back… and them D cell batteries ain’t been changed in a minute. So she gotta turn it off, then back on a couple times to get it working.

Niecey’s nervous ‘cause everybody’s gettin’ antsy so she asks Alize and Trina — her “play cousins” on her uncle side who came over about 3 hours ago — to come up with her and sing back-up. So they get up…

And now they start singing. (Cue clip.)

And in the midst of it, Junior — who’s actually old as hell and doesn’t seem to be related to a “Sr.” anywhere, but used to work at a Walmart back when Kodak had 35mm film — yells out:

“Y’all need to make one of them videos. I’ll shoot it.” — Black Canseco from “A Nominee For ‘SMH 2008…’”

And the rest is history.

As Phonte said to me, “You don’t even understand, Fam… I’ve had so many experiences like this. I’m Black Canseco’s biggest fan.”

Kudos, Mr. Canseco.

Previously Posted — TSS Presents 2008: The Best Year Ever – Third Quarter | Pillow Talk 2008: The Most Slept On Albums Of The Year | TSS Presents 2008: The Best Year Ever – 2nd Quarter | TC Sings The Bricks Part DEUX!!!: The Most Disappointing Hip-Hop Albums Of 2008 | TSS Presents 2008: The Best Year Ever – First Quarter

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