Philly made the playoffs yesterday by thrashing the Cowboys, scoring roughly 30+ touchdowns in the process. The team & its fans were so ecstatic @ their success that Eagles owner Jeff Lurie clocked his wife, Christina, right between the eyes after a failed high five attempt.
In an aside, Tony Romo blacked out in the shower after the game. I’m thinking TO rolled a bar of soap up in a towel & clocked his arse on the sly.
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LMAO- I hate them cowgirls.
Baby girl took it in the frames and wasn’t shook. That was some ill sh*t.
Soooooooooooooooo there IS some truth to that old “White Guys Giving Awkward High Fives” joke?
TSSIZ MAJOR !
Nobody had more to play for & sucked more than the Boys did yesterday.
I hate cowboy fans…
“You see our new helmets? We going to the superbowl for sure now!”
It was a great feeling, seeing the Eagles tear Dallas a new one.
Well you hate me then.
Cowboys have top five Talent and Bottom 5 heart
^ ouch lol
Eagles went straight in “no Vas”
I think I should say no homo after that….
i was there, shit was live son. real live.
big ups to sherm with those tickets!
Out of the upsets yesterday you guys choose to post……..
She took it on the head as every good wife should, but nice way to show some cowboy love, we know the Boys speak for themselves-ha ha don’t sleep……
For once I’d like Skip Bayless and all the rest of the biased fools in the press to repeat after me:
“Tony Romo is a slightly better looking John Kitna.”
TO didn’t ruin the Cowboys. What he did in Dallas is exactly what he did in Philly and SF before that: Expose holes in your squad’s flows.
Lookit: No offense can be consistent when your second best WR can’t start for any other team in the league. (Think: TO and JJ Stokes/Whoever in SF… TO and Chad Curtis/INSERT HERE in Philly… TO and R Williams in Dallas.)
Also, your TE/RB can’t be your 2nd best receiver—not when you’re running 2-3 WR sets and wanna score lots of points. Whitten is a great TE, and Brian WestBrook’s a great back, but they should be 3rd options on everything-but short yardage situations.
Your offense can’t score consistently with And-1 QBs—undersized QBs who run around throwing no-look-passes because they don’t know how to take a sack or throw it away when nothing’s there. (I give you Jeff Garcia and Tony Romo). Conversely, you can’t demand your QB cook a 7 course meal with no groceries like Philly does with McNabb.
To that end, TO isn’t innocent, but he’s not the primary reason his teams lose, either.
ayo, da birds do this every time, those boyz cant fuck wit da pigeons (dirty birds), except for back in the 90′s but we took out a couple of they soldiers in that war: troy aik, mike irv, etc…
First the phils, now those birds are about to win a chip & the crime rate is down, damn its a great year for a great city….P.H.I.L.L.Y. stand da EFFE UP!!
epic fail.
Ima a Cowboys fan…to an extent…..
I’m a fan of the greatest show on earth (when I was a kid)….Emmitt, Micheal, Troy……
these Cowboys…..not so much.
*wears throwback Micheal Irvin jersey with pride*