Philly made the playoffs yesterday by thrashing the Cowboys, scoring roughly 30+ touchdowns in the process. The team & its fans were so ecstatic @ their success that Eagles owner Jeff Lurie clocked his wife, Christina, right between the eyes after a failed high five attempt.

In an aside, Tony Romo blacked out in the shower after the game. I’m thinking TO rolled a bar of soap up in a towel & clocked his arse on the sly.

Seen via Deadspin