My keen legal sense, only enhanced by years of viewing repeat episodes of Law & Order, tells me that today they’re about to put the squeeze on The Juice. Facing sentencing today, Orenthal could receive anywhere from six years to life.
The latest chapter of O.J. Simpson’s legal travails comes to a close Friday when he is sentenced for leading a ragtag band of hangers-on in the robbery of two sports memorabilia dealers in a cramped Las Vegas hotel room. Simpson, 61, faces a possible sentence of life in prison after his conviction Oct. 3 of kidnapping and armed robbery, among other charges.
According to court papers filed this week, state parole authorities recommended that Judge Jackie Glass, who once chastised Simpson as “arrogant or ignorant or both,” sentence him to at least 18 years in prison. Thomas Pitaro, a defense attorney who teaches at the University of Nevada at Las Vegas law school said judges here tend to closely follow such advice.
White women of the world and the houseboys who service can feel safe once again. The Juice will no longer be on the loose, at least temporarily. No way they give dude life or even the suggested eighteen months. Six years, state time. Shortened sentence for good behavior. Son’ll be back on these streets in time for the next BBQ or Malibu Beach party.
UPDATE — Runningback buried alive. After 15 years of chasing his ass, they gave him 15 years.
Simpson Sentencing Today In Las Vegas Case [Chicago Tribune]
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No more Naked Gun movies I suppose…
G, I think we talked about this a while back. O Jizzle will be in there for less than 2 years. And we won’t even notice. He’s be back out before we know it.
Should I expect rioting and CNN coverage. Or is today simply Friday resting up for Friday Nite.
Aye Gotty I read this book this week it was funny as hell. Called Manhattan Lover Boy. Check it out.
http://www.amazon.com/Manhattan-Loverboy-Arthur-Nersesian/dp/1888451092
So no live footage of him making a run for it in his Bronco this time??? I was hoping for another high speed chase. GO JUICE GO!!!
Drink Apple Juice Cause OJ will Kill You
DSJ – Is it a good read?
“Yeah, the Bronco’s been discontinued. Trying shut that whole fugitive on the run thing. This is the Escape.”
I’ve always loved O.J.’s walk ever since ’95…
It wasnt 18 months recommended it was 18 years… Its a bad look for dude… they gonna give him the maximum.. beleive that!
Just take it like a man OJ… just put ur head up, shoulders back and stop blubbering like a goddamn idiot… that’s NOT the Juice I rememember…!!!
Going to Jail for stealing BACK ur SHiZZZ…!!! DAMN THA MAN…!!!
OJ sentenced to at least 15 years….. SMH
15 with a chance for paroll in 5?
You know how people say karma comes back to bite you in the ass, in this case, it’s his own stupidity catching up with him. In ’95 he still had the speed to outrun it. Thirteen years later, it was waiting for him as he rounded the corner.
lol, shit is outta hand. a 12-count offense for getting back some shit that was stolen from him. Fuck outta here. All i can say is this is what you get for fuckin with them crackas. I hope everyone out there learns this lesson, you fuck with the crackas and this will happen to you!!!
Damn they gave the man the max on all counts. I bet all the judges and lawyers are about to get their party on this weekend, like “We didn’t get his black ass last time, but we got his black ass now”!!! But on the real, OJ tried his luck on this one and it ran out on em’.. .
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No more Naked Gun movies I suppose…
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Them movies was funny as shit. OJ was always getting fucked up, while the old dorky cop was getting his groove on with the hot chicks.. lol
it was all a set up…
how u gonna record everything unless u knew he was gonna come get his stuff before hand…
Roger Cossack is 52-times better than the fools on CNN, MSNBC, or FOX…they all saying it’s a minimum of 15, Roger breakin’ it down…8 years minimum, 33 maximum (depending on parole)…Orenthal will likely be walking the streets by 2020
…and FUCK the Goldman Family…respect the Judicial System, hoes
8 years. easy.
I’m tired of hearing about the Goldmans.
can’t stand Orenthal a’tall, but that 15 years is way too steep for the crime committed.
Dudes nowadays get less for murder…..oh wait!, I forgot…this is for the murder…
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and the Goldman’s do need to go’head somewhere already….
I ain’t portraying myself as the quintessential biblical cat among us, but if you wanna get all high & mighty on the commandments and OJ murdering their son and whatnot, then what the fcuk was he doing fcuking w/ the next man’s WIFE?
This is why you shouldn’t fcuk w/ no married woman. That kind of deceit and betrayal is a little deeper than had it just been somebody’s “girl”. You know HOW MUCH it takes to make the average cat settle down??? All the sacrifice and women and partying and peace of mind a ninja has to give up????
Sheeeeeeeit……. That kind of anger has no statute of limitations…
Juiced.
Orangejulius!
I am waiting to see Marcia Clarke and Chris Darden on TV tonight.
Speaking of man men on patrol, look who’s back.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7m8xu_friday-the-13th-trailer_shortfilms
Speaking of mad men on patrol, look who’s back.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7m8xu_friday-the-13th-trailer_shortfilms
OJ lost
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Pulp—as I call him now—is gonna be hemmed up till 2015 at a minimum… all those “concurrent’s” saved his ass. had they run all that consecutively he’d be looking at 15 years BEFORE parole eligibility. At least now, Pulp’s got a shot at 7.5 or so.
old folks tend to get paroled once their minimum’s up—unless they’re serial killers (no jokes, please) or hardcore G’s… so barring another extended crusade by the Goldmans, Pulp should be out by 2015.
And that’s a long ass time when you’re 62 going on 70.
And yeah, Roger Cossak’s the man. He breaks ish down like a real lawyer instead of a commentator tryin’ to be famous.
I remember when he got into a few skirmishes with drivers in Miami. I can understand that though, the drivers here are some of the worst ever, and if I had a gun in the car I probably would have shot someone by now.
Still, you figure after he got off the murder charges, he’d keep a low profile, stay with his family, bbq every weekend and chill the fuck out. Instead you’re kicking in hotel room doors in vegas and robbing people at gun point? I don’t care WHAT they took from you, it definitely wasn’t worth 15 years in prison.
This just In:
For the first time in is existences FOX NEWS will switch to taped segments as all staffers and on-air talent recover from the mimosas and jello shots they had celebrating OJ’s conviction and sentencing.
No word confirming whether Fox has rehired Rita Cosby or that Bill O’Reilly and Sean Hannity have openly promised to stop calling her “Eata Cosby” upon her return.
On a related note:
OJ is gonna get it in the ass!! LOL
Im so tired of hearing about OJ’s sorry ass,,, good riddance hope ya get raped nightly!!! PARTY AT DA GOLDMAN’S!!!!
who in here actually believes OJ will get paroled LMAO
“Still, you figure after he got off the murder charges, he’d keep a low profile, stay with his family, bbq every weekend and chill the fuck out. Instead you’re kicking in hotel room doors in vegas and robbing people at gun point? I don’t care WHAT they took from you, it definitely wasn’t worth 15 years in prison.”
Cosign that. What the fuck was he thinking? And anyone else think it’s weird that they just randomly have a recording of everything?
man o j is not going to prison for the vegas shit! he’s going for murdering the other two!