Spied @ Nigel’s

So this guy decided to analyze who was better between King James and Kobe Bryant.

I want to start a “Things Bored People Do” category for acts of stupidity like this. This was the type of argument you’d have with your boys after a game just to leave the venue excessively heated for no apparent reason. It gives no added value to your life, just an increase in possibility of dying from hypertension.

As children, we learn from that and, then, grow up.

Some of us grow into adults that have learned what buttons not to push or, at least, when to push them. We limit a comparison like this to categorical disputes, or shit-talking and blurts in between games. (e.g “Ooooh. See, Kobe wouldn’t have missed that shot.”)

Others grow up into douchebags like this and get jobs at Fox Sports and ESPN, supposing that making up categories and using mediocre video editing skills makes for a good argument. If “hunger” really makes a difference, I know some kids in Somalia with some ball skills (pause) that should be top draft picks. I’m just saying.

Bullshit aside, who’s the better player?

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