So Common took it upon himself to review his own album, and gave it 11 out a possible 10.
I assume each track earned one point and that the extra point was not only for his excellent kitchen dance skills, but also for giving such an extraordinary, enthralling 1 minute review of the….
You know, what, I’m sorry. I can’t do sarcasm on this one. I thought this was some really self-involved, masturbatory bullshit.
11 out of 10? Word, Lonnie?
The tight shirts, and smedium jackets are cutting the circulation to your brain, fam.
Universal Mind Control is in stores now.
Previously Posted — “Inhale” – Review Of Common’s Universal Mind Control | “Can I Borrow 99¢?”
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1 and 1 is 11
In his defense… he looks wasted.
You know, what, I’m sorry. I can’t do sarcasm on this one. I thought this was some really self-involved, masturbatory bullshit.
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Yeah, dude was definitely rubbin’ one out lol.
He’s high off the electronica.
Common, hit n miss rapper
Common, good actor.
His acting career should go into orbit in 2009 thanks to Terminator Salvation.
Heard he might be playing The Green Lantern as well, coming soon to a silver screen near you!
I don’t think Lonnie quite pulls off the egotistical artist thing. That’s more ‘Ye’s lane anyway.
Serena’s booty > LSD
And that Justice League movie got scrapped, thank God.
Common is no John Stewart.
Common jizzed in his pants
The Justice League movie got scrapped???!!
Damn! I wanted that to happen.
But Tony Stark is still building his team right? Doctor Banner is on it, maybe, Frank Castle aka The Punisher and maybe Blade can get in there too.
I think Common should concentrate on acting for the time being, I thought he gave a good performance in Smokin Aces the scene where he has the verbal showdown with Jeremy Piven was pretty good viewing.
Yeah, dude was definitely rubbin’ one out lol.
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*wishes he never read that.*
Com’s made some smart choices in terms of which films he’s been involved in, but I can’t say he’s had that one breakthrough performance yet. He can act, but I still always end up seeing him as Common playing in a movie instead of just seeing the character.
LOL @ TC
lmao @ Rubbin one out.
He seems like he just got done bustin a nut…probably danced till he…JIZZED IN HIS PANTS.
There’s a subplot to Terminator: Salvation…realizing what a mistake it was to release UMC, Common goes back in time to redo the album and work with No I.D. & Primo and get off whatever bullshit he was on during the summer of ’08
Damn, is the album THAT bad??? I think ninjaz got waaaaaay to accustomed to the Yeezy beats. Still, maybe this album is an acquired taste and ain’t for every palette. One of homies told me that if Com’ had dropped this in the summer, he might have got a pass.
I am close to a Best Buy right now…I am considering buying that UMC shit for 99 cents just to give it another spin and another chance…but that would be going against my principles…I mean, the shit was wack the first and only time I heard it, why would I wanna help his numbers and encourage him to make more shit like that…
LOL @ Teefus
We can only hope.
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@ Flea
Yeah, the kinda pass where you tell somebody keep going, keep going, but you never throw them the ball.
^ LMAO!
Is it really 99 cents in stores? I thought that was just the Zune deal.
Not 99 cents?
Fuhgedaboutit.
Maaaan…
Maaaan…
Alot of yall cats are real G.G.W.K. in this post…
I mean I aint saying yall are…but just going on about Common’s jizz (I cringed at typing that) I dunno…lmfao
-Majorz
http://www.superill.net
^ you missed the SNL post, huh?
Rappin’ about fappin’
Faptastic
when i first saw this post, i wondered if perhaps TEEF wrote it to finally put an end to the fuckery that is “UMC” …
11/10?!?
i’ll just say this much: i peeped the video to “the 6th sense” just yesterday and thought to myself … common lets the p*ssy take control of his mind. erykah took him to the electric circus and serena’s bodybuilder thighs squeezed the last bit of sanity outta him.
one thing i’ve noticed is that, once he gets a wack album outta his system, he comes back with a redeeming one (electric circus, then be …).
TC – i have a zune and i wondered if it was the same thing …
does offering your album for 99 cents lead consumers to believe that’s how much of an effort you put into an album? 99 cents worth?
serena’s bodybuilder thighs squeezed the last bit of sanity outta him.
……………………….
LMAO
Oh no I didnt @ OED
It just got real OD tho…after a while its like aight…jizz…not funny, starting to get gay. Like after the 115th dude. LOL
-Majorz
http://www.superill.net
^ lol
Serena probably got the tightest Kegel game on the planet.
^ make your dick look like an hourglass
@ Common
11/10 c’mon mane you 1 of my top 5 favorite emcees ever but
Slow Down Go Fast
The Shirts to tight fuckin ya mind up. you and yeezy got more to give us
yes you can
Deen Says:
Serena probably got the tightest Kegel game on the planet.
Dec 10, 2008, 9:38 pm
Keri Hilson’s Future Baby Daddy is Teef Says:
^ make your dick look like an hourglass
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LMAO…
Yo I just can’t rock with this LP… *Playing “Be” Into to get back into the correct Common mindstate
“make your dick look like an hourglass”
Ahahaha. She’ll vice grip the shit outta you.
I never thought I’d be talking about how powerful Serena Williams’ vagina is.
the album is garbage! i will never check for a common release again.
^ I doubt that.
I know a lot of folk that love the album.
I just remind myself that originally, it was supposed to be a Summer record, which may explain why the shit is so upbeat, futuristic, and a bit fluffy at times.
“Common turned down this beat and I made it into a jam!” on “Everything I Am” Common should stop turning down good beats.
Extremely disappointed in this album
Amen. Common needs to be leveled w/ on UMC. AND all this fucking Vlogging!!!! WTF! This was Common for teenagers, Pop as hell. AND he didn’t kill any track fully. He’s become our Corporate Conscious MC. Y’all see him on Ellen?