
Have you ever been sitting around with your crew, putting up a Charlie, and had an epiphany for a million-dollar idea that could change your whole life? Many of us have, usually to little or no avail. Others see past the smoke and make that shit happen.
Consider the latter the case for whoever invented EZ-Splitz cigar cutters.
In order to come up with an idea for key-chain accessible blunt/cigarillo splitter, this dude had to have been rolling sticks on the regular. Plotting, one blunt at a time, to make something of himself without taking his feet off the table and putting down the 360 remote. Finally, once his fingernail got so dulled down it couldn’t slice through a Swisher anymore, his mind drifted into that hypothetical spot where millionaires are made and EZ-Splitz were born.
Can you imagine something as simple as an inch-long plastic tube with a measly blade in the middle, on a keychain nonetheless, enabling your kids to go to college and setting you for life?
The American Dream, I suppose.
I’ve researched high and low, no pun intended, and still haven’t been able to find the entrepreneur who invented these party-store payoffs. But, to whoever it is, I commend you. Not only because I own one, and do get the ‘perfect cut every time,’ but because you took your stoned-out idea to the next level. You proved that the far-fetched psyche dope-smokers live by can actually snowball into something beyond the roach.
Whoever you are, if you’re out there and reading this, we do interviews…and I’d love to hear the story.
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The Lady Of Rage – Necessary Roughness
Arrested Development – 3 Years, 5 Months & 2 Days in the Life Of…
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Does anyone have the CD single for Rich Boy’s song Drop; also does anyone have the bad boy remix of the New Edition song you don’t have to worry?
Plotting, one blunt at a time, to make something of himself without taking his feet off the table and putting down the 360 remote
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LMAO!!
But seriously, I need to get my hands on one of those. It’ll cut my prep time in half lol.
Whoever you are, if you’re out there and reading this, we do interviews…and I’d love to hear the story.
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Somebody give this person a raise, great write shit had me dyin, maybe cause i just got finished smoking a “Charlie” lol….
^^that shit is crack, I cant stop listening to it
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i was literally gigglin as I proofed the shit this morn. great fuckin piece.
Wish this was posted last week.
The coffee table/360 remote line is exquisite foolishness.
Smoking is Bad for your Health…
No thank… back to listening to Sterling Simms
Tampa Tony was the 1st person to come up with “Da Splitta”.. He used to have ads in Ozone mag for it.
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side note: Have ya’ll seen the video of Amy Winehouse dancing topless while on xmas vacay? Shit is disturbing..
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If that ain’t a crackhead “shimmy” then I don’t know what it is!
I have one of these and its fucking awesome…its crazy because i just used mine then i see this shit.
perfect fucking cut every time.
*wormin it out*
got one of these and they are great…only for swishers and optimo’s though. on that cali shiiit…..east coast is all about dutches babyyyyy. light up the piff…..kush is better then piff! owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Loving the Stray Shots today! Thanks, and Happy Holidays TSS Fam!
Everybody has one great idea .. said to be the sole opportunity to make it large..
ie zuckerman – facebook, gates- windows
Aspektz – a christmas album
Aspektz – A Very Thoro Christmas
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Have a happy Holidaze Everyone!
My company owns the patent and actually we are the ones that do the solo pipe tooo.
we own the patent on the ez-splitz and we are the ones that do the solo pipe…hit me up
holy shit thats huge…how can i get some promo items?
Alice….
If Gotty doesn’t hit you up first, hit me up @ b4bowdon@gmail.com.
Hi Petey,
you can contact me at mjezsplitz@gmail.com or talk to Gotty
beware, my dude… this piece is fire. props due.
i been using those clear “naked papers” from brazil lately, but still… i need me one of those blunt splitters. i’ve tried, but i can’t fully abandon the blunt LOL
you ain’t lyin about million dollar ideas during a smoke session. if i owned a corporation, i’d have a bag of kush at every board meeting.