The Dr. Pepper commercial with the fade away ice cube shot was kind of enh, mainly because they were playing Da Bulls music in the background. Maybe I wasn’t in their target demographic because it didn’t make me want to guzzle a soda or no shit. I wasn’t mad @ Doc though; get your bread ol’aggin.
But now, seeing Doc with his new wife Dorys, I have a newfound admiration for the old man. And even less fear of getting old if this is the type of bird it brings with it.
Not a bad look I’d say…minus that ultrasmall fedora he’s rockin’.
Oh yeah, Necole’s got pics of MJ’s replacement girl for Juanita.
Not bad @ all either. Chick’s Cuban & her name is Yvette. But with rumors of nuptials with no prenup, SMH @ MJ. Somebody cue up that LL for me!
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Aspektz and the True Thorobredz present TRUE THOROBREDZ CHRISTMAS (FUCK DIPSET)
Respectfully bowing to Run DMC, this is nex in line.
Aspektz – A Very Thoro Christmas
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Tell Jim Jones weak fools to step off the block when Kris Kringle come hollering
Doc’s shortie>>>>>MJs shortie
Is Papoose ever gonna drop?
1st thing that comes to mind…
“I got you payin’ my bills & buyin automobile’s, you a Tip Drill, nigga you a Tip Drill
I know you a trick, gon’ spend that shit, you ol’ Tip drill, you funky ass Tip Drill” (c) Nelly
MJ’s chick is bad, but no prenup?
Dudes must have his Hanes on too tight.
Dr. J & his new wifey are supposed to be on the next season of that Housewives Of Atlanta show on Bravo. Hopefully The Doc will be able to bring a level of class to that show, cause as it stands, they’re almost as ghetto as Keyshia Cole’s family.
Mike can’t be that dumb.
Both of them females are purdy foine though.
Wouldn’t throw neither one of ‘em to the kennel.
Doc’s girl is one of them pretty, doll-faced, Lark Vorhees types, and aside from being a cutie, Mike’s wiz appears to have a nice little body working for her…
Just goes to show, age ain’t nothing but a number…. especially when that numbers got a few “zeroes” behind it.
The Good Doctor Still Pullin’ em. My Uncles Always tell Stories of Doc Rollin into in the Clubs with Full Length Minks. He Owned The Philly Nightlife and every jawn that came wit it.
As for the “3rd pick that made the earth sick” Money can’t be that sprung.
Doc’s girl is one of them pretty, doll-faced, Lark Vorhees types, and aside from being a cutie, Mike’s wiz appears to have a nice little body working for her…
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*Homer Simpson drool* arrgghhhh-ggh
‘Saved by the Bell’ chick, I need some NSFW pics of her
Where’s Mythblazers ep. 2? I’ve been waitin all day!
^Werd.
Dr. J is still a pimp….
Two of the best to ever do it….. still doin’ it.
Nice.
Julius looks like he shells peanuts when he’s bored.
^lmao
Found in the inbox…
BLIND ITEM: (ULTIMATE BALLER)
She’s the ultimate white gold digger who snagged the ultimate (former) black baller worth at least $300 million.
Rewind: She started off in the gold digging game by allegedly seducing the famous son of a Latin superstar. She re-upped for a succession of rich men, requirement: They had to be worth $50-$100 million or more.
She heard our ultimate baller was going to be attending a function, she had did her research. She knew his favorite color and hobbies.
That evening, she dressed seductively in his favorite color. It worked, he sent a male rep (who’s job is to approach women on his behalf) over to her table.
She followed the rep back to a table and was formally introduced. From that night on, they have been a couple although rumors persist-that the ultimate baller is stepping out on her with numerous women in different states.
Our baller may also want to keep an eye on her. At a recent Las Vegas function, where he escorted her, later, they met up with one of his famous male friends (who was in the same line of work). According to witnesses, when our baller wasn’t looking, she was rubbing the leg of his friend under the table.
Who is the baller?
I know what you’re thinking. She’s Cuban though. Yea.. white cuban lol. Plus it fits her because she dated dude with the mole. Enrique Inglsisisisis lol. His father is Julio Iglslsisis lol.
lol wow
MJ is too old to fall for the okey doke. Somebody needs to put that man up on game.
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MJ could still come off the bench for the Knicks at his old age
Mike gots a fetish for white meat… always has. Juanita was on the thigh/leg side to be sure, but ask anyone in Chi and they’ll tell you: the main reason he locked that down was because she got knocked up and she sued him for palimony…
Yeah, money got caught up on some bmd (babymammadrama). You gotta be from Chi to know how this one went down.
Every chick that mike’s ever got caught with since ’87 has either been white or aced the paperbag test.
Hence this current mami is no surprise.
I remember similar reports to what Black Canseco’s from when MJ played for the Wizards. He stayed knee-deep in white girls LOL
Dr. J’s chick is fine. He’s gonna have to buy some NBA n*gga-sized hats, and stop f*cking around with those extra-medium fedoras. He’s gonna fuck around and give himself a stroke with that tight-ass sh*t on his head!
DAAAAYUUUUMMMMM.
Definitely Doc’s girl over Michael’s though.
^ I dunno. Doc’s chick don’t seem to have alot of body. But I’d take her over MJ’s chick just cause she was with Enrique “The Mole” Igleseisisis. I couldn’t follow that fool, that mole looks herpetic lol.
Nice set of strays too. I needed that “Chick Magnet” (archival purposes only lol), Above The Law is a go, & some Papoose, Vegas & Purple City to bring it back home. And don’t doze on that Das EFX. Shit’s hard.
Speakin of Das, I’ve been on a Def Squad/Hit Squad kick lately, after EPMD dropped their latest & that “Shade Buisness” album from Parrish was raw. He doesn’t get the props that E-Double gets, but “I Saw It Commin’) is a banger.
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Every chick that mike’s ever got caught with since ‘87 has either been white or aced the paperbag test.
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the paperbag test lol. i ain’t heard that phrase in years.
Gotty you know i got that old school slang on lock (lol)…
One of my guys went to school with Vanessa Williams’ brother @ G-Town… Mike was waxin’ that for a minute too–that was about as dark as money went….
I even knew a thick corporate chick that a certain 6’4 Hall Of Famer used to workout everytime he rolled thru chi. Sir round-mound and Mr. Baldhead Slick used to go on Ski Patrol—snow bunnies to tha left, snow bunnies to tha right.
that’s confirmed like an RSVP.
The best one that i ever heard yet can’t 100% prove/buts prolly true is that the above plus a certain golfer used to hit a spot off the coast and fly in honeys on some arab sheik ish–it’d be these 3 ballers plus like 15 broads goin’ at it for like a week off the pacific.
they’d do their thing, get a little paper to keep it on the hush then they’d get sent back home. Split ‘em and ship ‘em!
All the stories i heard about dude that i could verify had me smh everytime thinking “Man i knew i shoulda worked harder on my left.”
Vanessa could STILL get it!!!
(I luv-ded me some her)
…and yeah, I wanna read the MJ memoirs.
A brief thank you to all that participated in the TSS NFL Fantasy League.
And yeah, I won.
*victory dance*
lol, black folks only know ONE golfer.
What is this? YB-TSS?
Damn! Her legs are sexy as hell.
Ahhh, so there is hope for us when we get old…
Nice piece of work fam.
P.E.A.C.E.
dr. j could so get it!!