Whitney’s new album cover*.
Let that marinate for a minute.
This was initially titled as “Another Nominee For WTF 2008″
I’m not even going to justify why this is a WTF nominee except to say that…well…maybe the crack wasn’t responsible for the lapses in decision making.
This is like Michael Jackson releasing an album cover with him pictured pumping iron in the gym. With a big ass smile and all.
*Don’t worry. It’s all a bad PS joke.
Ruff Ryders – Ryde or Die, Vol. 2
Lost Boyz – Legal Drug Money
Non_Phixion-The_Green_CD-2004
3rd_Bass-Derelicts_Of_Dialect-1991
Nicole Wray – Elektric Blue (2001)
Ryan Leslie – Just Right (2005)
Groove Theory – Groove Theory


Whitney needs to drop some Phillis Hyman type ish… she needs to get reflective/torch singer ish on the game. she’s got the voice to pull it off.
then again, i do love photoshop…
Whitney needs to gain some Phyllis Hyman-type weight…lol
LMAO, only Teef would be so quick w/the witty-one liner.
*Looks at Ray J*
Is it real, son? Tell me is it real , son? Is it really real, son? Tell if it’s real © Method Man
One.
And let me say for the record…
(b/c I usually find no wrong w/the women we post)
I would surely not beat.
this looks like the cover of a Jane Fonda workout tape I found rummaging through my grandmas shit one day…
p.s. I don’t really identify this Whitney without that damn fur coat…
Damn that coke she was sniffing was mixed with botox and steroids. I hope that this album cover is a prank by Bobby Brown. But then I realize he probably sold his pc to pay his chld support. lol
hmmmmmmm.
Whitney can come on over to my place and she can help me finish my daughter’s Halloween candy stash…
…I’d just follow her to the bathroom and make sure she doesn’t kneel over that toilet
*wonders how gross a Ray J & Whitney sex tape would be*
*wonders how loud Whitney got*
damn, Ray J crushes ‘em all, from Lane Bryant to Charlotte Russe
^lol
but Charlotte Russe would fit baggy on Whitney
I bet Whitney got them skinny legs where the tendons show around the pelvic crotchal region on both sides of the V….yuck.
Ray J would beat Star Jones
eff it…Ray J would beat Brandy
Hell to tha Naw!
Ray J would do a 3-way with Michael Jackson & Lil Kim
I used to respect Ray J’s baggin’ game til’ he bagged Whitney.. what garnered a major “WTF?!” from me..
Man emailing pic of spider to settle $233.95 debt:
http://apina.nwpshost.com/10460.png
hee-fucking-larious
Somebody link the Crackhead Whitney performance!
damn.detox works…o its fake?? *looks away in shame. =(
I thought this was some BS along the lines of Megan Fox as Wonder Woman. This is real? WOW!
I already put that shit on facebook before I realized it was fake. 80s babies still love Whitney. Rocks or not.
Just saw the link. LMAO
WOW the fuck!
…?
@ teef…that spider email was pretty funny.
Yo say what you say, but I would still give it to Whitney!!!
“Whatever you want from me. I’m givin you everything… I’m your baby tonight. You’ve given me ecstasy… You are my fantasy, I’m your baby tonight.”
“You’ve given me ecstasy”
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I hope she meant the feeling and not the drug, cause I don’t fukcs wit drugs.
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LMAO
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Who am I kidding, we can smoke a blunt first then smack cheeks.
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HA HA
too bad theres no cheekage to me smacked