Oh man, I <3 Kool Keith. Consistently, he’s one of the most oddball yet entertaining dudes around.
I watched this one twice, the tears welling up stronger & stronger each time.
“…Sometimes I read the newspaper daily, little eggnog in my Bailey’s.”
Ghost & Weezy combined ain’t got shit on Keith when it comes to stringing together non sequiturs. Add a splash of vocoder for the “I’m laughin @ you now” effect. I don’t even want to speculate on what happened behind the scenes of that video shoot. The smuts look like your average transit workers with mean habits. A room for the night. A video camera?
Pity the maid who had to clean up after that BS.
Thank you G.
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This shit is so fucking wack
The abstract appeal of it.
The chim-chim-chimmery of the beat.
The chicks & whip cream lol.
The vocoder was the best! jajajaja
“The chim-chim-chimmery of the beat.”
^ lol
stripped down, simple…just like the transit workers in the clip
Keith is an astronaut…lol
The smuts look like your average transit workers with mean habits
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LMAO! You wrong for that one!
As for the song/video…effortlessly off center. It has that low budget, BET Uncut vibe, but in a “wink, wink” kinda way. I fux with it.
Hold on…
Gotty did you just say you <3 another man??
…isn’t that reserved for wifeys, S/Os, etc?
I’m just sayin…
peep at the :15 second mark, how he licks the whipped cream off that girl’s ass then looks at the camera and points at you, on some, “This could be you….” lol
Executive SUITES!
peep how he emphasizes SUITES in the chorus
dude is hella retarded yo
crazy dumb chorus, straight clownin’
Only Kool Keith!
I saw that ass kiss/lick on the third time I watched it lol.
Rome – it’s ok to say you love another man, just not in a Weezy sorta way.
Keith is prolly happy. He doesn’t even have to try & he still eclipses half these dudes, just doing what he’s always done…which is to string together the most random lines man could ever think up.
he’s in his own zone, man, can’t hate on that…
and that zone would be: The A.D.D. Zone, lol
fuck, he’s been random for TWENTY-ONE FUCKING YEARS, CHRIST
i might owe who I am to this twisted man, lol
“They say I’m Yves Saint Laurent, women jockin’ my Lebron’s…”
^ HAHAHA
dude is a fool widdit, man…
when they put those microchips in our hands, what they REALLY need to do as well is put Auto Tune devices in our voice boxes so we can talk like that all the time, now that would be off the damn hook yo
I would have paid to be there for this. Shit looks funny as hell. I don’t think there is a person alive that doesn’t like Kool Keith, how could you not.
Kool Keith is THE master off the abstract, esoteric, obfuscated flow!!! People would argue that his shit is senseless, but I beg to differ because if you listen closely he’s on point more than you think.
“You say you wanna be down?/just have your ass out whenever you come around” – Classic line!!! LOL!!! Ahhhhhhhhh man!!! This track had me roooooooooolling on the floor!!! Keith STILL has it baby!
Kool Keith needs a reality show pronto. He is a nut.
what album is this from?