I have it on good authority one of my favorite rappers is about to sign to a major label. For now, let’s call him Indie-ana Jones.
As his name implies, Indie-ana has always been on an independent label, armed with a diabolical whip of words to snap and style on foes, faster than the speed of sound. Now he stands at the end of an industry chasm, having been chased down by a crushing boulder of buzz, and must weigh the art he holds in his hand with a relic of corporate gold on the table. Skeptical beads of sweat form on his brow and are wiped easily away with a hundred dollar bill.
Who among us can blame our hero for wanting the prize? We sit on the edge of our seats to see if he makes it out of the Temple of Industry Doom. Can he overcome the odds? It’s a multi-faceted debate best answered by example…
The Cool Kids and the Raiders of the Lost Art
In this tale we have a tightpants-ed duo who grab your attention with their image and knock you over the head with an original, cakey take layered thick over dumbed out beats. Chuck and Mikey’s mugs are on every magazine, their tour bus rolls into every city and they have actual music out that you can buy in The Bake Sale. All of this while remaining independent on Chocolate Industries. As a result of their foresight, they’ve stepped into the light as forefathers of industry success in the digital age while maintaining artistic control.
Then there are The Knux.
Here we have a tightpants-ed duo signed to Universal. Hailing from New Orleans, residing in Los Angeles, Krispy and Al have created a weird mash-up of both locales, far from symbiosis. Though the MCs blackout in the booth, they push unconsciousness into career comatose with a clear disinterest for the human ear. Their recent major label release, Remind Me In 3 Days, is as unpalatable as Vegemite. But what’s most offensive isn’t The Knux nauseating ad nauseam, it’s that Universal thought they could get one past us so deftly — like if they put two dudes in lumberjacks and Day-Glo, we’d forget they weren’t The Cool Kids (a group I’m sure they now wish they’d signed long ago.) Truth be told, The Knux would have done much better to go independent where they’d be able to form and figure their art to an audience; something they may have a hard time ever finding with a major.
Nelly and the Kingdom of the Crystal Numb-Skull
Here we have the story of a young, attractive, commercially viable rapper whose most recent album you do not own. Brass Knuckles has been out for damn near two months… let me know when you find time to run out and get it. I’ll wait.
In the meantime, I’ll just flip through this magazine in a waiting room flooded with elevator musak covers of ringtone flash-in-the-pan hits like “This Is Why I’m Hot.” What’s that you ask? What am I reading? Oh, just some old Rolling Stone chock full of rappers with Big Industry boom, found a few years later in their virtual talentlessness with swagger rendered flaccid after an album or two. I’m lookin at you, 50. Game. Bow Wow. Ja Rule.
Little Brother and the Last Crusade
Major labels lost sight of the reason they were in business during a slow, painful death of the most important figure in the game — Artist Development. But now I tell you a story of redemption…
Phonte and Pooh have something few artists have behind them: a loyal fan base. And they didn’t appear over night. Little Brother has had to prove their talent, performance and consistency over three LPs, a handful of mixtapes, endless tour dates and an innate understanding for what the industry can do to an artist if they don’t maintain focus on what’s important. It’s hard to find a more entertaining set for your money than a Little Brother show, or a more solid discography on ANY scale. They’ve traveled the embittered path of Big Industry and returned to independence. Every year, you hear more from them and probably like their old music as much as their new work. They aren’t cliche, they aren’t buying into fads, and they’ve developed themselves as artists because the majors didn’t know how.
So now we return to Indie-ana, who weighs a unique brand of art with the possibility of it being shelved in the vaults of Hollywood, shoved in an aisle deep in the back marked “Unmarketable.” To get to that part of the vault you have to pass a lot of industry fuck-ups: in the “Leaked” aisle we see Bilal and Dilla; here’s the “Yeah Right” section where we have Only Built 4 Cuban Linx II and Detox; now we pass “Purgatory” where Busta clutches a classic we may never hear in its entirety.
Of course, there are the Kanyes. The Commons. The Badus. The Jay-Zs. The Outkasts. The success stories of giants who may not always be treated right by the industry, but have seen their careers flourish above and beyond all expectations.
And it’s on this path I hope to one day find our hero, Indie-ana Jones.


LC Weber
Nice piece, you have some serious writing skills!!
*patiently waiting for the hero to topple the industry*
The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was pretty solid.
Nice article LC.
Question for all:
What are the greatest (or your favorite) voices in music history?
A few of my nominations:
Rakim
Lou Rawls
Nina Simone
Roberta Flack
Chuck D
Marvin
Q-Tip
Lemme know. It’s for a homework assignment.
@ trackstar
NaS
Trackster fave voices:-
Ladybug Mecca
Kingsun
AZ
CL Smooth
Esthero
Q-Tip
Michael Jackson
RBX
KRS
Sam Cooke
Rakim
Q-Tip
Ron Isley
Chuck D
Gladys Knight
Tell Indie-ana Jones to sign w/ Koch, or Stones Throw (is that major enough?)…
at least their albums manage to see the light of day…
if you can find them…
Chuck D
Biggie
Cube
Scarface
Okay, I have no idea what LC looks like. Not sure how old she is. I’m in SoCal and she ain’t. She could be the next i’m-130$-sure-that-one-of-these-15 dudes-is-my-babydaddy headcases on Maury for all I know.
and I don’t care.
I officially have a crush on LC now. With her fine cursive writing self. Go head girl!
now with all that said, I hate teases. Don’t be a tease–who the hell are you talkin’ bout woman?!
That hedgehog free-associatin’ fella? Is Joey leaving Alagram or Almagram, Polygram or whatever gramcracker label he’s on? Is in that little gunz child? who?
Indie-ana? Is it kick a-mean-16 Grae?
Who? Ugh… i fell like Charlie Brown kickin’ the ball again.
oh well…
LOL!
Canseco, I AM in SoCal, my dear. I’m in Los Angeles. I thought you knew! But yeah, I’m 26 and I have no kids, though if I did I suppose I’d be 200 percent sure JimmyJoe OR his brother Dante were the father. One or the other. If not one of them, it can only be one or two other people. And I’d be 250 percent sure of that.
And although I’d love to reveal the identity of the subject, I don’t want to fuck up any potential deals by throwing the whole blogosphere into a tizzy. Wait til the ink is dried and then I’ll come back and speak on it. Promise.
I officially have a crush on LC now
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Get in line, brotha lol.
Great piece LC. And good luck to Indie-ana. Traversing the music industry while trying to maintain your artistic integrity as well as one’s sanity is more treacherous than any journey Harrison Ford’s ever been through.
Indie-one krs and the temple of Boom (Bap)!
What the fact is an oversize bambi??!?
A large variety deer?!?!
But yeah is this about Mos Def?
The Bill Cosby Mysteries and how Lisa Bonet never shaved her arm pits for the noody scene?
Boogie Man!
LC already holdin’ out on me… Another dream dashed to hell.
Didn’t know you were in LA. Let the teasing begin. Lol!
I get that, keep it on the hush then…
John Cafferty is going off on John Edwards on CNN right now… dude got paid $35000 to speak at Indiana University yesterday…
theedooooooooooopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssttttt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL9FWtP42ew
nasir jones @ paris – rock the bells tour – 9 minutes big medley – da quality iz years. thx. PEACEYALL!
I think I have an idea who LC is talking about.
Fave voices?
Hip Hop:
Nas
Cube
Snoop
Chuck D
Biggie
Soul:
Marvin
Stevie
MJ
Prince
Al Green
D’Angelo
Anthony Hamilton
I know who she’s talking about.
LC > whatever you imagine her to be. She’s unfathomably, boundlessly awesome. And her pen game is fucking nuts.
Paw, folks slept on Ladybug Mecca’s trip the light fantastic…
it was dope.
ladybug, ladybug, won’t you come outside…
Is there any more room on the LC band wagon cause I want on.
I may be in the Bay but SoCal is a lil over an hour by plane and a lil under 5 hours by car. <—– Yea I drive fast sometimes.
My 5 is a mix and in no particular order.. .
Bob Marley
Chuck D
Sade
NaS
Dwele
I know who and what label.
i feel dumb…
We need to see pics of LC…
the possibilities are killin’ me.
*dusts of my memory stick packed with my real face/fake body web shots*
Okay, I’m reloaded!
who is the “indie-ana” you speak of?
Isa been watching ya intersite for the last few days and you got some vury gud werd riting talents. Me wish me could write gud 2.
Ughhhhh you a nasty wordsmith son.
Busta can’t get on the list?…
Krs-One
Q-Tip
Busta
Rakim
Redman
Slick Rick
Nas
Flavor Flav
Freaky Tah from Lost Boyz (R.I.P.)
Phonte
Thank you for all the voices…You will see the fruition of your brainstorming before too long.
good article
who is indie-ana jones
who knows but i hope its cory gunz
Awesome article, im actually hoping a local indie-ana from up North does the same thing(Maybe its the same guy??)