Words by Matthew Mundy
While I usually like to spend some time with Khaled videos, letting their artistic merits marinate for days as I determine what type of scoring rubric I can use to properly assess their deep-rooted, urethra-constricting mediocrity, I give up.
I refuse. I just can’t do it anymore.
And this video, aside from looking like it was filmed by an epileptic Tony Scott, isn’t even that bad. Plus, the song bangs. But no. Until DJ Khaled stops grinding up on his rappers like a Palestinian Kirby Puckett in heat, all bug eyed and thick gutted and shit while they’re trying to rap, I’m done. I’ve thrown my pen in, I’ve tossed my keyboard in the closet, I’ve put my Haterade back in the fridge. I want split screens, Khaled gesticulating on one side, rapper rapping on other side, and nary a chest bump or awkward hand-waving half embrace between them. Unless he brings the green screen back.
Until then, though? Nope.
Previously Posted — “Red Light” – Review Of DJ Khaled’s We Global | DJ Khaled Feat. Kanye West & T-Pain – Go Hard
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Palestinian Kirby Puckett
*clutches stomach with gut-retching laughter*
Does anyone have any music by an artist named Shawn Anthony; a lot of his music has been played on Entourage.
“urethra-constricting mediocrity” – LOL!!! Ouch!!!
Awww. I was expecting a shot for shot breakdown of the clip.
*SMH*
Condoms On Bottles?!?!
Yall beter leave the Palestinian Puffy alone. Get got sand aggins ready to BOMB for him and I aint talkiing bout graffiti. President Obama(DAMN THAT SOUNDS GOOD SAYING) hasn’t been sworn in yet and TSS is trying to start an international incident. LOL
Kirby…Puckett…..Ha….Ha……
Very funny attempt at being humorous, Mr. Mundy….
It’s all about Khaled.
He is truly the BEST!!!
You would do well to stop trying to fight the movement.
Did you not see all the members of the movement???
The shadowy figures lurking slowly and ominously in the background???
Did you not listen to his proclamations???
He does it for the hood, because the hood told him he should….
He goes hard for the hood.
If you went hard for the hood like he has there would be times you needed to rub it up against something…
Even if that something were Kanye’s arm….
Perhaps you need reeducation, my friend…
He is, as he’s repeatedly said… THE BEST!!!
Sincerely,
The Hood.
Look Khaled heard Kanye just went through the coldest winter and he being a good friend just wanted to keep him warm. 09 is DJ Khaled’s aka Arab Money year. LOL
Off topic but does anybody have any news on the new Wale mixtape?
Foreign Exchange in DC on the 16th, b-more on the 17th, Chapel Hill on the 21st!
http://www.theforeignexchangemusic.com/events/2008/11/the-foreign-exchange-phonte-nicolay-featuring-yahzarah-live-in-washington-dc.html
That Puckett line hurts me as a Twins fan Mundy.
Wow, Khaled, Kanye & T-Pain ON THE SAME TRACK.
F**king hell, hip-hop really is dead.
we the autotune !
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someone can put tha summer jam’s prodigy pic,
i want to see the crime’s object ! lol and thx
L M F A O! Excellent review. Khaled must be stopped by all means necessary! Isn’t Nuvo a drink specifically for women?
khaled + autotuned MCs = epic fail for sure
Am I the only one that thinks yelling at 2 other questionable gents “I’m about to go HARD. I’m going IN. I’m going IN!” with emphasis on the last words, requires a great big pause?
@ Contra
I been telling aggins that too!!!
I work with a bunch of Hispanic’s that have that audacity to get offended cuz khaled says nigga?! ain’t that a bitch? LMAO
As a Floridian I can’t stand his ass but I give it up to homie he throws 2gether some pretty decent tracks.
He’s so fuckin’ annoying.. definitely the FL version of funk flex….
p.s. that Kirby Puckett line had me rollin! lol