*Hyperventilates*

Aww sweet Jesus on high. Somebody hold my mule.

Cancel Christmas lol.

November 28th, here I come!!!

What do you mean you don’t understand? White gummies & black gummies = the only shoe you’ll ever need in this lifetime. If I get ample amounts of these, I may never buy another shoe ever*. Period.

To my friends, family & associates, wondering what to cop for me as a gift? Ding ding! Think no more.

Air Force 1 Blk/Gum [FL Unlocked] via Nice Kicks

* Yeah right…but you know what I mean. It’s that serious.

Contra™ Note: Several times we have been asked why gummies are so timeless. My answer has always been, that they are a sneakerhead’s sneaker; a good looking shoe, with a good accent/highlight, that’s easy to clean, comfy and has a durable sole, and a classic shape. But still not too damn easy to find. Practical, beautiful shoes that represent that era; the peak time of AF1′s in terms of quality and such. It’s a glorious feeling to know that they have returned, and my bank account has since gotten more robust. I will cop plenty pairs.

Word to mother, Nike needs to stop dicking around and drop those White gum bottoms too.

Gotty’s™ Postscript — It’s been suggested that we sexy up these shoe posts by showing pics of girls with the shoes. Well, since I have no smudbuckets on hand who I would allow to put their filthy mittens on my sneakers, I’ll give you a file photo.

Stray Shots

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Zion I – The Search & Seizure Mixtape

Kurupt Co-Starring Roscoe – The Frank And Jess Story

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Lil Wayne – The Leak 5

DJ Dutty Laundry and Yung LA – Crushin the Block

All Star – The Tenn-A-Keyan 2: State Of The Union Mixtape

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Cormega – Who Am I

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