Words By GuevaraGhostOriginally Posted On 9.30.05
Continued from Parts I & II…
…I fell asleep after all the madness.
So anyway, I go home and get myself cleaned up after getting Harlem Shook. It wasn’t pretty but I’m over it. I hope my mouth didn’t write a check my Harlem Shake skills can’t cash.
I just put on my game face and got ready for the contest. So I show up at school and get signed in. They give me a trucker hat with my number on it and said I was gonna be in Group 6. The gym was PACKED. Poppin’ Pete was already there gassing up the crowd by doing some unintentionally homo-erotic dance routine with “Funky Brewster.”
I just gave them a stoneface and sat down with Anna to wait for my group to be called.
The contest gets going and I’m starting off strong. Kids are just dropping like flies. 100 turns to 80…60…40 and I’m still in there. The judges are like “YOU, OUT…YOU OUT!” I’m in the Top 20 but unfortunately so are the usual suspects: Pete, Hank and them.
I know this is the time to put my Harlem Shake skills in OVERDRIVE. I start doing all types of combos: bounce combos, hop combos, cheddar cheese pretzel Combos, you name it. Anna’s on the side doing her little offbeat German Polka shuffle to the music Read the rest of this entry »