Props to Know The Ledge and Google Reader for bringing this to my attention. Long story short: ?uestlove started a thread in the Okayplayer forum where people give a famous person’s name and he’d tell a story of an encounter with them. As long as he’s been on the scene and various circles he’s in and out of you can only imagine the stories he has to tell…
Here a are a couple that caught my eye as I stayed up way past my bedtime (long but worth the read):
Alicia Keys
remember the “double trouble” story from TFA?
talib and mos?—actually scratch that….peep the homegrown story.
mos was being mos—late
and somehow talib (unknown to me back then im sorry lol) managed to spit a verse on this song without my knowledge.
so the cats cussed me out cause instead of “messing around with dange’NO i shoulda been in the C room telling kweli he can’t be on the song.”
dangeNO was not D.
dangeNO was that light skinned chick im always up under in the A room of battery studios.
i had met rapheal s’s longtime engineer Gerry during the “what they do” sessions. we got mad cool. so about a year later i saw some xmas lights in a box with some very specific decor that i remembered but couldn’t quite place.
so i asked the receptionist “who is in A?” she said the name and i laughed cause damn that sounded like a pretentious ass name.—but i saw the session sheet and it hit me!
those are the same xmas lights that gerry used in his bay area studio!!!!!!!
sure enough there was his name.
so i walked in
“gerry!!!”
“ahmir!!!!”
*daps and pounds….*
we talked and talked and talked…..
and then….
(simpsons harp)
she walked in.
(auuuuuuuuuuuwww—-the sim….p….sonsssss………*harp*)
“hey ahmir….met alish….
lish….ahmir…”
i won’t get into specifics…..but i pretty much neglected the things fall apart album for about 2 weeks cause i was always in her room. picking her brain…..talking about music….and our new favorite discovery of 98: KRISPY KREAMES!
meanwhile….
the mix was horrid.
kweli had managed to spit a verse.
i didn’t care if mos showed up or not.
i had neglected the highlight of TFA over a chick.
this lasted for about 3 weeks and i just KNEW i was in…..
then…..she mentioned a boyfriend.
3 hour calls turned into “i’ll call you back”….
until the fadeout.
i guess now i can also say that she was artist number one in the homegrown vol 2 track 4 story.
we saw each other at Fela 2 weeks back.
it just hit me that we actually were great pals at one point.
guess im the bad guy in this story huh?
Nas
you know….the weird thing about nas—i mean it could be kelis who is a fan of ours….but nas JUST started his fandom for us.
i mean he was the prototype of just a first glance and conclusion of “them niggas corny” and go on about his day….
meanwhile if he had just took 30 mins out he’d realize we are his biggest champion.
actually alot of the class of 92 cats are just coming around. bitter? perhaps….im like “wow raekwon if you had just answered our phone call in 96 im certain you woulda tore this SHIT outta “no alibi” but nawww…you took a glance and dismissed us.
my phone rings OFF THE HOOK with the cats i wanted to validate me and let play reindeer games with back in the spring of my career.
while watching us soundcheck at radio city nas was kicking himself for being wrong about us for 10 years….when he heard us freak “verbal intercourse”—my god he was jaw dropped. DAMNIT GHOST!!!—
now that there is a drought in “real hip hop” im everyone’s hero for managing to survive in this environment—but there was a time in which shit like this happened ALL THE TIME pre TFA.
aug 98-
electric lady.
i walk into electric lady coming from waverly diner across the street. bag of food in hand
i walk inside and walk downstairs.
nas is talking to the receptionist and hands me a $20
grabs my bag and says “its cool…keep the change”
i thought he was joking so i let 15 secs go by but he kept walking to studio b.
me and the receptionist were laughing and i thought…well maybe i should keep this 20 cause this story is too funny…
but i was starving…
and then i thought about it…and my ego kicked in…
how does this nigga not know im not the delivery boy from the diner and not questlove??!?!??
i mean for god sake he bitched to the source the HARDEST when we got a higher rating than It Was Written….so i KNOW he has to know….
i ran like “yo!!!!! i thought you were playing….that is my food yo..i thought you were joking”
“naaaaah….i….thought you were the delivery boy…”
*hands bag back*
*me and the receptionist were like “this nigga must be high as hell”*
there are 2 $20 dollar bills i have on my wall at home.
one from Prince–he tipped me jokingly for being funky
the other from Nas….i never gave him that $20 back
Beanie Sigel
the first night we met dude it was a (w)RAP.
best night ever in my south philly house.
mos
com
storch
trace
merce
hub
mal
riq
me
leslie (“…..its a lazy afternoon”)
and les’s best friend this girl name jill who earlier that day threatened to castrate someone
asia and her boyfriend fatin (future kindred)
friend of theirs from atlanta named india
“the pizza guy” (aka musiq)
pharoah
pos
nou
dan
malik
and his croonie who was annoying the shit outta the jazzies with his 25 min rhyme that we all called
“and em”
like who had the time to write a 20 min rhyme with “and em”?
we made him cut it 75% the next week when we cut that same song.
“Adrenaline”.
actually this lil 16 year old runt came in the weirded everyone out.
i mean by now we are used to bilal’s crazy shinanigans….but back then it was like “who let this lil freak inside my house?”
of course once listening to the performance i realized that kid is god.
haunted him down for 3 weeks.
first thing i played for him was dilla.
For more you gotta check out the OKP Forum thread. There are tons more and this is the perfect way to kill some time @ work or in between posts here. You won’t regret it.


good read!
This is dope.
much respect to ?uest, but is it just me or does he look like kimbo in that pic?
LMAO @ bilal: “who let this lil freak inside my house?”
The lil nas story is excellent lol
that Nas story is too funny…
and that prolly happens all the damn time when dudes meet Alicia…
if she wasn’t fine in person I’d go kick myself in the nads…just ‘cuz…
great stories.
Nas smokes too much damn weed…
Yea this is definitely making the workday go a lil faster….
If any, you HAVE to read the George Clinton. Its a must
lol, wicked! Love ?’s stories!
this shit is awesome. thanks for posting.
the link dont work, how do u get to the other stories thru the forum, where do i look?
there are a few okp threads with stories like these…it’s the funniest shit, sometimes. get your popcorn ready…
rhymefest on mos def:
“I was introduced to Mos Def through his girlfriend/one of his wives. We philosophized while he laid in the bed with no shirt on.
Hmmm????
Later that night we went to the club together where he carried his identification and money in a plastic lunchbox. At that point I was like OKAAAY—this nigga’s bizarre. I got mad love for him tho!! Even though I feel as though a wallet would be more convenient.”
http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=18&topic_id=119500&mesg_id=119500&listing_type=search#119523
some random okp industry cat, but this shit is ridiculously funny…
“so my cousins used to raise and fight pitbulls
all dem ruff ryder niggas used to come around and fight dogs n shit
in a few ruff ryder videos our dogs are in there (WHATDDUP MAX!)
so sheek louch comes over to put his dog against our dog
we had a dog named trooper
its bloodline was crazy strong
pure killer, trooper had broken dogs legs and kilt like 2 other dogs
sheek brings this sad ass little dog into the ring
and puts up like 4G’s his dog is gonna body trooper
FOH.
trooper kills this niggas dog in like 10 minutes
not beat
KILLS.
Sheek’s faggot ass dog is lying on the floor in a pool of blood
not moving
dead as fuck
In dogfighting if ur dog gets killed YOU’RE supposed to dispose of the body, that’s that rules
Motherfucker sheek is like “nah, you deal with that”
cuz he’s misty eyed that his dog died
WTF we gonna do with a dead pit?
i mean usually we’d dumb it on the CrossBronxExpressway
but thats risky
so my cuzin and sheek are arguing
“Take your fucking dog”
“Fuck you, I ain’t taking it”
Sheek and his team get in their jeep and bounce leaving us with a dog corpse
Word to my moms
we drove to his doorstep in yonkers and dropped that dead ass dog
right on his front steps”
http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=18&topic_id=106770&mesg_id=106770&listing_type=search#106871
http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=4&topic_id=7146565�
TC – Post the link to the George Clinton story
?uesto’s story about Will Smith is such a Black Rob moment, “Like Whoa!”
Give The Drummer Some!
this post is the therapy i needed to get through this drag-ass wednesday.
thx TSS fam.
thanks for the shout out MZ. i’m telling you I spent my whole afternoon on monday reading these stories. The Robert Deniro made me crack up.
Nas needs also to do a deep music shit with The Roots !
yo… nasirjones/djpremier/?uestlove : that will be really Classic !!
ft black thought, az, ortiz. No doubt !!! oww
Dope Read!!
George Clinton:
i’ve seen *that* in my lifetime about 4 times in the flesh.
the first time someone pulled *that* out on me i was chilling with 2 jawns in diego.
next thing i knew, they were on some Robocop shit and one chick did a line off another chick.
the second time i seen “that” was a white dude in the streets of san fran right in front of my hotel. like stood right next to me and smoked it!
but the third time?
at the lady.
george: (to me and engineer) “are we allowed to smoke in here?”
“uh….sure?”
(laughs like “this guy is funny, i thought the studio was the place to let loose and do craz-OHMYGODISTHATACRACKPIPE!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?)
yo….
its like…
“i “excepted” it.
but…
i was frozen.
i mean the diego jawns sniffed powder.
and the san fran dude was outside and out of his mind.
but am i sitting here about to watch Geo—
oh my god he has rocks in a sandwich bag?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
i mean am i like “look cigs and weed are cool but you gonna have to go outside to smoke THAT shit mayne!”
—and the SMELL!!!!
oh my god!!!
have yall ever been around ANYONE who smokes this shit?!?!?!!?!?!?
i took one smell of that stench and cold panicked like “OH GOD I THINK IM ON CRACK NOW”
im like walking briskly up winter filled 6th avenue in a panic. i started out on 8th street.
all in my head i thought “oh god you fuckup….you done took a whiff of this crack smoke and now you gone die….
(i was doing the pryor routine in my head
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipKL1C7M6Yc
2:12
immgoneDIE
immgoneDIE
immgoneDIE
immgoneDIE
immgoneDIE
immgoneDIE
immgoneDIE aye yo yaaa yaa
immgoneDIE whoa whoa whoa
immgoneDIE aye yo yaaa yaa
immgoneDIE whoa whoa whoa
immgoneDIE aye yo yaaa yaa
immgoneDIE whoa whoa whoa
just calm down ahmir…..your mind is playing tricks on you—–you CANNOT be addicted to crack by smelling the smoke ahmir….turn around and go back.
im reciting the alphabet, my times tables, prince and michael jackson lyrics.
i went to the health store and ordered 3 large wheatgrass drinks
“yeah! wheatgrass that will take the impurities out!!!”
i knew i wasn’t high but how did i just walk 9 blocks in 3 mins….
when only crackheads do that?!?!?
meanwhile….30 mins later the cat who actually smoked the shit was napping like a newborn baby all peaceful and shit.
i smell the shit and now I NEED rehab? lol
the dog died!!!
bastards! pit fighting is crap! it died!
nice post tho, ima deff check the rest out..
the dog…..died.
Will Smith aka The Fresh Prince
will provided me with two of the most amzingest stories of my career.
y2k at the white house.
and
the last january week of 06 in his crib.
my boy says you can judge the level of success someone has in hollywood by the amount of seconds it takes you to get from the gate of the entry to the actual house.
while doing 20mph it took 35 seconds.
imma just do the point system.
drove through the jurassic park gates
passed 3 city blocks. with 15 brownstone per block.
–yes a REAL neighborhood.
was told they fly family out there for reunions and stuff. makes it easier.
so even to live in his BROWNSTONE is a life achievement…let alone HIS crib
he has a stadium in which he does sunday Bball games with his boys/crew
(yes a real stadium with referees and a scoreboard bleachers, lockerooms and concession stands)
you step in the house and you notice the floor is MADE OF BUTTER LEATHER
the whole time im asking him “are we allowed to…step on this?”
his housekeeper gives you orange juice only to realize its 3 days old. and it MUST BE FRESH SQUEEZED.
you joke (what you got a grove and workers in the backyard?) only for jada to open the door to reveal a grove and workers in the back yard.
the spice rack and its fungshui’d color coordination is so impressive and big you yourself say this is a life goal for you wanna reach….
not have this spice rack.
just live here.
in this room
IN THE SPICE RACK!
but that aint it!
see the thing about other hollywood mansions are people come with this mentality sorta like chris rock explained: you always got one bag packed like you know you gonna be thrown out anyday now —or you have this idea that you “might” go broke.
but not will smith.
he says he waited 7 years to make his dream spot. and even then he regrets the largeness of it cause how in the world can his kids be grounded growing up in literally the best built house in california?
i mean it is.
i asked him how do other cribs rate….like i know white people dont like or are as concerned as “shinning” as we are. so thus whereas maybe a megamillionare like steve jobs or even bill gates might have a nice sound system in his house….he aint gonna have the swagger to ball all out and make a nightclub built by the top university for deaf students in which the speakers/woofers vibrate on the floor….thus FORCING YOU to dance….so based on the black celeb ballin factor—ball players dont really got “taste” and just get tacky shit (i can verify this), and aint no black actor in the top bracket to really go all out and ball. and jada actually has taste so will only gives props to his only inspiration in the world of balling ass cribs: eddie murphy.
naturally i asked “what about MJ?”
will laughed and said mike cheats: “anyone can build disneyland….i mean if i was a big kid and wanted a house full of every videogame and trinket then perhaps…..but as far as build and structure (EVERYTHING is hand made so it feels like bedrock) Will wins.
his movie theater? this SHIZZZZNIT
he even has a “ghetto kitchen” built like the set of good times (they have 80% of their meals in there….and once you sit in there for about 20 mins you really do think you are in a “regular” spot.
his studio is nicer than most
his gym is nicer than most
his art collection
his lagoon/pool
all that shit sons anything beyond your wildest dreams….but this was the kicker that had me on some martin lawrence-seeing-eddies-bubble hill crib for the first time (mar started turning into a girl saying “ummm eddie can’t you play more of your music? whuuuusup whuuusup whusssup with you?”) was:
will: hey check this out (*grabs remote….presses a button….*then talks all normal like he aint about to change your life in less than 40 secs) yeah im really glad you like this house…alot of this art was handcrafted in africa when (35 seconds) i shot ali……even ali himself did this piece right here….
?: wow he is an artist (20 secs) too?
will: actually he was doodling on the table place napkins and i (15 secs) told him im taking this home to hang up….jada’s mom has a balcony overlooking the living room on some queen of the castle shit…and over here…..ahmir?…..james?…..ahm (5…4…3….)
?: james?………….(*still standing in the SAME spot where the living room USED TO BE*)…..james…..will…..um…….where did the walls just disappear to?…..and why are we suddenly outside?….how in blue hell did the walls just vanish like that and now we are friggin outside?
BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIN!!!!!!!
The Fresh Prince indeed.