Words By K1NG
Although I am extremely happy to see Hip-Hop welcome in a plethora of rookies as of late, it’s still nice to see the elder statesman of the culture still put out quality music amidst the fickle industry that has forced us to forget about the majority of our legends.
B-Real, ¼ of the legendary West Coast Hip-Hop group Cypress Hill, is set to make a comeback with his first solo album on Duck Down Records, Smoke N Mirrors. He has released two joints off the project so far, and both are indictations for this to be one of the better albums of next year.
Both of the songs entitled “Laugh” and “Snake Eyes,” have distinctive West Coast influenced beats that the rapper utilizes to describe the California street life alongside his protégé Young B.
Smoke N Mirrors looks to be a promising re-introduction to the Latino MC with possible production from the likes of DJ Quik, Fredwreck, Scoop Deville, and B-Real himself. Set to feature includes the likes of Snoop Dogg, Damian Marley and his Cypress Hill cohort Sen Dog.
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respect your elders…including Gotty, Canseco, & OED
I’m 34 on December 5th….do I get respek too??? lol
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Insane in the membrane.
shit, teef…i want some respect too dammit. but chrisbounce should get it before me. that man is pushing 34. help him out a lil bit dammit…i’ll be there the next time we’re seeing what lames they got running against obama.
absolutely! y’all got it
matta fact…
new drink for y’all: prunce juice & vodka
1st round’s on me
Dats right younguns… respect your elders….
now lemme sit back and tell you a story. now this would be nineteen ninety—no. nineteen eighty—no. nineteen seventy–no.
Hey Smitty, where my ripple at? You drank my ripple again didn’t you. You owe me man. I want my fifth back.
Now where was I. Oh yeah:
The year was eighteeen…
Thanks, Teef
*pops an omega-3 pill*
*washes it down w/ prune joice & vodka*
*does nightly calisthenics routine consisting of 2 sets of 5 knee bends and 10 stationary jumping jacks*
Hahahahaaaaa!
Let it be known: Canseco is my hero.
I left out a crucial ingredient….
prune juice, vodka, and….
Metamucil
don’t forget that
and glucosamine for them rickety joints
Jajajajaja – Y’all some old ass muafuckas!
I aint too far behind y’all though, so don’t feel bad. I had to start cuttin my hair real short so you would’nt see how bald I’m gettin.
Juss remember Fonz–HairClub don’t do brothas. They do us dirty–givin’ us spraypainted foam and krazy glue, like we can tell the difference.
Black and bald is like peas n carrots. Bring it on, i gotcha!
Whatchout now… Y’all don’t no nuthin’ bout this right here! that jookin’ y’all into ain’t nothin’ but the old gitchasome slidin’ we did back in the day.
throw some pantyhose on the lampshades in the basement… put on some 45s and gitchasome. Woah!!!!
*fans self from the flashback*
Teef slide some of that glucosamine thisaway… my sugar is actin’ up again.
lol
by the way T., them omega-3 pills is nice but that ain’t how we used to do it:
Fishgrease, baby! straight from the Folger’s coffee can. (Baked or fired, get them drippin’s–they good for you! Plus fishgrease don’t spoil.)
Got all our oils right like that. Kept our joints lubed up something real good!
Man, I’m across the old school line, too. I still remember how hyped I was when I got the 1st Cypress Hill CD!
In true old man fashion, I’m about to hit up Happy Hour and stand at the bar with a plate of chicken fingers, smoking a Benson & Hedges cigarette. Then offer to buy all the young girls drinks an’ shit…
“You can have whatever you liiiiiiiiiiiiiike! …as long as it’s part of the happy hour drink special.”
hahahah^
I remember gettin that first Cypress Hill too. That don’t mean I’m an old ass man though, even though all the young dudes at work think I am. I’ll be 29 next month!
damn…gitchasome..u a fool canseco
*buys next round of prune juice n vodka*
wait im only 19…oh well
I turned 28 last month, I don’t feel any different than when I was 21. The hiphop keeps me fresh!!! RESPECT MY FRESH!!! LOL!!!
500k, boy if you don’t put yo’ fresh in a tuppaware container right now, that mess gon’ wrinkle n crumble on you by 32.
and them gitchasome dances gon’ be a thing of the past…
Somebody pass me a square– Benson and Hedges’ll do. But Kool’s and shot or NightTrain and i’m straight!
I don’t know about Happy hour… that was for my 19-24 phase… now, it’s about “lounges”.
I’m talkin’ L_O_U-N-G-E.
You know the ones that be on the corner-of-around the-way and on-the-low.
Lounges… filled with thick, grownass-cuss-you- out- but luv to-step-with-you women… Women that try to cover body up, but them grown curves be abusin’ some leather shirts and calf-high boots…
Lounges baby. Pool table. Some foldin’ chairs… a little couch and some linoleum floors… A jukebox–it might work, but it don’t matter.
Lounges, baby… Smitty is in the lounge. Smitty might work there, Smitty be a regular. But Smitty is always there.
Sistahs in lounges got a tattoo on one boob. She don’t mind you lookin’ at it, you just can’t touch it.
Yet.
Lounge patrons and club patrons ain’t the same. Lounge patrons don’t fight, but they might cut you…
*pauses for a lounge flashback*
Rickey!!!! Is that you? Rickey–why wasn’t you at the job today? You know they bout to fire yo ass right?
@ Black Conseco: You a crazy dude!!! LOL!!! Fresh in the tuppaware???!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! My fresh is too futuristic my G; I’m already in 2010 my ninja!!!
lol@500K,
Aight youngin. he-he-he…
Just remember–you fresh till you stale and crusty–ain’t no in-between. Ain’t no safety valve for that. it’s gon’ drop on you butt like a Maddux breakin’ ball—nose to toes, baby.
When it goes, it’s gone.
nurture that fresh; maintain that fresh, but when it’s time, pack a bag, put it in first class and wave, cuz when it’s time to go, it’s gone— with or without you.
Pretty safe to say this thread got merked. By who? Can’t say actually, thats the G code, embedded in my blood.
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