Fall ’99 I took a college road trip to Tennessee with my man Brandon, his mom, older sister, and his niece. Like something out of a movie it was definitely a trip to remember w/ moments that you couldn’t script. I didn’t end up going to either Tennessee State or University of Memphis, but they definitely rank as my favorite visit. Here are a few highlights:
* Driving down the highway in Kennesse (had no clue where we were but somewhere vaguely between Kentucky & Tennessee) we look over to see a car just drive off the side of the road and into a cornfield. Cornhusks were flying everywhere as we could barely contain ourselves. Curious as hell we pull over to the side of the road and run down to see what’s going on. Turns out some old man fell asleep at the wheel and he just drove off the road. Seeing him and his wife with the airbags deployed looking dumbfounded and embarrassed as we helped them out the car was classic. Thankfully they weren’t hurt and that moment stays in my mental Rolodex for when I need a quick chuckle.
* Further down the road we got Brandon’s mom to put in GZA’s Beneath The Surface and she was game for about 6 songs before she couldn’t take it anymore. So she pulls out the disc and “Ass & Titties” by Thee 6 Mafia is the first thing we heard coming from the radio. Coming from the Ohio, we’d never heard uncensored songs on the radio before in the middle of the afternoon. Brandon’s mom must have been in shock because two verses went by before she started to look for a gospel channel. In utter disgust she asked us what group that was and we said we didn’t know soley based by the look on her face.
* Tennessee State had dimes galore, like change for a $20 dimes galore. We walked around that campus for two hours and I really can’t tell you word that was said because our heads were snapping back & forth faster than a Sole Collector convention. I wanted to go there instantly and if it wasn’t for a later visit to Hampton I probably would’ve gone there. So anyone looking for a place to go to college – I recommend at least visiting both of those schools even if you don’t go. You won’t be disappointed because the female to male ratio is almost as big as the bailout Congress just passed.
Long intro, but the real reason was to introduce Herbie Mann’s Memphis Underground. As soon as my dad said Memphis while looking this up my mind went back to that visit and I had to share. Released in 1969, Memphis Underground is Mann’s fusion of Jazz with R&B or “groove” as he called it. The title comes from the songs having been recorded in Memphis not because the music has a “Memphis” style. Playing alongside the likes of Roy Ayers, Larry Coryell, & Sonny Sharrock – Mann’s weapon of choice was the flute and is one of the first to jazz musicians to specialize in the flute.
Herbie Mann – Memphis Underground


man i jus remembered when we visited prairie view A&M…7 to 3 female male ratio. nuff said
TSU > Hampton
Since I went to Southern……
Southern>Any HBCU
a negro went to morehouse…and we had clark beauties and spelman beauties within a few blocks.
however…famu and southern had some bonafied dime pieces for dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyysssss on end. i don’t know how dudes graduated from them schools with all them vanglorious femme fatales around. i woulda most definitely had a baby mama by the time i went back to the chi. guaranteed.
southern? texas southern?
Grambling>Southern
i’ll put my beloved CAU = Clark Atlanta Univ vs. another previously posted
university…
Even though Hampton asked me not to come back after my sophomore year , i’ll rep em based on my friendships I got from there.
TC Says:
Grambling>Southern
^ Knee-Grow please! Southern had some of the baddest women walking around that piece! Them NO women had me open!!!
I also Co-Sign FAMU and the Alcorn State womens track team! OWWW(c) Max B
Man, ya’ll sleepin on Xavier out in N.O. It’s like a 7:1 ratio of chicks to dudes over there. They be crossin like 70 Deltas at a time out there. Took a class there last summer and a brotha was sprung
And the wonderful Jackson State University- mo’ ass than a herd o’ donkeys
A S .. A S … A S UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
If we gonna represent female to male ratio may I introduce the Mighty Hornets of Alabama State… where the ratio NEVER drops below 11:1
Look it up homie. Go ahead I will wait.
But if the question is the finest .. I must vote for Southern .. As a member of the track team during my time in .. I have to tell u.. NO ONE and I Mean NO One repped like SU. TSU is not even on that map .. Grambling was always a nice choice and Jackson State was known for women that actually put out.. (Thank you ladies)
Clark and Spelman.. Only FAMU produced more stripper material.
rankings for HBCU’s based on quality
1. SU
2. Spelman (stuck up or not.. chicks was always fine)
3. Howard (see above)
4 Clark (Where the dark honeys in ATL went) seriously
5 FAMU – (stop letting FSU dudes steal yall women)
Honorable Mention
Hampton, TSU (both), JSU, ASU, A A&M U, Grambling, Central State.
The MEAC is wack.. SWAC is where its really at
Co-sign David D.. I never knew Xavier was like dat til I went to Mardi Gras (one yr.. I was like yall go to WHERE??) Dayum that Katrina ..
since I went there I gotta say……..
Clark > most (can’t speak for all)
its’ own populace + proximity to Spelman
Always had a thing for Howard U though… so fly….
and FAMU was crazy as well
^ damn, how I forget Xavier???
Being that I went to NLU (30 min from GSU) we were always at GSU for any reason but especially the women (did ya’ll know E. Badu attended GSU?) . Not only that,,, LA Tech was next door…..they had a couple…..but Louisiana as a whole HAD STRAIGHT DIMES!!! THUCK DIMES! ALL TYPES!!!! Redbone w/ hazel eyes thick, dark skinned thick, pretty face w/thick……JUST THICK!
I could go on and on …but I think the best one I ever met was from Houma!! WHEW……….just caught a chill!!
Co-Sign Xavier! When I was down there the ration was 25:1, and most of the dudes that went there were gay. At least thats what the women there told me!
^haha yea they got a lot of gay dudes at Xavier so that makes the ratio even better. I’ll tell ya, there’s some ingredient in Gumbo that just makes Grade A homemade thickness. Bayou Classic every Thanksgiving weekend…man you gotta go to N.O. at least once in your life for that and scoop up a 504 lady
Ya’ll are tripping; there is no school that can run with Hampton U (the real HU) in terms of beauties.
Knox College>all of this shit.
Since its homecoming season…. Howard’s homecoming will be partying with Kid Capri & Pete Rock this year. Just thought I’d throw that out there.
Say word…I shunned all of the ATL schools and went to NC Central.
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David D.
October 15, 2008 @ 3:30 pm
^haha yea they got a lot of gay dudes at Xavier so that makes the ratio even better. I’ll tell ya, there’s some ingredient in Gumbo that just makes Grade A homemade thickness. Bayou Classic every Thanksgiving weekend…man you gotta go to N.O. at least once in your life for that and scoop up a 504 lady
^ CHURCH!!!
hahaha this was an incredible story
Don’t forget to check out the album.
Looks like we’re gonna have to do an HBCU tour in the future…
Clark is def up there. Next to maybe Spellman… Maybe.
But if you’re talking Louisiana, Grambling. Period.
Hampton U > Tennesse State > Howard U > Spellman > them schools in Louisiana.
Since my first visit 5+ years ago, wifey types been running rampant on Hampton’s yard!
*correction “Spelman”*
I’m at a community college..
*puts head down in shame*
woo hoo Hampton!!
and I agree 2,000% with the person who says FAMU has dimes for days… c/o 2007 right here