Esquire magazine has come out and officially declared something I’ve known since Boomerang: Halle Berry is the sexiest woman alive.
To commemorate this event, I present to you a song that I was saving for my traditional dose of Crew Love ignorance. “Halle Berry (Remix)” (No, I have no clue where the original is or if there even is one) by Supastaar featuring Hurricane Chris and Tum Tum goes so far as to make Halle synonymous with any fine young lady they see and want to smash. This track is grade A southern ignorance that I can’t help but love. Standard dirty south baselines, claps and rapid fire snares guarantee that this track will rattle the trunk while the MCs provide a healthy serving of laugh out loud ridiculous lyrics.
Check the wonderfully ignorant open line: “Go on bob ya head, Go on work ya shoulders/ now what I just said, girl, do it on the dick.” Nope, doesn’t rhyme. Doesn’t even pretend to rhyme. Supastaar just makes a straightforward request over a beat. Hurricane Chris actually makes a nice showing on this track and has the hilarious line: “I’ll beat it up so bad you’ll be scared to walk past me.”
Ok, so this song isn’t the pinnacle of Hip-Hop excellence. But it’s level of ridiculousness borders on self-parodying making “Halle Berry” a fun, enjoyable track that you can play around singing along with. Say what you want about Supastaar and Co. and their new song, but you can’t say they have bad taste.
Supastaar featuring Hurricane Chris and Tum Tum – Halle Berry (Remix)
M.O.P – St. Marxmen
C-Murder_Ft._Snoop_Dogg___Magic_-Down_For_My_Niggaz_-_Promo-VLS
Various Artists – DJ Premier – Holiday Hell
M.O.P – Ghetto Warfare
Beenie Man – Who Am I Maxi CD
Michelle Williams – Unexpected
N.O.R.E – Noreality
The Alchemist – 1st Infantry
UNK – Beatn Down Yo Block (Deluxe Edition)
DJ Khaled – We The Best
Group Home Presents Lil Dap – I.A Dap
AZ And DJ Absolut – N.4.L



good LAWD
good LAWD Almigthy
*catches Sanford & Son. Redd Foxx heart attack*
dayum
“Whooooo!” © Nature Boy
She got SNAP BACK!!!
and well prolly be sayin the same thing when shes fifty, and ill be honest if she still looks that good, id hit it ina second
halle berry is bangin but last time i checked. adriana lima was still alive so halle berry can not be sexiest woman alive. but damn is berry is fine.
She looks good but i’d be willing to bet she can’t fuck for shit…if she fucked as good as she looks she wouldn’t have been dropped like a bad habit so many times.
lookit how the strategically placed black lace on her bra in the 2nd pic covers her supple nipples
leaving her big, dark areolas to the imagination
say it with me now, class: supple nipples with big, dark areolas
The sex might be good, but I’d imagine she’s a complete pain in the ass. As fine as she is, that’s the only way I can justify her getting dumped by so many guys. For a woman to look like Halle & have gone through so many dudes, that’s a red flag.
@ NDiamonds & Amp – all that is a foregone conclusion.
I just wouldn’t mind finding out for myself, lol
^^Say word.
some dudes will put up with so much bs for some vag….Didn’t someone beat her in the past?
There’s this theory about beautiful women…and if i could remember it, I’d share it. let me ask my homegirl & get back to you w/the answer.
damn me & my memory.
supple nipples with big, dark areolas
Wesley Snipes beat that ass Yo!!! He should get xtra time for that!!! But I UNDERSTAND!!!
Oh ….David D wrote something to go with the pics.
*closes eyes real tight and chants*
supple nipples with big, dark areolas
supple nipples with big, dark areolas
supple nipples with big, dark areolas
supple nipples with big, dark areolas
supple nipples with big, dark areolas
DAYUM…..didnt work!!!
try again in a hour
and they gotta be the areolas that are just bumpy enough, not too bumpy, but not too smooth either
aye – for all the weedheads –
peep B-Real roll this funny-ass lookin’ chicken foot lookin’ joint:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kILYbuE-lcM
(this is the Bat-Signal for Wit-E, God bless you, wherever you are, lol)
@ Turk…thanks for noticing lol. Hell, looking at those pics, I barely read anything my damn self.
I think she may have gone through so many dudes cuz they’re prolly like “ay, I’m smashin Halle Berry. I’m the shit! I could get wit anybodyyyy and start actin wreckless.”
I went to Africa and saw a whole flock of Halle Berry’s © Jamie Foxx
I’ll put my $0.02 in…she gotta be “throw hot grits on ya” crazy or completely intimidating and controlling because you can teach a woman how to fuck esp. a woman who got as much going on as Halle.
man, if the shit was good, I’d be stuck up under her ass, like I’m camping out for some Jordans….on some, who needs Macy’s when I’ve got Neiman-Marcus
oh yeah and thangs…
Skeet Skeet!!!
But all those dudes were celebs and prolly got pussy thrown at them on the reg. With the exception of Eric Benet, who was obviously an outta control horndog, I don’t think big headedness (ayo!) was the reason they split. They were all young, rich & black & coulda had their choice of Hollywood dimes. I think she was a humongous pain that no real man would have the time nor patience to deal with. The dude who knocked her up has “pussywhipped” tattooed on his forehead lol.
she got that cocoa butter glow…she got that “good skin” lol
The dude who knocked her up has “pussywhipped” tattooed on his forehead lol.
^ sheeit, wish I was that dude, lol
@ gotty: The old saying regarding beautiful women you’re thinking of is “show me a beautiful woman and I’ll show you a guy who is tired of dealing with her.”
With that said, Halle, good lawd! She can get it
but these pics where the chicks got their arms raised up…take the Christina Milian pic a few posts back, for example….
are the armpits touched up? cuz damn, some of these chicks armpits be lookin’ all immaculate and good enough to lick, I ain’t lyin
^ I can’t front, I’d wife her up in a second lol. At 40, it just don’t get much better than Ms. Berry. As soon as she starts acting up, I take the keys to the Aston-Martin she bought me & go take a ride down Rodeo, looking to clear my head by blowin up her red Amex in rhe Ralph Lauren store. Not a bad look at all.
Speaking of sexy black women over 40, Michelle Obama is the guest on the new episode of the Daily Show….airing as we speak.
Some italian cat is wearing this sista out right now…
David Justice womped on her.
Eric Benet stepped out on her.
Wesley Snipes got into it with her…
Billy Bob waxed that…
Michael Early bounced/got bounced…
As a brutha once told me–when a woman hit 35 and can’t point to a good relationship beyond daddy, “it’s you baby. the problem is you.”
I don’t care what color you are, i don’t care how much money you have or don’t, when you’re the common denominator in your misery, you need a mirror first, a whistle second.
I’m glad Halle seems happy now. I’m guessing the model cat is makin’ time for her like she want. But trust–if that cat walks, i don’t ever wanna hear her on Oprah/View/Tyra talking about what men need to do like she’s done way too many times in the past.
And lawd help me if i gotta sit thru another one of her wack movies. The Stranger… X-Men (Grace Jones was supposed to be Storm!)… Things We Lost In The Fire cost me brain cells, testosterone and patience that’ll I’ll never get back. Ever.
She ain’t been good in a flick since Strictly Business.
LMAO @ Teef.
Alright I know I’m gonna take mad shit for this but:
Halle Berry >>>>>>>>> Adriana Lima
In fact, I’m not even that sold on Adriana Lima.
Let the accusations of homosexuality ensue.
(Grace Jones was supposed to be Storm!)
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Yeah, maybe if they fimed the movie in 1991…& Storm was a man lol.
Monster’s Ball was a good flick, if for nothing else than her gratuitous fuck scene with Billy Bob.
Adrianna Lima aint even in my top 40 bangin’ broads world-wide. She’s so overrated she should be renamed the Dallas Cowboys.
@ Canseco
A-fucking-men on that “common denominator” statement
Meagan Fox > that Lima bean chick
Halle’s baby daddy may possibly be the luckiest man on the planet.
Not naked enough!
Young Jeezy – Swagger Like Us REMIX
http://www.zshare.net/audio/20246803028b3dc0/
AMP,
Storm was dark, kinda crazy–actually a little bit of a wack job. u throw some latex and a wig on enough of most chicks and they get extra points. The over-the-top vibe that Grace had would’ve been perfect for Storm.
Why won’t we juss admit that Halle really can’t act well enough to justify her hype. Nia Long’s two-foot-eight butt’s twice the actress that Halle is. and cuter imo…
regardless.
As for Megan Fox…
‘member what I said about having options when it comes to white girls.
Meagan Fox is cute. But come out here to USC or go down to Florida State and University of Miami and you’ll see about 20,000 coeds that’ll put her to shame. The Pac 10 and the SEC is producin’ bumpercrops of fine young white booty. Maybe it’s all the sun and swamp water, i dunno…
As for Megan, let’s see her when she about 25 and she either tuckin’ her titties in her hip pockets cuz they done dropped or they juss layin’ there like day old sunny-side-up eggs, and she been ran thru a few times by the GQ/Esquire set. She gone look to’ up. Think every broad that was ever on Baywatch–they all look worked over now. And that’s Ms. Fox’s future.
Adrianna Lima is the new Milla Jovovich. once everybody stop drinking the kool aid and see her for what she is, she’ll be stuck doing video game movies.
“Go on bob ya head, Go on work ya shoulders/
now what I just said/ girl, do it on the dick
age aint shit/ I gotta lil’ older
me or your man/ baby girl take a pick
she’s so classy/ she’s so jazzy
jeff
lil’ mama blow like a ref/ do it on the dick
she dont need no help/ she says she got it
she does it all by herself
do it do it sticky/ bitch so fine like a cotdamn titty
gave her a hickey
in order for a nigga like me to spend cash
you gotta bounce like shocks in that ass
u bed/ ass work
start slow/ fast-er
show a lil’ cash/ get another bitch
take from the club
to the car/ to the dick
superstar shit”
Notable Quotables
(I had to listen to this verse a few times to type it…….the things i do for crappy jokes lol)
^ Jojo @ 1:50
Larenz Tate bumped that, says Camron
Halle’s a fine chick and I’d like to put my own personal pelvic move on it while getting my Billy Bob on…
Seeing Halle give dome is prolly some Mt Olympus shit in the sense that-for whatever it’s worth-the woman voted most sexiest etc etc is gargling my newborns right now…
Halle’s this generations Lena Horne…
titties and doggie aside, Boomerang was Halle at her sexiest…
*closes eyes real tight and chants*
supple nipples with big, dark areolas
supple nipples with big, dark areolas
supple nipples with big, dark areolas
supple nipples with big, dark areolas
supple nipples with big, dark areolas
DAYUM….. STILL didnt work!!!
try again in a hour
lol @ One Eyed Deer
pelvic thrust
Dontchoo eva, and i mean, eva mention hallie and Lena Horne in the same sentence unless it’s to say that hallie is “before” and Lena Horne is “after” or Hallie is a bootleg lena.
Lena Horne could sang, act on film and stage and could dress her but off. Plus she got down for civil rights.
Hallie–God love her–just found a man that ain’t whoopin’ her upside the head or runnin’ out on her. And she waitin’ on X-Men part 4 to come in so she can pay some bills. She ahead of the game.
what about Swordfish? Pause that joint and look at her titties all you want Teef…lol…see if those areolas are how you imagine them.
Swordfish…
even Vivica A Fox thinks Halle chose quantity over quality.
LMAO!
There’s a difference though. Hallie isn’t nearly as talented as Vivica, but has had a more successful career overall. I just saw the commercial for “Three Can Play That Game” the other night. That there is not the buisness.
@ Canseco
I just meant as far as the beauty thing, and aging exceptionally well…
AMP,
3 can play that game? my point exactly. Vivica knows her options are limited… but she knows if she were a shade lighter and a little less hood, she’d have been getting worked over by billy bob and crying at the oscars. lol…
Hallie’s just mad overhyped related to the actually quality of work and beauty imo.
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I agree with Canseco…none of these woman today are touchin’ Lena…’cept maybe my wifey Alicia…
And i guarantee you that Halle don’t got a picture of herself looking THIS busted
http://www.jaunted.com/files/3/adriana_lima_american_2.jpg
*closes eyes real tight and chants*
supple nipples with big, dark areolas
supple nipples with big, dark areolas
supple nipples with big, dark areolas
supple nipples with big, dark areolas
supple nipples with big, dark areolas
I think I just saw Jessica Alba’s nipple.
@ gotty: The old saying regarding beautiful women you’re thinking of is “show me a beautiful woman and I’ll show you a guy who is tired of dealing with her.”
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There it go.
Word Gotty @ Gotty. I don’t even wanna get into it just
**sighs leaves to take out the trash thinks about how it would be to vaca alone a few days**
**enters the room she has on tank top and black sheer boy shorts on smiling**
Word
http://realtalkny.uproxx.com/2008/10/topic/topic/vixens/aight-the-last-brazilian-video-for-the-week/
I am moving to Brazil
Word Gotty @ Gotty. I don’t even wanna get into it just
**sighs leaves to take out the trash thinks about how it would be to vaca alone a few days**
**enters the room she has on tank top and black sheer boy shorts on smiling**
Word
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