Esquire magazine has come out and officially declared something I’ve known since Boomerang: Halle Berry is the sexiest woman alive.

To commemorate this event, I present to you a song that I was saving for my traditional dose of Crew Love ignorance. “Halle Berry (Remix)” (No, I have no clue where the original is or if there even is one) by Supastaar featuring Hurricane Chris and Tum Tum goes so far as to make Halle synonymous with any fine young lady they see and want to smash. This track is grade A southern ignorance that I can’t help but love. Standard dirty south baselines, claps and rapid fire snares guarantee that this track will rattle the trunk while the MCs provide a healthy serving of laugh out loud ridiculous lyrics.

Check the wonderfully ignorant open line: “Go on bob ya head, Go on work ya shoulders/ now what I just said, girl, do it on the dick.” Nope, doesn’t rhyme. Doesn’t even pretend to rhyme. Supastaar just makes a straightforward request over a beat. Hurricane Chris actually makes a nice showing on this track and has the hilarious line: “I’ll beat it up so bad you’ll be scared to walk past me.”

Ok, so this song isn’t the pinnacle of Hip-Hop excellence. But it’s level of ridiculousness borders on self-parodying making “Halle Berry” a fun, enjoyable track that you can play around singing along with. Say what you want about Supastaar and Co. and their new song, but you can’t say they have bad taste.

Supastaar featuring Hurricane Chris and Tum Tum – Halle Berry (Remix)

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