Words By David D.
3. Jigga
2. Jordan
1. This guy getting a public dry humping from Ms. Nasty
This vid is the best advertisement Janet and her folks could have ever shown for this tour cause I am heading to Ticketmaster right this second. Granted, this positive pub will prolly turn negative once the first riot breaks out from aggins not getting picked to hit the stage and revolting. But for now, I’m guessing ticket sales are up.
If you look closely, you can spot a mysterious residue fall on the stage…it’s what’s left of JD’s self-respect.
Decay – Unlikely Villain Mixtape
DJ Revolution Feat. Sean Price & Tash – King Of The Decks
DJ O.P. & Styles P – The Godfather
Ali Vegas – Everyday Iz War (Promo CDS)
Cash_Money_Records_Presents_10_Years_Of_Bling_Vol. _1 & 2
Jadakiss – Audio Heroin
Big Mike & DJ Thoro – Grand Theft Audio Pt. 9
Lucy Pearl – Lucy Pearl
Al Green – The Absolute Best (2004) (2 Discs)
Krumb_Snatcha-Gettin_Closer_To_God_(prod_by_DJ_Premier)-VLS-1997
Femi_Kuti-The_Definitive_Collection-2CD-2007
A_Tribe_Called_Quest-Award_Tour_(VLS)-1993
A_Tribe_Called_Quest-Bonita_Applebum-VLS-1990
Nas-Hip_Hop_Is_Dead-(Promo_CDS)-2006
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I wanna be Gotty™ for a day
I’d still rather be Jigga for a day. He has Jordan money, and I’m pretty sure he gets to fuck Beyonce pretty frequently, and that beats dry-humping any day of the week.
^ it’s grossly overrated.
I wanna be P Da 5’11″‘s man for a day
I wanna be LC Weber’s pen and pad for a day
I would dare JD to try and stop me from breaking those straps!!!!!
I wanna be what hater-ass Chris DOESN’T hate for a day
Since we goin there Teef….I wanna be LC for a day!!!! Nahimean??!!!
Shiiiiiiiiiit ….. I wanna be L for a day!!!! Nahimean???
I wanna be Wit-E for a day so I can see how it really feels to be as high as he claims, with all his weed pics and shit, lol
thats just like gettin dry humped my michael or latoya….im cool on that tip.
id like to be salma hayek’s vibrator for a day
I wanna be L for a day!!!!
^^^
you mean beat, right?
this nugs for u Teefies:
http://i38.tinypic.com/330a2oj.jpg
http://i34.tinypic.com/oaxkow.jpg
^i just caught contact.
^^^ dang….all them nooks and crannies and shit, like a Thomas’ English Muffin…looks hella potent
and is it rolled in some clear wrap? I ain’t never seen no shit like that before…whoooo
I was replying to the gotty comment.
it’s a pay week, too….hmmmm
Janet’s doing Roller Girl (Boogie Nights) stuff to sell and promote her tour.
Not cool.
the clear wraps been out, i like smokin dro in em cuz they have no taste- it lets u get the full taste of the herbals w/o any interference.
theyre made out of cellulose
this site sells them and the biggie wraps:
http://smokeclear.com/shopsite_sc/page14.html
elzhi, revolution, jake one, royce, killer mike….
alotta great music has come out in the last few weeks
you should do a weekly column called Growing Up Gotty™ and talk about past experiences that shaped you into the Gotty™ of today, like when your dog chewed up your Sesame Street doll and you cried and your dad took the dog out back and popped a cap…y’know, stuff like that.
but I imagine being Gotty™ has its perks, like having inside connects on fresh NB 1500′s…i am lightweight fiending for those
Puff, Puff, Pass
and damnit man i’m open
you can must definitely pass me the dutchie
Dude looks a little too “happy” if you get my drift….
I’d like to be him for that moment though.
[Derek Jeter > ..............]
Dude has grazed through the finest pastures.
for real, dont bother with the clear wraps. waste of time.
I want in on the janet show,
I thought the same thing, MZ
cue the Busta imitation
http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/?p=7862
ET – I told those stories years ago lol.
I did not know this but…
Found in the inbox…
“You saw that video of Janet? Always faux sexin somebody on stage lol. And you know he’s gay.
How the hell do you know?
Because it’s Janet. THE gay icon. Only women in groups and gay men attend Janet concerts.”
^ so maybe dude is feigning “happiness” lol
the parts on the side of his head were a dead giveaway
Shit let me find out all it’s gonna take is the jim jones jeans with the double parts on the side on the head to get on stage with janet,
i promise to make TSS proud
i be damn Ms. Nasty that damn close to me and not try to give her some tongue shit!!! I’d be screaming “My Dick Harder Than A Missle Yo”
I’m just impressed she had the ride game proper…she’s like 40 or something working those knees like that.
yea, she does that at every show and its always a gay dude.
^every tour* i mean
^Don’t hate
What does a gay horse eat?
“Haaaayyyyyyy!”
I’m just impressed she had the ride game proper…she’s like 40 or something working those knees like that.
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lol word, she poppin tylenol and icin them knees after every show. I wonder how J.D feel about that? proly aint shit to him.
any whoo am i late or did everyone else already pick up the newest version of K.West’s “Love Lockdown”? This will make this the 3rd version I’ve downloaded in 2 weeks of the same song. Is that a record for anyone else? Sounds a LOT better to me though.
http://www.zshare.net/audio/188888640cd540fb/
I wanna be L for a day
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i wanna be in L for a day…no disrespect tho
Kat Deluna singing the national anthem @ last monday night’s football game
http://www.youtube.com/v/q98BuAX2T0U
In honor of The Bar Exam 2 dropping today…
Royce da 5’9″ – Death is Certain
http://www.filedropper.com/deathiscertain
Royce da 5’9″ – M.I.C.
http://www.filedropper.com/mic
Royce da 5’9″ – Independent’s Day
http://www.filedropper.com/independentsday
Royce da 5’9″ – The Revival
http://www.filedropper.com/therevival
Royce da 5’9″ – The Bar Exam
http://www.filedropper.com/thebarexam
Royce da 5’9″ – Raw Sessions 3
http://www.filedropper.com/rawsessions3
I wanna be Eli Porter in a rap battle against Iron Solomon
In honor of The Bar Exam 2 dropping today…
Royce da 5’9″ – Death is Certain
http://www.filedropper.com/deathiscertain
Royce da 5’9″ – M.I.C.
http://www.filedropper.com/mic
Royce da 5’9″ – Independent’s Day
http://www.filedropper.com/independentsday
Royce da 5’9″ – The Revival
http://www.filedropper.com/therevival
Royce da 5’9″ – The Bar Exam
http://www.filedropper.com/thebarexam
Royce da 5’9″ – Raw Sessions 3
http://www.filedropper.com/rawsessions3
I need to get The Bar Exam and The Revival in something better than 128 kpbs
good looks on the lucy P. Thx.
oh no. the greums infection has spread to other sites
http://therapup.uproxx.com/2008/09/7-reasons-jay-z-dumped-timbaland-for-kanye-west.html
@ B. Payton
The search work
! slow..he also @ nahright
*watches video*
*changes boxers*
I think Janet is soooo lame !
Come on, at her age, if you have to do stunting lap dancing to bring people to your shows, you’ve got a serious issue.
after Nelly on a vid, now an anonymus fux his wifey… poor JD !
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I wanna be Greums for always !
I’d beat just off her previous accomplishments.
Pray for those sites infected. But then again, if Greums reposts our links like he does there’s here it could be a good thing.
Pray For My Greumsfall !
Uh-huh
TSS’MAJOR!
LOL@Teef
I am suprised the FBI’s net division hasn’t taken Greums into custody yet.
Janet has done that every tour since the Janet tour… u guys don’t hate her… and at the end the dude gets a polaroid souvenior with his moment with janet..
Hell I’d jump at the chance to be strapped up too… Penny can get it and JD can watch Penny get it… she got a phatty
Why does dude look so scared/nervous…it’s Janet B!!!
I’d be Jordan you can get girls that look better than Beyonce & Janet just by being MJ
I’m just impressed she had the ride game proper…she’s like 40 or something working those knees like that.
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lol word, she poppin tylenol and icin them knees after every show. I wonder how J.D feel about that? proly aint shit to him.
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LMAO!!!
I’d be Jordan… money and kicks is all I need..
I’m on some other shit, I wouldn’t even want to be one of these real-life entertainer/famous fools. I’d rather be low-key with some ill power on some Nightcrawler shit, straight teleporting all over the mufuggin world, never have to work again a day in my life, be stacked out with money, trees, shoes, and honeys all day and live the good life.
**back to reality**
I’d be MJ over Hov all day. I’d have better taste in women though, I see some of these post-Juanita jawns MJ been bustin down, they aint looking too good..