Last night, how many of you that didn’t watch the game heard the loudest, inexplicable series of curses that you’d ever heard @ one time?
If you’re wondering why, it was because of Eagles rookie DeSean Jackson and the sound was the collective curses from your neighbors who were watching the game. Ol’ “put me in the game, Coach” ass is still probably running wind sprints as we speak.
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Jay Dilla !
why didnt u include the back story?
this isnt the 1st time the dumb ass did that:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7hbzpZilJE
Because I knew you’d do it for me lol.
Nah, I didn’t know he had a history. I wonder if he can get treated for such?
http://digg.com/football/Video_Eagles_WR_DeSean_Jackson_drops_a_TD
Digg!
For two teams I hate, this was an entertaining ballgame.
i picked up OT hrs 2day from 9-2pm
try to log in to the system and its not lettin me…
call the help line- she resets my password….
still not workin, she puts me on hold for a min, comes back, and tells me chill for an hour and then call her back…so im postin up gettin paid to keep the couch warm. gotta love free money.
i had already dugg this G:
http://digg.com/football/Nominee_For_Stanford_Band_Award_2008
good morning TSS.
although that was one dumb move(he should be running hills right now)Jackson should be thanking Westbrook for scoring afterwords.
i might be late but…
http://www.ballerstatus.com/article/news/2008/09/5467
(M)TV with NO TRL??!! =-O
check this shit i saw on the news last night
The Tampa Tribune
Published: September 16, 2008
Working under the cover of pre-dawn darkness, a group of Coast Guard law enforcement officers climbed atop a semi-submersible vessel in the waters of the Eastern Pacific Ocean early Saturday.
Suspecting drug smugglers, the officers knocked on the hatch, surprising the crew, officials said.
The officers heard the crew members threatening to kill the lawmen.
The vessel went into reverse and sped up. The officers grabbed what they could and held on, fearing they would be pitched into the vessel’s propellers and the sea. Eventually, the sub stopped.
“This was the most dangerous operation of my career,” Lt. j.g. Todd Bagetis, officer in charge of a Coast Guard law enforcement detachment, said in a written statement issued by the Coast Guard.
Working as part of a Tampa-based investigation, the Coast Guard over the weekend seized the semi-submarine carrying about 7 tons of cocaine, worth about $80 million, about 350 miles west of Guatemala, officials said.
Navy aircraft directed the Coast Guard unit on the USS McInerney in the dark Saturday to a position where it could launch two small boats near the semi-sub.
The smugglers tried to scuttle the craft but complied with orders from the boarding team to close the valves that were flooding it, officials said.
“This just exemplifies the dangers involved,” said Assistant U.S. Attorney Joseph Ruddy, “the sophistication of this vessel.”
The 59-foot-long, steel and fiberglass, self-propelled, semi-submersible was detected by a Navy aircraft as part of Operation Panama Express, a Tampa-based international drug investigation aimed at Latin American maritime cocaine traffickers, according to the Coast Guard and Steve Cole, spokesman for the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Tampa.
A novelty a few years ago, the semi-subs, which travel 99 percent below the surface of the sea, are becoming the method of choice for drug lords to smuggle cocaine from Colombia, Ruddy has said.
The latest seizure was the sixth for the United States, Ruddy said. All the crew members are prosecuted in federal court in Tampa. Those who have been sentenced have received terms of from nine years to 17 years and six months in federal prison.
The vessels are becoming so common that a bill was passed by the U.S. House to make it a crime punishable by up to 15 to 20 years in prison just to be on one, regardless of whether there are drugs onboard. That’s because authorities think the only purpose for the vessels is to smuggle drugs. The bill is awaiting Senate action. An earlier version of the bill called for the penalty to be up to 20 years in prison. An amendment changed the maximum penalty.
Ruddy said the danger exemplified by the latest case was one reason behind the proposed law. He said a semi-sub has as many as three scuttle valves that the crew can open to sink the vessel when it is spotted, sometimes leaving investigators no choice but to rescue crewmen and later release them, with the evidence lost at sea.
The vessel seized over the weekend was only the second taken by U.S. investigators, Ruddy said. Vessels involved in the other prosecutions sank, but not before investigators gathered enough evidence to make a case.
The other semi-sub that was seized was taken to Key West, where it remains, Ruddy said. It’s possible, he added, that the new one will also be taken there, but that’s still being decided.
It will take about a week to 10 days for the crewmen to reach Tampa, he said.
In addition to the six cases where evidence was gathered, investigators spotted four to six other semi-subs by air in the past year, but by the time officials got close enough, the vessels had been scuttled.
According to the Coast Guard, the vessel seized Saturday is capable of traveling from South America to San Diego without stopping for fuel or supplies. The vessel also is reported to be equipped with state-of-the-art navigation and communications equipment. Authorities think the four crew members are from Colombia.
Working as part of a Tampa-based investigation, the Coast Guard this weekend seized a semi-submarine with 7 tons of cocaine aboard about 350 miles west of Guatemala in the eastern Pacific Ocean, officials said.
“This was the most dangerous operation of my career,” Lt. j.g. Todd Bagetis, officer in charge of Coast Guard law enforcement detachment 404, says in a written statement issued by the Coast Guard.
A Navy aircraft directed the Coast Guard detachment aboard the USS McInerney in the dark Saturday to a position where it could launch two small boats near the semi-sub.
Coast Guard law enforcement detachment 404 boarded the vessel in the pre-dawn darkness, surprising the smugglers, and knocked on the hatch, officials said.
When the smugglers realized the Coast Guard was on the deck, they could be heard threatening to kill them, said Assistant U.S. Attorney Joseph Ruddy. They reversed the engines at high speed to throw the boarding team into the propellers and the sea.
They managed to hang on, Ruddy said. The smugglers also tried to scuttle the craft but complied with orders from the boarding team to close the valves that were flooding it.
“This just exemplifies the dangers involved,” Ruddy said, “the sophistication of this vessel.”
The 59-foot-long, steel and fiberglass, self-propelled, semi-submersible craft was detected by a Navy aircraft as part of Operation Panama Express, a Tampa-based international drug investigation aimed at Latin American maritime cocaine traffickers, according to the Coast Guard and Steve Cole, spokesman for the U.S. attorney’s office in Tampa.
Just a few years ago a novelty, the semi-subs, which travel 99 percent below the surface of the sea, are becoming the method of choice for drug lords to smuggle cocaine from Colombia, Ruddy has said.
The latest seizure was the sixth for the United States, Ruddy said. All the crew members are prosecuted in federal court in Tampa. Those who have been sentenced have received punishments ranging from nine years to 17 years and six months in federal prison.
The vessels are becoming so common, a bill has been passed by the U.S. House of Representatives to make it a crime punishable by up to 15 years in prison just to be on one, regardless of whether there are drugs onboard. That’s because authorities think the only purpose for the vessels is to smuggle drugs. The bill is awaiting action by the Senate. Although an earlier version of the bill had called for the penalty to be up to 20 years in prison, a later amendment changed the maximum penalty.
Ruddy said the danger exemplified by the latest case was one of the reasons behind the proposed law.
A defense to the crime, Ruddy said, will be whether the vessel is registered with a foreign government. The smuggling vessels are made to avoid detection, so they typically do not register with any country.
Ruddy has said a semi-sub has as many as three scuttle valves that the crew can open to sink the vessel when it is spotted, sometimes leaving investigators no choice but to rescue crewmen and later release them, with the evidence lost at sea.
Investigators spotted four to six other semi-subs by air in the past year, but by the time officials got close enough, the vessels had been scuttled.
According to the Coast Guard, the vessel seized Saturday is capable of traveling from South America to San Diego without stopping for fuel or supplies. The vessel also is reported to be equipped with state-of-the-art navigation and communications equipment.
i cant find the video, but the boat was crazy looking.
Hil-arious
Great game, jock Donovan if you want…he never seals the deal
I understood the defense the Cowboys were in, but McNabb & his coordinator really nutted @ the end.
That’s been the knock on Mcnabb for years; in pressure sitations he crumbles. It was an exciting game; the NFC East will be fun this year.
Word, If McNabb had every opportunity to put together a scoring drive late in the 4th. The O-line did a good job despite a strong Dallas pass rush.
Can’t wait until Eli gets a crack at these clowns.
this was one of those painful moments….i really just wanted to kick dude in the fuckin helmet and be like are you serious?
@ Tres:
The Giants do match up well against both squads. The Giants can throw deep; but what will win the game against but the Cowboys and Eagles is the fatc we can sustain dirves with our running game. Both teams last night had chances to run out the clock but couldn’t keep drives going when needed to.
Hello TSSers
My power just came back on-2 days with no power and no TSS sux balls
Hurricanes in Ohio>Hurricanes in Texas i guess
So what did I miss?
http://i31.tinypic.com/25qsnlc.jpg
lol
^ there was a pic of Keri Hilson & her corns on her feet…it seems dudes on here would turn down the opportunity to smash just cuz of that.
Smh
Keri Hilson could get it 3 times a day everyday
Aggins must have some quarter pieces sittin at home on here-SMH
I’d make her feel my Energy
Bar Exam, Statik Selektah, Jake One-Im gonna be busy 2day!
I have been so fucking bored-we had 800,000 homes without power in the Dayton/Cinci Area.
People was acting real foul-On some breakdown of society shit
Don’t get me started on this idiot.
Random & Teeph yall aint lying. Cats are some Mack Daddy Podiatrist!!! The got C-Note pieces with pretty feet. LOL!!!!
I never understood why during a blackout some people will go out and destroy their own communties; instead of comming together to make the best of a situation.
^ bad situation
id just make her toss on some extra thick winter socks and give her the Dirk DiggahoE treatment.
asian T-Pain:
http://www.youtube.com/v/MARws55puHo
Kerri’s Corns
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l302/thehottestmess/ahm/-2-1.jpg
atfer sir estelle’s teef , a new messager called mr kerri’s corns, maybe …
lol
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wI4_aNDLiI
brand new and third single of roots manuva
Her feet are Jacked up!
But she would still get it!
@Wit-E-Does that NaS & J-Love u posted the other day have J-Love screaming over every track?
@ Estelles Teeph-You could be Sir Estelles Teeph AKA Kerris Feet
Keri got those corns and shit from smackin her feets on my ceiling fan…
lmfao…bet he got his ass beat after the game
@ random ninja, i would guess so, J Love used to have such dope tapes, and then he gradually started screamin and puttin drops all ova the shit and now i dont even waste time downloadin em.
look at this dumb broad tryin to jump a couch
http://www.youtube.com/v/03XWkCaH16M
take 2:
11:33:17 AM: http://www.youtube.com/v/_eDzirBBq_E
Off topic but Jake’s Album is DOPE.
One of Seattle’s finest!!
Don’t Sleep..
I don’t care. Babygirl still got the stugotz to rock the open toe joints even wit the bumpy toes.
yeah man, that Jake album is 1 of the best to come out in a minute.
did i not explain to you all the correlation between fucked up feet and nasty cooters??
LOL @ ‘nasty cooters’
I’m not aware of that relationship. Do tell.
neither am i…p, please detail your theory.
i refuse to believe that keri’s “cooter” is nasty. i mean, it’s possible…but i just REFUSE to believe it.
i’d compare it say…someone telling me that p’s “cooter” is nasty. to which i would say…”no SIR…you ARE WRONG. now good day. i say GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!” (insert my best english accent)
I have never heard of the feet to ‘bad cooter’ correalation before. In the words of the great poet lauerate Jay-Z “We don’t believe you you need more PEOPLE!!”
LOL
Lilia is lettin the kitty out on escándalo tv 2day…
I was going to make a comment about how hilarious this D. Jackson moment was… but now we’re talkin cooters. And I like P’s theory. I think I see where she’s going with this one…
if the women are sayin’ it…. take heed brothers
P stated that if a woman doesnt keep up with her feet, she damn sure isnt keepin up with her ‘cooter’
makes sense. think Kat Williams. “I can’t even do a bitch”
I always thought if a women had a dirty belly button then the ‘cooter’ was bad. Cause if she can’t clean a small hole; how she is going to clean a bigger hole.
*clears throat*
wit-e explained it. it’s really pretty simple. but if a woman doesn’t take care of a body part that at any given moment may be exposed to the world, imagine what she does with a body part that remains hidden most of the time.
also, there are women who do not know what the norm is. which is why you have women who convince themselves that their feet “aren’t that bad” and they step out in sandals and open-toed shoes. once again, its easy to check what other people are working with and be like “hmm, my shit is fucked up.” by just walking around with your head down. believe it or not, most women aren’t sure what a cooter’s natural smell is and whether or not discharge is normal. i won’t get into the women who know something ain’t right and just don’t give a fuck. thusssss the correlation.
OH, if a woman has ever refused or been hesitant of being dinner (i know wtf??) she wasn’t sure if her shit was right.
^ either that or dude has some sabertooth tiger teeth like Puff. No woman wants a home histerectomy(s/p)
lol
^ right right.
and apparently dude did it once in college too.
He would have had to give me 50 push ups at the 50 yard line at half time for that shit…
esp having been his second time doing it…