Live Blogging: The VMA Edition With TSS
DIGITAL NEWS By Gotty™ on September 7, 2008 at 7:57 pm
It’s almost time!
In case you weren’t around earlier for the news, Matthew Mundy will be bringing his wit to your VMA experience, updating live & direct via our Twitter (http://twitter.com/TSS_Crew).
Real time updates and the ability for real time responses & interaction from you all. You can sit @ your cpu, laptop & even your cell & trade comments with Mr. Mundy. He’s already there & jabbering so go join the fray fun.
If you’re not already following us or not on Twitter @ all, get yourself over that way now, bring your popcorn & prepare to share in the experience, led by the Crew’s resident satirist.
Previously Posted — Kanye Forgives MTV; Will Close Out The VMA’s | “Follow Me!” – TSS Goes Twittering
Posted in DIGITAL NEWS, GENERAL, SMOKE BREAK — Tags: Christina Aguilera, Kanye West, MTV Video Music Awards, T.I., Twitter
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That guy looks EXACTLY like me.
people still watch the VMAs?
sunday night football > VMAs
T-Pain likes his elephant’s big meat
John Norris has gotta be one of the few MTV employees who’s also eligible for an AARP membership
speaking of which…
Gotty, have you gotten your AARP card in the mail yet?
I don’t get it what’s the difference in TSS and Twitter this is real time too??????????????????
In other news, Texastoker converted another hiphop head to TSS with a simple conversation based on his Wu-Tang clan 8 diagrams t-shirt which he won from a TSS contest. He has commented with ” Its time I pick up a “Respect My Fresh” t-shirt or two..”
none at all…
as far as I’m concerned, I’m only watching this to fill my quota of pop culture fuckery.
What a douchebagfest chock full of dimwits
so much better in years past
yo i need a RMF shirt too…
get on twitter ya bastards
that host is a bitch….said rosa parks mite show up if she could get on the bus
^ me too
when can we expect a re-up on those? consider doing those up on American Apparel t-shirts…those shits is comfy as hell yo
im havin problems wit it
co-ed dance crews have always been weaker than all-male ones
i actually like kaba modern
Jonas Brothers seem like the only ones with some home-training, judging from their short convo w/ Sway…gracious and down to earth
between Kaba Modern & Fanny Pack in that performance? Kaba Modern
they still usin dat dumb pepsi commercial…
Kim Possbile > VMA’s
Christina Aguilera.
mm mmm
parenthood makes some people better human beings and takes that edge off
The Mighty B! (on Nick) >>>
id still smash…she gained certain qualities that i really appreciate
goddamn……ashlee hella preg
can someone up “hand me downs” by blueprint? searched all over with no luck
Ciara is looking very Beyonce-like
good job Russell Brand is doing by playing to the liberals to make a connection with the audience
*turns to VMAs because he didn’t realize they were on until TSS informed him*
*sees some chick in tights with stubble*
*goes to fridge and grabs another Heineken*
*flips back to Sunday Night Football (in HD)*
I haven’t seen nada one of those videos
and damn if Britney don’t got no donk
twitter mothereffs! twitter…
im on it i think…tell me if u c me
have you commented yet?
yep
i’m actually going to move over to the comments here, as twitter isn’t exactly setting the innernuts on fire. i also don’t really know how to use it properly, which could be part of the problem… i’ll post all of my comments thus far in a second
Here they are:
8:09 – Aight well here I am. This is my first experience with Twitter, so pardon if it crashes and burns. LL! OMG!
8:11 – The Volcano taco ads are revolting, for the record.
8:14 – When you write out VMAs without the MTV before it, it looks like a gross STD. Twittering the VMAs looks even worse.
8:15 – Why is T-Pain arriving on an elephant? I can’t wait to hear his real voice.
8:16 – T-Pain sounds – and in that getup, looks – like someone on the losing end of To Catch a Predator.
8:20 – Sway just said L.A. looks beautiful from above. I lived in L.A., and you can’t see it from above. Too much smog. Sway’s a liar.
8:29 – Michael Phelps is a black hole of charisma, apparently.
9:00 – Are Benji Madden and Paris Hilton dating? He looks like a 1920s flasher, and she looks like a short bus disguised as a human.
9:03 – So is Britney actually opening? I wonder if her weave will fall off. In related news, the crowd looks super underwhelming.
9:05 – Did an epileptic Marilyn Manson choreograph the Rihanna performance? Wow – Rihanna doesn’t sound good AT ALL.
9:07 – Britney did look at least 1.8 billion times better than she did last year.
9:12 – The British guy is actually kind of funny, though he’s perpetually out of breath, and looks a little too excited/coked up.
9:15 – Wow – baseball bat sex jokes. Somewhere, Joe Lieberman just had an aneurysm.
9:17 – Jamie Foxx is waaaaay too excited about Busta Rhymes being there. He also didn’t get the ‘don’t upstage British dude’ memo.
9:18 – My money is on Britney Spears winning, though my pop culture knowledge is at least a half-decade old.
9:19 – Mundy – 1 for 1!!!!!! Britney Spears is thanking God for ‘blessing her like this.’ Ummmmmmm…
ok
Best Male Video:
Best song by a long shot is ‘No Matter What’, but I’m guessing ‘Lollipop’ is gonna take it.
no one deserves to win best male video
Fuck – 1/2 now.
Lil’ Wayne looked happy though. I want him to jump up and yell 1.05 at Chris Brown, then kiss Baby.
Lookin’ @ these VMA’s made me realize how disconnected I am from the MTV/Pop generation…
We all know they’re passing off Pop for R&B these days but…
Does ANYONE make Rock N’ Roll anymore???
WHAT THE FUCK!!?!???
The Jonas Brothers? Really? This has gotta be the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen. Honestly. This is going to give me a digital vasectomy.
jonas brothers..not that bad
Somewhere, though, Michael Jackson is having the time of his LIFE right now.
talkn bout song not performance
The crowd at the outside Jonas Brothers show is 1000 x better than the one at the actual VMAs.
chris brown takes neyo…
Katy Perry > Jonas Bros
Q’s TAG Commercial > Christina Aguilera Perfume Commercial
brand is gettin better
Nice – Michael Phelps told us that Lil’ Wayne, not he, is an American hero.
I really didn’t expect Lil’ Wayne to play this song. Nice choice, and Wayne is doing it up pretty good. Weezy’s a beast…
A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI. How can people not love this song? Locked in a vicious death match with ‘Put On’ for best single of the year.
Good to see Wayne performing a track off the album other than a single we already seen him perform and heard too many times.
Altho I’m sure he’ll work a Milli into it before the end of the performance.
Yeahhh…
Switch up the “DontGetIt” verse cuz it’s not worth re-quoting
good job promoting gangs MTV
I don’t even think T-Pain is even trying to pretend he is actually singing. Lil’ Wayne just set a rather high standard for performances tonight…
T-Wayne did their thang
Twitter can go suck a fat baby’s dick! Damn that shit sucks.
he actually had good energy..n seemed sober as of late
Best dancing in a video:
Ne-Yo wins, I think. Though DJ Khaled should win for Out Here Grindin’.
aint seen pcd video
Best quote of the night, from the Pussycat Dolls:
‘First off we’d just like to thank God for being so awesome to us.’
Did you get that? God loves the Pussycat Dolls!
Did Wayne just rock white pants?
Anybody want to place bets on if the hood accepts/rejects the idea?
Ain’t white banned after Labor Day?
Did T-Pain just perform in leather?
he actually had good energy..n seemed sober as of late
===================
Just not have seen the recent video w/him and the razzi lol
From the sounds of the leaks, T.I. should have spent more time on recording his album than he did on the commercials.
Phillips de Pury and Company New York is pleased to announce “Hip Hop’s Crown Jewels,” the first-ever Hip Hop jewelry auction to be held on October 1, 2008. This inaugural sale of the Contemporary Jewelry Department offers 70 jewelry lots at a total sale value estimated at approximately $3 million.
Biz Markie’s “Diamond Headphones Pendant” (created with Jason of Beverly Hills) is one of the historical masterpieces of this sale, in addition to a custom-made turntable ring. The turntable motif is quoted by an equally bombastic performer from a later era: Missy Elliott. Missy Elliott’s “Diamond Turntable Ring” is a fantastic homage to Hip Hop music, fully bejeweled and with completely moveable parts. And where would Missy Elliott be without the original female MC, MC Lyte? MC Lyte incorporated regal Afrocentric style cues into her personal dress to emphasize her position as a Queen among men in Hip Hop. MC Lyte’s “Nefertiti Ring” and “Nefertiti Necklace” in this sale were featured in the video for one of her greatest hits, “Cha Cha Cha.” No single character in Hip Hop embodied Hip Hop’s “bling” aesthetic like Bronx-born legend, Slick Rick. This sale will include Slick Rick’s “Multicolor Diamond Eye Patch,” which has become his internationally recognized trademark.
This auction charitably supports Rush Community Affairs, Russell Simmons’ coalition of nonprofit organizations including Rush Philanthropic Arts Foundation, the Hip-Hop Summit Action Network and the Diamond Empowerment Fund.(TM)
This is the first time that Hip-Hop jewelry will be presented within the auction setting. A historic selection of 70 jewelry pieces from some of Hip Hop’s most illustrious musicians, rappers and jewelers will be offered, including those worn by:
50 Cent
Alicia Keys
Biggie Smalls aka Notorious B.I.G.
Birdman
Biz Markie
Busta Rhymes
Cam’ron
Damon Dash
Diddy
Eminem
Freekey Zekey
Gnarls Barkley
Ja Rule
Jay-Z
Jerome James
Lil Jon
LL Cool J
Mary J. Blige
MC Lyte
Missy Elliott
Nas
Pharrell Williams
Remy Ma
Rihanna
Slick Rick
Swizz Beatz
Tupac Shakur
VERBAL
Yaki Kadafi
i did but i also saw the one wit semtek
Pardon me but who the hell is the host guy & whose pants are thsoe he has on?
The best thing about the MTV VMAs is how it underscores how ridiculously old you are. Unless you’re not old, in which case the best thing is T-Pain giving you nightmares for the rest of your life.
Paramour’s yellow pants > Lil’ Wayne’s white pants > ‘08-’09 New England Patriots
http://www.divshare.com/download/5308174-20a
“Did Wayne just rock white pants?
Did T-Pain just perform in leather?”
U gotta love them two together!
Glad I have DVR so I can rewind and watch them again while some chic I never heard of performs some song I’m glad I never heard.
“Did Wayne just rock white pants?
Did T-Pain just perform in leather?”
U gotta love them two together!
Glad I have DVR so I can rewind and watch them again while some chic I never heard of performs some song I’m glad I never heard.
^ I was just thinking the same thing. So either it’s old or out of touch w/certain aspects of “popular” culture lol.
But then again, I’ve always carried a certain level of detachment from popular culture
Nina – DVR? You gonna be the first break us off w/the video footage for Ye’s performance later lol?
Shia LaBoeuf – I heard that he was working on a feature length movie based on Cage’s life. I hope they manage to make it a spin off of Transformers.
Where have i seen that british dude before?
http://www.divshare.com/download/5308174-20a
^ that Kev Brown beat is ridic!
Memo to MTV – the whole backlot performances thing makes Paris Hilton look like Lupe Fiasco. Literally and figuratively.
They are not rock stars.
@ K1NG – he was in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
And I didn’t really explain the Lupe joke – I think he’s pretty smart. And Paris Hilton is the anti-smart.
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^ streaming version so you can sit your arse @ the cpu & view the VMAs. Joy!
Man. Pink is the worst.
damn where kanye at?
Is that new Raphael Saadiq out yet?
Hip Hop Royalty=Flo-rida?
Umm…wow. Can we pleeeeeasssse rephrase that…
Thanks Mundy…he was hilarious in that movie
id smash pink
Hey side note, Common’s album Indian Summer will be pushed back again he’s too busy watching Serena’s ass on Center court rt now……
Hahaha enjoy the show bro and then get ur ass back to the studio and finish the album damnit….
What is the definition of artist for MTV? Cuz ummm…i’ve seen very few artists so far tonight…VERY few…Go LUPE!!!
“Pardon me but who the hell is the host guy ”
I doubt anyone even knows. Its like we’re watchin the UK version of the Music Video Awards.
Best hip-hop award
Weezy, Lupe, Flo-Rida, Mary J., or Kanye?
My money is on Weezy.
MJB for hip-hop video of the year?
Lupe should’ve gotten that joint.
Weezy – even a quick shout out to Static Major’s family would have been appreciated.
Lupe had the best song out of those…
Urban Legend era T.I. would smack the shit out of T.I. right now… After jacking him for his knot, of course.
good lord, that chick in the fuchsia dress w/ T.I.
lotsa donks & racks in the house
is Rihanna the new Grace Jones, if at least for tonight?
Is it just me or are T-Pain and Lil’ Wayne gettin’ REALLY friendly? I mean, between Teddy’s comments on Ray J’s meat and Wayne’s picture with his “daddy” it REALLY wouldn’t surprise me…
T.I. was really RAPPIN’
That said about T.I., dude can still rhyme his ass off live. I’d love to see dude live.
Lupe – pulls off the bow-tie look. Eat your heart out, Kanye. And take some notes, Weezy.
shoulda performed no matter what
Travis was doing the same drum pattern to “take on me” as Zo! was doing on “Love The 80’s”
RiRi stacked.
ol’girl w/TI in that dress = tig o bitties
Can’t wait to see what Kanye’s got planned… It’s pretty nice knowing that the biggest pop artist on the planet is a rapper.
where is that kev brown x busta track from? shits ill
I don’t know what’s ya’lls malfunction but I just watched Entourage and I’m bout to watch True Blood
Death to Pop music!
That girl in the hot pink was CRAZY! Although, I can’t co-sign that “Whatever You Like” mentality.
LL Cool J apparel?
*dead*
@ old.sole – ‘No Matter What’ is by far the best shit leaked offa Paper Trail so far. Woulda been a far better choice…
I would love to skeet on both those High School Musical chicks.
Is that crass?
^ Agreed. “Whatever You Like” = Yawn. Sorry JJ lol.
Does anybody reinvent her persona more than Christina? It’s working, I s’pose. Kind of reminds me of that Chris Rock ‘Michael Jackson vs. Prince’ joke. ‘Prince won.’
Britney lost.
I would’ve wifed up Christina way before any of those other vanilla wafer ass pop stars (brittney, jessica, mandy) she is better in just about everything than all of em…plus…she worked with PREMO!
hip-hop isn’t dead
neither is rock
the rebellious nature of both genres IS, though….
so true
i love that thickness that Christina Ag has gained though
http://www.divshare.com/download/5308174-20a
^ that Kev Brown beat is ridic!
yezzur
http://life.ru/media/images/0308/73630a6a6a2c80ca1669150e91ccc114.jpg
Wow – the Jonas Brothers looked fucking PISSED. Well done, British man.
Dog. Vanessa Hudgens is like top ten for me right now…
Sarah Palin took the top slot tho…is that politically incorrect?
*almost barfs*
@ Wit-E – the fuck you post that pic for? god damn it
co-sign @ Estelle’s teef. The girl has put it in all the right places. And, I’ll be damned if she isn’t the best advertisement for breast implants that I’ve seen in some time. And, I have the internet.
Russell Brand is killin’ it. Jordin Sparks, sit your fat ass down.
Tokyo Hotel? Literally never heard of them before… These guys are like 14 years old. Ugh. I’m depressed.
Was that big haired person a DUDE?!? What the fuck is going on with our country?
Was that a boy or a girl??????????
Scarier though: The big haired “dude” is the apparently the leader since he had the mic. *shudders*
So…Liar Liar 2=Yes man? Creativity in the mainstream right now is drier than Cindy McCain…
so far (as if we didn’t already know), this year’s VMA’s have proved to be homogenized & rather sterile….
none of that spontaneity, uncertainty, & general off-the-cuffness from past hosts & guests that are generally uninhibited loose cannons or mature AND quick-witted…
these young bucks suck
zing
how many ppl in the crowd actually know that LL is a legend? maybe 10, 15%? if that?
Fringe has “Hero” as their theme song and a “The Wire” actor starring? Worth watching i’m guessing.
actually considerin watchin dat show now
Best pop video?
What’s happened to music?
Why does Britney keep winning?
I’m convinced. Paris Hilton is a robot with a couple of viruses and short circuits every once in a while
“Oops, i was looking the wrong way”
brit wins again
what I DO appreciate so far are T-Wayne’s & T.I.’s performances, the choreography from the dance routines, the girls!….and, above all, Russell Brand’s shots at Republicans and asserting his political stance…also, the production quality is always top notch
Lupe is doin’ it right now too
How can they not give Lupe top billing? His 3/4 verse performance > Pink’s entire oeuvre.
Brand is the best thing about this show, thus far.
I’m wondering how much money Britney’s handlers poured into this ordeal. I didn’t know she was anyhting but TMZ fodder nowadays.
mtv fuccs up alot..they runnin dat tag commercial into the ground
Rhapsody commercial = Hilarious.
Colts fans = Suicidal.
vanessa was fine as hell….til i saw the nekid pics of her….shorty is 1 of the rare cases of a chick that looks much betta with clothes on.
kelis nekid:
ttp://i346.photobucket.com/albums/p420/flamboyant408/f_Kelis272164m_76cdbd2.jpg
Can Russell Brand even vote? I doubt he’s been naturalized.
Is Kid Rock still popular? He sucks, and he’s a Republican.
Yeah, i just looked it up. Dude still lives in England. He has no right to comment on our politics. Go make jokes about the Parliament, Queen and Prime Minister.
I think it’s safe to say this the stalest award show ever.
@ Wit – oh yeah! Kelis’ bum!
Kid Rock & Wayne performance has good energy
the crowd still sucks donkey balls
Wow – Lil’ Wayne is a legitimate rock star. I think, looking back on this, he will be the weirdest hip-hop crossover star ever.
The crowd is the worst EVAR!
cosign gotty..best performance so far is weezy…gotta give him that
EVER.
The nerve to have a “post-show” for this fiasco lol
Damn ya’ll still watching that crap, so I guess TSS turned out 2 be the same/ my bad- better then Twitter huh……
I can’t believe how bad this was. I would rather live-blog CSpan.
My last one was talkin bout how this is the worst award show EVER
Damn – Kobe’s boring as hell.
FUCK Kobe
Sincerely,
A laker fan
Kobe with the awkward gait again. Dude is kinda corny.
True Blood!
Best video of the year?
Britney Spears wins again. Maaaan – somewhere, that screaming YouTube guy is losing his shit.
Again?
Wow…
Who seen Chris Brown clownin’ on Brittney? LOL
wtf she won again
How much did Brittney and her people pay MTV to hand her all this shit she doesn’t deserve? Not that I’m salty or anything.
wow. Britt. Another one?
here it is…
Can Yay West!
so far, Britney, Kobe, Demi, & The Brothers Jonas have conducted and carried themselves like they actually have some sense
what’s this dude’s next album ‘posed to be called?
^ & add Christina Ag to that list too
color me unimpressed thus far…
Does he start rapping soon, or does he just keeping repeating this shit over and over again?
gay
gay
really?
That was gay!
boo to ye
L-A-M-E.
Call it hate, but rappers should at least attempt to add a verse to shit they release.
Kanye can go suck it.
chalk it up to the hipsters
hooray.
You are not a singer despite having auto-tune, you fucking fruit loop.
maaaan – i can’t believe that. woulda been a nice HOOK, but damn – a full song? coulda rhymed at least once.
Does he start rapping soon
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I was thinking the exact same thing. That was the first time I had heard that song.
woooooowwwww.
all you motherfuckers who listen to Charles Hamilton & Tyga, shop at Karmaloop.com & wear Ed Hardy & sag tight jeans in gay-ass colors….you happy now?
WTF Kanye…. I about fell asleep during his performance mane!!! Thought he was going to rap on that joint.
i thought it Diddy at first when i seen him on stage lol
Nicole from PCD could GET IT. Tokio Hotel is a sign of the apocalypse.
this Punjabi British dude is actually THEE most irritating bitch on this whole shit
Who knew at the beginning of the summer that “Lollipop” would be a paragon of lyrical competence. Kanye can suck it. This is what can only be described as a complete sell-out move. The songs on Graduation still had a bit of a hip-hop bent to them, this shit is less hip-hop than Vanilla Ice and Daft Punk.
LMAO @ all ya’ll
Death to Pop music!!!
all you motherfuckers who listen to Charles Hamilton & Tyga, shop at Karmaloop.com & wear Ed Hardy & sag tight jeans in gay-ass colors….you happy now?
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Yeah, and wearing a button up without a tie is gay too.
Who knew at the beginning of the summer that “Lollipop” would be a paragon of lyrical competence. Kanye can suck it. This is what can only be described as a complete sell-out move. The songs on Graduation still had a bit of a hip-hop bent to them, this shit is less hip-hop than Vanilla Ice and Daft Punk. I feel betrayed.
ALRIGHT WHO GOT “LOVE LOCKDOWN”?????? Please share…I’ll flash ;P
Did ya’ll know VH1 blanked out their programming and was promoting the VMA’s…..B*tch move
Doesn’t VH1 own MTV?
bitch move? umm try smart marketing. You do know Viacom is the parent company?
this whole joint is like a prosthetic leg
they all kickin’ it, but they still fake
and this Perez Hilton character needs to go away with the British Bollywood fag-boy
My bad it’s the other way around
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VH1
Paris Hilton’s dad should left her ass on the sheets
Hip Hop ain’t dead.
Rock ain’t dead.
Television is dead.
The net is taking over!
P.S.
If i have to hear Q’s horribly simple rhymes ONE more time, i WILL shoot someone…fuckin’ disgrace
Holy shit that was some excruciating shit. They shoulda got Weezy B. to host it.
wishes he could relive the last few hours of his life
Serena Williams just won the USOPEN and is again ranked #1 in the World.
Goodnite!!!
Chris Brown’s dance performance at last year’s VMA’s >>> the entire program tonight
“Can Russell Brand even vote?”
^Hes currently “shaping his American image.” Don’t give him a hard time..lol
http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/music/1147682,CST-FTR-MTV06.article
Personally he could host another 10 shows and I still wouldn’t care about him or his image. Call me a hater but I prefer a host whos name I heard atleast once before.
2008 Bet Awards > 2008 Mtv Awards
for all of y’all that get caught up into sales = a good hip-hop product,
awards shows like these with their blurred lines b/w “hip-hop” and pop is EXACTLY what you get.
Hip-Hop is not pop.
Pop is not rock.
and rock IS dormant right now.
if I had to depend on radio to satisfy my musical fix, I’d be in rough shape right now.
Wack.
*pours out a little liquor for the Patriots season*
2008 Bet Awards > 2008 Mtv Awards
^ and that ain’t saying much
*pours out a little liquor for the Patriots season*
^ dang, already? it’s like that? lol
It’s like that………
and that’s the way it is……
Teef
maybe not, Mayne,
but up here it feels that way a lil bit….and I thought the loss to the Eli’s was bad.
all you motherfuckers who listen to Charles Hamilton & Tyga, shop at Karmaloop.com & wear Ed Hardy & sag tight jeans in gay-ass colors….you happy now?
LMAO
karmaloop has some aight shit.
i get what ur sayin tho…
Not lookin’ good for any of the top AFC teams.
This week at least
I think I’ll wait til I hear the audio before saying yay or nay to that new ‘Ye. But I’m not a fan of artists debuting new mat’l in a huge live setting.
I try not to trip too hard on fashion trends, but aside from these Gloria Steinway scarves, I just can’t understand the oxymoron that is….
sagging, tight jeans
?????????
one day that will make sense to me
ala
icy hot
something being “cold as hell”
etc
the only cats who really rock the style to a point where it looks like “sumn” are diminutive Prince-lookin’ mofo’s.
if you’re working on a beer belly, or play anything other than point guard on your varsity squad and/or yo azz weighs more than a buck-65, that shit looks silly.
Wow…I decided to watch The Departed tonight…looks like I make the right choice. Came in to catch ye do his mini-olympic ceremony.
@G- sheeeiit- hov premiering “H to the Izzo” at the 1st (?) BET awards= a great moment
i saw sum heavy set dude tryin to pull it off…his jeans were screamin”bitch i dont even button up”….im only assumin
@ OED
I hear ya on the Pop tip.
Usher, Chris Brown=Pop. Not saying it’s a bad thing, but it’s not R&B.
^ didn’t Snoop premier Murder Was The Case at an awards show too?
*stares at red light til memories of award shows are erased*
@ TC
it’s so true.
Mike’s torch got picked up (hot pause)
Janet’s been ressurected and cloned for multi-ethnic consumption…
but where are the soul singers….or better yet (cuz I know cats’ll start naming names) WHY aren’t ANY of them getting promoted properly.
LOL @ “diminutive Prince-lookin’ mofo’s”