“It’s Raining Men…”
GENERAL By Gotty™ on September 24, 2008 at 10:28 am
In a shocker to no one minus a few teenage girls who had his picture taped to the wall, Clay Aiken is set to reveal his sexual preferences after keeping mum about the subject for years, even despite previously denying it & the whole the gay tabloid scandal.
After years of dodging questions, former “American Idol” singer Clay Aiken will acknowledge he is a gay man in an interview with People magazine set to run on its Web site Wednesday, according to media reports.
No, I don’t really care about Clay’s music or his sexuality for that matter. Hell, I could care less if he was sweeter than a bag of Domino’s sugar or railing half of Hollywood. What I do somewhat admire is his decision to speak the truth because he didn’t want to be considered a liar by his infant child. And he seems happy, even lighter in his loafers, now free from the public’s scrutiny & questioning.
And it got me to thinking how a few others might benefit from a public cleansing of sorts, throwing a few skeleton bones out of their closets. Here’s a few celebs who should follow Clay’s lead.
Rick Ross
Raaooowwwssss, just fess up & admit it was you in the pics. Stop trying to put it off on Kimbo Slice. And stop dropping new tracks, still rhyming about boss life, like we’re just gonna magically forget. You’re not the first rapper to front in lyrics & rap about a lifestyle that wasn’t really yours. However you are the first one who’s tried to lie to us about it like we’re gullible enough to drink that Kool-Aid. the Little Man Defense this is not. We know it was you. The sooner you admit, the sooner we’ll forget.
O.J.
Juice, you’re going to jail this time anyway, so you might as well confess. I’m sure the statute of limitations ran out anyway.
Alicia Keys
Please just publicly admit you’re gay, you like menage’s, enjoy taking it in every orifice, sex in public places, going down on her man at his beckoned call and have a thing for slim sexy Black dudes.
Okay, maybe that was just for me & there’s no truth to be found there…but I can dream.
Broke Rappers
Only Sean P. willfully admits that he’s the brokest rapper we know. The rest are licensing their names to these labels, living off advance money they’ll never be able to pay off and wearing a new chain every month. Nevertheless, I feel safe in saying that I probably have more money in the bank than Tyga, Ace Hood and Mike Jones…combined…and I don’t have a lot of money in the bank. So, please rappers, stop fronting like you do.
R. Kelly
Just admit you you like young girls. Tracing back to Elvis, John Lennon, Jerry Lee Lewis & Michael Jackson, we’ve always had sexual deviants & dudes with fetishes leading a public life as entertainers. Sure, some of these men could have any woman they wanted. Unfortunately for those ladies, the singers don’t want them or the panties they threw on stage; they want their young daughters..and in some cases their sons.
R., by now you should know the black community doesn’t care as long as you keep putting out good music. We’ll still play your music @ BBQs, still step to your tracks & my mom will still say how that “Rrrruurrrhhh Kelly boy can sang.” We’ve already anointed you & you know we won’t be wiping the oils off you anytime soon.
My uncle Ray’s 60+ year old ass brings his young mistress to family functions occasionally while my aunt Patty sits there & acts oblivious. Yeah, Ray tries to pawn shorty off as being with his son Shawn, but we all know Shawn is gayer than Clay Aiken. We just laugh, whisper a little & treat her like family. Uncle Ray’s loaded so I guess money will make women do and accept strange things.
Sometimes just for kicks, we keep asking when her & Shawn are gettin married.
Johnny Gill
If we could only get Johnny Gill to settle up his debts & say he’s a tinkerbell, we could move forward as a people and then get on with that New Edition reunion. Until then, “My My My” will not be viewed in the proper romantic context.
This post brought to you while listening to India’s “The Truth”…because I am so real.
Clay Aiken to reveal he is gay [Reuters]
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This is no shocker……we need this from the moment he walked onto the Idol stage!
…i’m going to need Puffy to reveal that he’s gay as well. I really have no reason to think that other than the fact that I really, really dislike him.
yo! stop stomppin on dreams, ive always said babygirl alicia keys is gay.. so are the pussycat dolls, now thats a party! lol 0ne!
Wow, what a surprise!! I would’a never guessed that this little twinkle toed mo’fo was queer..lol
Wow, what a surprise!! I would’a never guessed that this little twinkle toed mo’fo was queer..lol
this is like learning that rob halford from judas priest was gay.
Barack please admit you’re the black jesus !
^^^
What!?!?
i was laughin too hard when i read about “gayken” comming out.but hey we all knew….uhhh im a need hulk hogan to admit that him and brooke are “too close” and it’s creepy as hell..
o yea lol at the “alicia keys” one.i want that same write up to apply to keri hilson also…=)
You might want to throw Big Daddy Kane and LL Cool J on that list of rappers in the closet. Also Eddie Murphy has long been thought to play for the other team or at the least be a switch hitter.
You might want to throw Big Daddy Kane and LL Cool J on that list of rappers in the closet. Also Eddie Murphy has long been thought to play for the other team or at the least be a switch hitter.
In 2008, does anybody really care about people being gay?
hahaha I feel the same way about Ross. I like dudes music. But I havent heard one freestyle where he addresses the whole fuckery around them pics. Maybe he savin it for his new album.
i dont watch idols-stuff over here, and def not the American idols or the idols frome somewhere else, so i thought he already told the world lol
does this guy have any music out?
what do you guys think of.. Tpain??
wouldnt surprise me if he is a ‘elton’..
or ofcourse Lil Wayne,. or all other man that call them selfs lil..
(no disrespect to Elton, and all other gays)
But besides this all,.. i was more shocked when i heard that “Rockers’ Plane Crash Horror” a couple of days ago..
and did you guys heard the story yesterday about the shooting in a school in Finland..
every time shit like that happens, im wondering how can people go crazy like that..
hahahaha and funny title by the way
I don’t think people care like that once did; however in Hip Hop name one high profile or even semi high-profile artist whose come out of the closet. In reality it’s a shame that that is still the case.
I also agree about Rick Ross; It’s been proven that you were a CO just fess up to it. You still have skills for days and Trilla was a great album.
yeah johnny was always suspect…plz not alicia tho
“In 2008, does anybody really care about people being gay?”
^^No but their mannerisms and actions make me laugh…I know it’s juvenile but 5th grade humor still ammuses me..lol..
For example, Why do gay dudes seem to often speak with that gay little lisp? You tellin me that you were born talking that way???…lol..
What did the gay hourse say?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!
wtf? he’s gay?
Alicia Keys
Please just publicly admit you’re gay, you like menage’s, enjoy taking it in every orifice, sex in public places, going down on her man at his beckoned call and have a thing for slim sexy Black dudes.
Okay, maybe that was just for me & there’s no truth to be found there…but I can dream.
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LMFAO
I shre your dream, Sir G
i think its some sort of physiological reaction to receiving a dick in ur ass as a male, u instantly develop a lisp. i know it has to only occur in males cuz none on my x-ladies have lisps….
i 1ce used a line in a freestyle battle that said:
“ur fruitier than clay aiken harlem shakin”
Some of my lesbian friends say Alicea Keys sets off their “gaydar” and they think she should just come out already, I guess the only dude I ever seen her with was Method Man in that song, but that was a video anyway lol
Oh boi… I saw this coming a mile away…
Who cares these days…
George Michael, Elton John, Nona Hendryx, Meshell Ndegeocello, Rob Halford, Lance Bass, Lyndsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, etc
Let them do them and that doesn’t stop you from buying their music…
And for the record Gay Fans are loyal to artists they love…
I went to see George Michael and the show was packed with gay and straights black whites, hispanics…
Time to grow up… its not like you don’t know any Gay people and ish
JAJA E you’s a fool.
In related news, PETA has asked Ben & Jerry’s to stop using Animal milk in their products, and instead use human milk.
http://www.wptz.com/news/17539127/detail.html
***conjures up images from Gangstalicious Boondocks episode***
Gay?
–my two cents: http://www.therezidue.com/2008/09/clay-gay-you-dont-say.html
You know who’s homo? These animal rights assholes.
animals = food.
I’mma need Tyler Perry to cut the mascara, poppin lip glossing shit and hop the fuck out the closet.
I’m also gonna need DMX to admit that he loves nothing more than men and dogs.
50 Cent should come out as well. Bleek & Beanie…ehmm.. there’s a whole list of em. but i’ll stop there.
“I love my niggas, but where’s my bitches?
I LOVE my niggas, but where’s my bitches?
I LOVE MY NIGGAS, but where’s my bitches?”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtZYhTwRzYw
^^
seriously.
I dont know why no one speaks on this but…TYLER PERRY = GGGGGGAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
It really shows in his lastest movie!
Man….that Alicia Keys fantasy sounds right on
Wow Contra …. great minds? lol
fuck what yall say, i hope they do start using breast milk, then ima quit my jobs i have now and get a new job as a milker. ima be workin double shifts an shit…puttin in 70-80 hrs a week….wont even need a lunch break, i will just hit up the tetas.
LOL @ Wit-E. And a kind “fucca you” for beating me to Ronnie Brown on the waiver wire this week. S’all good though, I got my mans Slaton
“You know who’s homo? These animal rights assholes.
animals = food.”
Cosign this.
The other day I saw something on tv about ALF (not the alien, the stupid ass movement) and I was effin’ shocked, they’re like nazis.
Alicia Keys i most likely Bi. She was with Mos, Common, Method Man, and Swizz (right now, actually). But I really don’t see how she can be lesbian. Not realistic.
That gay baby looks like ET.
Alicia Keys in not a dyke! You shut your mouths!
u left my name off that list DS.
im sure it wasnt intentional.
bi…gay…either way my bi/lesbo friends think she is on their team too.
TSS Crew is on some other ish, this right here is FAAARRRR from “MAJOR!”
thats what i tried to tell em AJ, but Gotty is a huge Clay Aiken fan
Please just publicly admit you’re gay, you like menage’s, enjoy taking it in every orifice, sex in public places, going down on her man at his beckoned call and have a thing for slim sexy Black dudes.
Okay, maybe that was just for me & there’s no truth to be found there…but I can dream.
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LMMFAO!!
I can’t believe I’m just reading this now.
Hilarious. And accurate.
Thou protest too much – Shakespeare.
^ Nah I think we spotted the Aiken fans right up there lol.
LMAO Yo oooo
if you thought Clay Aiken was straight jump in a casket and get ya die on right now One Ya Self Please
this was dope, gotty. good read.
alicia keys is flawless. swizz beats musta sold his soul to the devil.
Sigh. Being gay is not being a sexual deviant.
I’m an old fogey, so you whippersnappers are going to have to read my defense of Jerry Lee Lewis.
Jerry Lee Lewis married Myra Gail Brown legally. They were married for 14 years and it’s my opinion that they might still be together if not for the tragic drowning death of their toddler son. The marriage fell apart after their son died. Their daughter Phoebe lives with her dad and helps manage his music career. I like Phoebe Lewis’ reply when asked about her parent’s marriage. She basically said that she was a proud of that. She was a product of that. She said that her mom and dad loved each other very much. Keep in mind, that in rural areas all over America–people did get married at a very young age. Jerry Lee and Myra were cousins, but they were not raised anywhere near each other and had actually never met until Jerry Lee went to Memphis to try and record for the first time at Sun Records.
No. The Killer is no saint, but there are very few saints walking amongst us.