I don’t know what the hell I just watched. Realistically though, you seem “Kim Kardashian” and you’re going to watch because the key is whatever it is, it’s “co-starring Kim Kardashian’s rump.”
CATEGORY: MUSIC VIDEO, SMOKE BREAK | TAGS: Carmen Electra, Disaster Movie, Kim Kardashian, Wrestling
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*”afraid” to hear how Canseco will classify KK’s ass*
Armenian Ass
Persian Pum-Pum
Middle Eastern Mounds
Persian Pum-Pum
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I was so tempted to include “Persian” in my description.
carmen electra >>>>> KK
^ ^ Agreed.
^^^ Not now
If you’re one of those people who keep supporting these PG-13 spoof “Movies”, punch yourself for me since I can’t do it.
not now what?
KK is wack and i can think of 100s of broads betta lookin than her. carmen electra is fine, cool as hell, and she smokes the reefer, plus u know shes a freak afta fuckin with Prince.
Prince, B-Real, Dennis Rodman…she’s a super-duper freak
I was gonna sit this one out, but, since you asked OED:
Kim got Junior Mint Booty–melts in your mouth but don’t taste anywhere near as good as it should.
Kim got LowGradeExotic Booty. (I been overseas… Trust me, that heffa’s about as low-grade as it gets.)
Kim got SecondHandSmoke Booty. (in the general vicinity of “fire” but not really there.)
Kim got SAS (Sticks And Seeds) Booty. It was supposed to be dope, but you’re startin’ to think that maybe you just got a bad batch.
Kim got HollandTunnel Booty–everybody been thru that booty. And it’s starting to show.
Kim got Basic Cable Booty.(it’s there, you can see it, but you know if you’ll see something better if you just flip the dial.)
Kim got TCT Booty–Triflin’ Cock Tease Booty.
Kim got that Triflin’ Negro booty. Sistas see Ray J and Reggie Bush with her and said, “if that’s they definition of an ‘upgrade’ they some triflin’ negroes.”
Kim got that March Madness Booty. (Cats get all worked up over it, mainly due to media hype; but once a few weeks pass, you realize there’s professional NFL, NBA booty that being neglected.)
Kim got that CeleBooty. (It’s nice, but if she wasn’t famous, would the booty be all that serious?)
That’s all i got on this one.
Oh yeah, one more:
Kim got that B-Movie Booty. Her booty’s about as nice as Kathy Griffin is funny.
I swear, last one:
Kim got that I Wonder Why She Can’t Keep A Man? Booty. (After a while, people gon’ realize that these dudes is leavin’ her for a reason. (See Halle Berry Booty.)
^buahahaha
LMFAO @
Kim got Basic Cable Booty.(it’s there, you can see it, but you know if you’ll see something better if you just flip the dial.)
Kim got that March Madness Booty. (Cats get all worked up over it, mainly due to media hype; but once a few weeks pass, you realize there’s professional NFL, NBA booty that being neglected.)
Canseco needs to be on the payroll. Dood has been puttin it WORK lately.
I kinda did request, huh?
SMH @ Canseco
and LMAO simultaneously…
KK will never be the B-movie celeb Carmen Electra was….
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Yo Canseco gotta nigga rollin. LOL
Where do you come up with this stuff bruh?
Ray J Vs. Denis Rodman
!!!
th us is only up by 4… oh wait now 7. no, now 4.
wow.
Carmen Electra got that Flat White Girl booty (has to lay down to take a shit cuz otherwise her azzhole come poppin inside-out like a pink turtle head)
Carmen Electra got that Swedish Fish booty (dirty niggaz like Method Man like to chew on that shit when they high, thinkin it taste like raspberry passion but as soon as they come down they realize they just act a bunch of artificially-sweetened wax)
Carmen Electra got that Dirty Band-Aid booty (it got an off-white color, completely flat, with sticky stuff on the sides, and blood stain in the middle – What Up Dennis – I See You Niggah !!!!)
If you’re one of those people who keep supporting these PG-13 spoof “Movies”, punch yourself for me since I can’t do it.
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if it weren’t for “Movies” like those, poor, jobless actresses like Carmen Electra & Pam Anderson would starve. Shame on you, TC. Washed up, B-level sex symbols/hollywood hoes deserve an outlet to make money while they’re in between idiots..err..I mean, boyfriends. Have a heart, you cold, callous bastard!!
this shit was crazy
LOL @ Amp
but everything E & Canseco said about KK applies DIRECTLY to Carmen.
How long she been around? These ain’t the days of Singled Out. She’s been through the surgery, and drug/spousal abuse for well over a decade. She’s $3 bill fake. KK is what she used to be.
KK is what she used to be.
which ain’t sayin’ much. beyond the Prince and Playboy cosigns what Carmen got left in the tank? i doubt that Mr. Rogers Nelson or Heff got her on speed dial these days.