Words By Malik V.
Bengals fans will never get to see Chad Johnson gallop to the endzone again.
Now, they can watch Chad Javon Ocho Cinco run his mouth while running down the field. Reports indicate that Chad officially changed his last name to Ocho Cinco in Florida. There is a lot of humor to be found in this, but the funniest thing is that the NFL can’t do a damn thing about it.
Here’s to an eventful and entertaining season.
Report: Bengals’ Chad Legally Adopts ‘Ocho Cinco’ As Last Name [SI]
Previously Posted — “Ocho Cinco” – The Player Formally Known As Chad Johnson
^ Because no other musical choice would suffice.
CATEGORY: AUDIO, GENERAL, LOOSIES, MUSIC, SMOKE BREAK | TAGS: Chad Johnson, Chad Ochocinco, Cincinnati Bengals, NFL Football
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When was the last time you seen somebody rocking a football jersey
I saw some lil kid in one the other day.
And some old man in a Frank Wycheck jersey lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1u3PXfBdX0 Trick Trick LIVE ON AIR: YUNG BERG EDITION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxPGzX-9zHI
fuck that i rock a football jersey every sunday during football season…or at least a hat/jacket
I have been living in brasil the last few months and i saw a young’n rocking a bengals jersey with “ocho cinco” on the back of the jersey. I thought it was funny then, and now i think the kid must have known something.
Frank Wycheck…. WOW… that’s a blast from the past lol
Ocho Cinco? coonery
and in Fantasy Football? TJ Housh > Ocho Johnson all day
chief78-
check the comment from the last post for old Dr. Dre mixtapes…
^ I’m bout to throw those joints back up shortly for mass consumption. I may email you in a few to cross-check some things.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH6D4LvYZwA
that’s off the hook! chad is just having fun and aint hurting nobody in the process. Its not like he got caught for coke or got caught slipping on some erb charge (i.e. some of the “greats”).
As long as his production don’t slip. If we can get housmanhowyousaythat to switch his name to something like that it’ll be all good.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad_Ocho_Cinco
…Chad Johnson’s wikipedia page…notice how every reference to him used to be Johnson did this and johnson did that…but now its Ocho Cinco did this…hahahhahahha
word, ill rock a jersey on a game day during football season- but ONLY on a game day during football season.
yall wanna see some people taking you back with some old jerseys?
http://straightcashhomey.net/
oh yeah and if anybody wanted the mp3 for “It’s So Cold In The D” here ya go http://www.zshare.net/audio/1743909392f0ae76/
word up dirk – my sentiments exactly…though i might pull out the Montana Chiefs throwback with the 75th anniversary patch and pair it with a crispy Chiefs fitted for a ballerific hot summer day…i cant even lie
according to his wiki that mofo raced a horse lmao
Nobody wears jerseys like they use to.I remember people wearing them everywhere.
Nobody wears jerseys like they use to.I remember people wearing them everywhere.
Uhh, (whoo)
Ain’t no need in gettin’ teary eyed
Tay’s the illest, point blank period
Plus I got niggas, in DC
That’ll hit you for 3G’s and a box of Yum’s carry out
Outlook lookin’ scary now
They was frontin’ before but now they seein’ that we serious
This ain’t a peace talk, so muhfucka save your sweet (suite) talk
For reservations at the Marriott
They say birds of a feather often flock together
But me and Big Pooh rock together
And if not forever
I’mma reach to the sky, and keep flyin’ high like we got propellers
‘Goddamn, y’all boys doin’ it’, they stop to tell us
And if God propel us to the top, I won’t go pop
No need to act a fool in public
‘Cause when you, ego trip you just lose your luggage and well…
I ain’t got no time top play with ‘cha
I’m Phonte, international stage ripper done
Made friends and made figgas
while you stuck on the front porch
Mad, like you fixin’ ta shave Mister
That’s reality, so color me purple
My name in history, nigga that’s what I work for
Better keep it moving like the laws of inertia
Before these Carolina boys come hurt ‘cha
better tell ‘em bout it…
One of my boys in middle school had nothing but jerseys. he had like 200 football, basketball, football, & hockey jerseys. never wore anything else to school.
Upon hearing the news that her son has changed his name. Chad’s mom weighs in….
—
*phone rings*
Mrs. Johnson: Hello Chad? Chad?
Bossman: Who dis?
Mrs. Johnson: Chad? where’s Chad… Who is this?
Bossman (sounding tough): This Bossman, you wanna talk to Chad you gots to go thru me!
Mrs. Johnson: This is Mrs. Johnson, young man. I wanna talks to my son. This is still his number ain’t it?!
Bossman: Mrs. Johnson? Hey, Mrs Johnson, it’s me, Robbie!
Mrs. Johnson: Who?
Bossman (excited): Remember Robbie, from across the street? It’s me. I mean, I’m Bossman, but I’m Robbie. you know!
Mrs. Johnson: Robbie, you mean slow Robbie—with the stutter and the sideways eye Robbie?
Bossman: Yeah, that Me. Well, i took some classes so the stutter’s gone. i got some prescription Cazells–you honeys luv that throwback flava… So the eye is straight. I was gon’ do that Lasik but you ain’t goin’ laser tag on my eye–that ish ain’t right. i don’ truss ‘em like that. Anyway, I run wit Chad now. I do his security and stuff.
Mrs. Johnson: So Robbie—
Bossman:—Call me Bossman.
Ms. Johnson: Child, I’m 73 years old; I won’t my call my husband Bossman. Damn sho ain’t callin’ nobody with one good eye and a speech impediment “bossman.” I’m a grown ass black woman—and Hilary and Bill got on my nerves this year. You lucky i won’t whoop yo’ behind like them girls did with ehm double dutch ropes when you was 11.
Bossman: See, Mrs. Johnson, why you g-, g- gott-, gotta. Damn!
Mrs. Johnson: They wo’ yo’ chubby little ass out! My soul was hurtin’ for you that day, Robbie. Me and yo’ momma… we prayed that night.
Bossman: s-s-see, see-them wasn’t j-j-juss girls… they was, that-that- rope hurted. And i tripped. And they brothers came thru and…
Mrs. Johnson: Hush up boy! Hush and breathe. Now where is my son, and why y’all let him do that to his name?!
Bossman: Nah, Mrs. Johnson, you don’t get it. Ocho is a rebel.
Mrs. Johnson: Boy, you always was a go-a-long. A little soft, chubby ass go-a-long with what anybody tell you to do. Now put my boy on the phone for i call them Mitchell girls up and they extension chords on you again!
*sniff sniff*
And quit cryin!
Ocho, ya momma want you!
*chad takes phone*
Chad: Hello, ma’, see… uh… what had happened was.
Mrs. Johnson: Shut up, Chad. What in hell is wrong you?! You ain’t Mexican!
Chad: No, mah—
Mrs. Johnson: You got all them damn followers kissing yo’ narrow little ass now yo’ changing names? Didn’t we teach you nuffin? A man’s name is all he got in this world. And you a black man, too?! You was named after your granddaddy! Now you lettin’ these people laugh at you like that. Now my phone ringing off the hook reporters asking me if i’m gon’ change my name.
Chad: But mom! Listen.
Mrs. Johnson: dammit, Chad. You name shoulda chose “OP” because you done got “outta pocket”. That’s why that white boy–what’s his name? Carlton? Cal?
Chad: Uh, you mean, “Carson”?
Mrs. Johnson: Yeah, “Carson”. Carson called me a couple months ago. I thinking he gon’ wish me a happy birthday like he normally do, but no. He call all upset with some mess that you into. Again.
Chad: Carson Palmer called you?
Mrs. Johnson: Yeah. You know that boy like you. He a nice little young man. Y’all used to be friends…. Now I’m telling Chad knock this mess off or i’mo come down there with a belt and wear yo narrow ass out like when u was in college. You ain’t too old for whoopin’ now.
Chad: But Mom.
mrs. johnson: Shut up and fix your name and play some football. Negroes working sun-up to sun-down for chump change and yo’ rich crazy butt don’t even wanna keep your straight! As much money as they payin’ you?! Nigga please! i didn’t raise you like this! Now everybody calling me up like i’m a bad parent talking about “your son’s a ‘handful’ isn’t he?. Chad when white folks tell black people they children are “handfuls” they mean you a damn fool that don’t listen.
Chad (embarrassed): yes, momma. i’ll change it.
Mrs Johnson: And tell Rocky Rossman or rick Ross whateva that boy callin’ himself to fix his name, too! I shoulda put his momma on the 3-way line so she can wear his groupie ass out too!
Yeah, m’am.
That’s right. And you betta come home for thanksgiving this year. And don’t be bringing no white girls like you usually do. Unless it’s Carson’s wife–she ok.
check out the horrible jerseys these people are wearing
htp://straightcashhomey.net/
Will he retire his name with his jersey?
I wouldn’t really classifly this as coonery.
This is really just a big fuck you to the Bengals, The NFL & Commissioner Roger Gadel because the NFL fined him when it was on the back of his Jersey on the sidelines during a Bengals Game. I believe he’s doing it to prove a point in a get over on the man type of way.
On the flipside though the Bengals & NFL will benefit the most from this because they’ll the profits from all the Jersey sales.
chad owns