K-Ci and Jo-Jo somehow got booked to do a show in Australia and insanity ensues. This is like some deleted scene from The 5 Heartbeats with public drunkenness and passing out on stage.
From now on, when Canseco or Teef go on one of their rants, I won’t declare my laughter with the ever-popular *dead*…I will instead simply state that I am *JoJo at 1:50*
There has been much debate over why in the hell the bodyguard calmly strolled over to the mic, damn near stepping over Jo-Jo in the process. Well, we here at TSS have uncovered a transcript of the conversation going on backstage:
All of the K-Ci and Jo-Jo’s posse were backstage watching, placing bets like “5 dollas says he bout to faint. He bout to go…oh, snap! He passed out…Renardo, you lost the bet. You gotta go pick him up.”
Renardo was like “eff that…I ain’t gonna pick that fool up. He smell like crackpipe plastic, Old English and pork rinds. I’ll get the mic though.”
I’m sure at least one of you guys has another take on what happened though…and you know we wanna hear it.
In a nutshell…
JoJo has seizures, K-Ci doesn’t know how to spell “cocaine” and he hates Bill Gates.
I’m puttin these dudes on the prayer list with DMX.
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WOOOOOOW !!! – ala Flava Flav
K-Ci ran off stage like..”JoJo …JoJo !!!! Don’t play dead mothereffa you hear me !!! I know you been in my stash !!! I told you to be careful with that stuff….I got it from Amy Winehouse!!!!! “
*stands in the corner with Angel Pantoja* © Fresh
What the fuck!! His crew wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire.
R&B Suckers.
*I guarantee you, no more music by them suckas, no more music by them suckas, no more music by them suckas…….* – Public Enemy
i don’t think that was his bodyguard… it looks like jo-jo rolls with his own personal medical assistants just in case his narcolepsy starts acting up…
and i have always wondered this… i ripped a copy of 2pac’s “all eyez on me” to my hard drive… under the artists name on “how do you want it”, the artists are listed as “2pac/Jojo the Elf”… wtf??? Is Jojo the Elf his stage name??? horrible f-cking name…
K-Ci WISH he could afford that Amy Winehouse. lmfao! K-Ci and JoJo are ‘to the oil’ right now.
The lasting impression of these dudes was their MTV Cribs appearance where they were on some straight crackhead shit. They made the Ying Yang Twins looks sophisticato.
everytime i close my eyes…i wake up feelin so horny…i cant get u outta my mind…
BTW, as a Dunk-hatin’ sneaker head, I must admit these:
http://www.sneakerfiles.com/2008/08/24/nike-dunk-high-nba-pack-boston-celtics/
are kinda clean. They not even that expensive. My only reservation is that for some reason, they are named for the Boston Celtics, even though is is no Celtic green on it, and I don’t think I could support anything Boston related.
You….this shit is straight comedy….
I heard those two fucks also got into a fight on stage once…..would love to see that video
And the Lord said to “K-Ci where is thy brother Jo-Jo?”
K-Ci said, “i dunno G,… that aggin prolly messin’ them ‘yac ‘n’ qualudes ‘gain.”
you don’t know, K-Ci?
Playa, i’m stackin’ some chips right about now… preppin’ fo a comeboack like ya’ son. Jo on some preacha kid mess. i can’t be keepin’ track of a nig like that. i’m grown, feel me? if i see him, i’ll holla. till then…”
*turns around*
oh hell.
“yo, somebody scoop this narcoleptic nigga up, please? he scarin’ away all the good aussie booty!”
*continues singin*
“and tell him to tell Dude Upstairs somethin’–he think i went Cain on him.”
I thought it was messed up how K-Ci just kept singing like there wasn’t anything wrong.
This is funny, yet sad in so many ways. I hope whatever caused this, Jo-Jo gets help for it.
Wow D Howser…thats very admirable of you to worry about him while laughing!!! lol (ALL GOOD)
SHAI – Is that you on the Gravatar? *If so….we need to talk*
@ canseco…we need to get you a show or something, brother. ur knack for great dialogue is unlike no other. haha.
@ Turk LMAO
I know “the show must go on”, but DAMN! C’mon…. you know if your shit ain’t together, you don’t need to be on that stage. lol
I thought it was messed up how K-Ci just kept singing like there wasn’t anything wrong.
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That was the BEST part, like it was part of the routine lol.
like nothing ever happened…
get these dudes a reality show…IMMEDIATELY
Question:
HOW many times does this have to happen before aggins just get used to it and start stepping over one another?
“Give it up for JoJo y’all…his 3rd drug overdose this week”…
*covers microphone*
“that nigga IS still breathing, right??…aight, cool”
*takes hand off mic*
“One more time for JoJo everybody!!”
“The Show, The Ambulance Ride, The Hospital Stay”
^ LOL
That was actually for Heff, but y’all mofos are SO, SO wrong… Going to hell in polyester wrong.
K-Ci: “Oh well…. He ain’t nothin’ but my half-brother no how..”
Hmmm…I wonder what song might’ve been going through JoJo’s head while lying there: “I’m Still Waiting”
K-Ci looked at JoJo and said to himself, “Man, fuck that…Let’s Go Through The Motions”
Heard awhile ago that Jojo has that “virus”! Sh*t like this video doesnt help his cause!
“and i have always wondered this… i ripped a copy of 2pac’s “all eyez on me” to my hard drive… under the artists name on “how do you want it”, the artists are listed as “2pac/Jojo the Elf”… wtf??? Is Jojo the Elf his stage name??? horrible f-cking name…”
I’ve always wondered this too, I just thought someone who was working on the CDDB was messing around.
1:50 is the new 7:30???
Im all for trying to be optomistic buit all of yall that are saying hes drunk are wrong these dudes are on something heavy.
yall are acting like k ci was doing a good job…this nigga was screaming on the mic like a banshee. and was acting like he was the emporer of rome or some shit.
these are crack like behaviors, im sorry if I tarnished yalls image of them.
HAHAHAHAHA that bodyguard doesnt even care! its almost like it was planned he just strolls over and picks up the mic, doesnt even look at the fool!!one of the funniest things ive seen all year
ouch !!!…
they just madd at Timbo & Missy Elliot
” I told them fools was worth keepin ’round..
but chu wanna go & git rid of ‘em !!”
” now im a git drunk a fall asleep on stage “
another reminder that time has been unkind to New Jack Swing…
Crack Kills!
Just Say No! lol
http://sneakernews.com/2008/08/25/nike-be-true-dunk-usb-thumb-drive/
another reminder that time has been unkind to New Jack Swing…
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For some reason I can’t think of anyone from that era that’s still getting it in.
Hell,… even Andre Harrell works for Puffy now… and Puff was his intern!
14. Young Black Teenagers – Tap The Bottle
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^ I just watched dude on House Party 2 yesterday.
Just heard the DJ Cipha Hot 97 Interview….K-Ci “claims” that Jo Jo is epileptic and had a seizure….
I’m no doctor, but don’t people shake when they seize…homy was out cold?
…but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night :-)
“Jo Jo is epileptic and had a seizure…”
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He meant, “Jo-Jo is narcoleptic and smoked some reefer.”
and yeah man, i went to school with some epileptic folk–twitching and shaking’s part of it. it’s a neurological thing. almost like a temporary short-circuit.
his but just blacked out.
And Andre Harell working for Puff? Well, I hope Fonzworth got his resume ready.
Douglass – word to Jamal!
oh and $20 to anyone who knows what the hell Snow was spittin’ about.
LMFAO!!!
The way K-Ci just left him laying there was so cold!
Nah nah nah, fam. The worst part isn’t that K-Ci keeps singing… because he’s a performer and The Show Must Go On! Right?
Fam, the WORST part is the motherfuckin bodyguard walking out to JoJo, bypassing him, picking up the mic, and heading off stage like he got the most valuable thing.
He meant, “Jo-Jo is narcoleptic and smoked some reefer.”
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lol
Even if it had no audio or it didn’t have a title….
I could still tell it was Jojo…. from that fuckin vest!….
LOL!
“I Hate Bill Gates!” © K-Ci
LOL
I could still tell it was Jojo…. from that fuckin vest!….
LOL!
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lol
“Don’t look down on a man without picking him up.” © K-Ci
Atleast the other 2 members of Joedeci had the decency to fall off in private.
Also I am mad that the bodyguard was more concerned about the mic than JoJo’s well being.
Times is hard when you have more concern over a broken mic than a fallen RB singer.
They need that T-Pain box to make some HITS
LOL
yall thought that smoke in the background was stage effects?? nah fam that’s the crack smoke seepin ou from backstage
Nah man, I heard he was just mad tired yo. He needed some sleep.
looooooooool, i’m done. i’m done.
I thought it was messed up how K-Ci just kept singing like there wasn’t anything wrong.
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That was the BEST part, like it was part of the routine lol.
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Next days, when I’ll want to laugh I’ll just watch again that special moment.
[in my mr. mackie voice - south park] “Drugs are bad, m’kay”
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