“…so, when I’m dead and gone, I got one last wish, put my Yankees hat on.”
A part of me died when I saw this earlier…
His brother Carlos told the El Nuevo Dia newspaper the victim had long said he wanted to be upright for his own wake: “He wanted to be happy, standing.”
The owner of the Marin Funeral Home, Damaris Marin, told The Associated Press the mother asked him to fulfill her dead son’s last wish.
Pantoja was found dead Friday underneath a bridge in San Juan and buried Monday. Police are investigating.
…but the rest of me was fuckin’ laughing.
Puerto Rico Corpse Kept Upright For 3-Day Wake [WRAL] via C&D
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Wooooooooow
I don’t know what I can say about this w/o offending someone or feeling weird.
“A part of me died when I saw this earlier…”
*mute*
Still fuckin’ laughing. He’s corny, even in death…
fuck it, I’ll say it then: fuckin’ corny, almost macabre
Now that is a whole new low. C’mon folks. SMH
Unfortunately, this reminds of a clip that DIDN’T make Don’t Be A Menace….
fucking. wow.
I guess the dude wanted to be original.
I’ll say it AGAIN: MAD fuckin’ Corny
dude got done up in the requisite corny NYC Dip Set-ish “Hip-Hop” Uniform: Ed Hardy-ish t-shirt with a contrasting thermal underneath, gaudy chain that ain’t really worth shit, equally gaudy knock-off shades with brand prominently displayed to let everyone know that there’s a lack of authenticity that’s being overcompensated for, and a NY fitted done up in a cheesy argyle design…yech
LOL @ Suave
Pretty accurate.
^^^ damn teef…no respect 4 the dead at all??? sike, fuck that, dude is a straight herb
Here’s something to take your mind off that crap!
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Fuckin’ Puerto-Ricans……
That’s some straight bama shit right there.
…The…?
*Has unprotected sex with Cookie Johnson*
…
*Leaves note saying to pose him doing the wop at his wake*
I mean, I’m sorry that he passed, and the circumstances of his death are unfortunate, but….
no. all sorts of wrong.
*Leaves note saying to pose him doing the wop at his wake*
^ LOLOLOL
Fonz said it. I ain’t wanna say it though. lol
Damn Teef. You know this guy? But yeah, you’re right. MAD CORNY.
I wonder if they buried dude with a Discman with a copy of Tego Calderon & reggaeton in it
^*is already dead*
lol @ teef…i wouldn’t mind some kinda irish wake though for my funeral…yahmean a bunch of my homies sittin around gettin drunk and piffed up wit me
“A part of me died when I saw this earlier…”
*throws flag*
Foul!
lmao @ Teef
A part of me did die…
…from laughing lol.
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i bet even the cushions in his casket are covered in plastic
lol @ ET straight goin IN on the dead dude
they prolly got a space heater in his casket to keep it extra hot like it always is in a puerto rican apartment on the top floor of a New York project
when dude went to heaven, I bet God had to buzz him in
I keep coming back to the pic. I still can’t believe everyone is straight up serious w/ that thing posted up in the corner. I wouldn’t have wanted to make everyone uncomfortable as hell at my wake. Matter of fact…fuck a wake. I wanna be cremated. Have everyone get wasted and take my urn out to a windy ass cliff over some water. When they release my ashes over the water they’ll get a good idea of how my ass tastes. A la The Big Lebowski. LOL
lol @ the big lebowski reference & @ teef STILL goin in on the g’d out corpse
Get him!!!
*walks into room
“Something smells funny. Smells like someone’s been smoking the devil’s lettuce in here.”
*walks out room and proceeds to do the wop and the baseball bat
that thing was just standin’ there, in the corner.
oh. hell. no.
I’d be taking the long way to the kitchen to get some juice
lol, you’re so goin to hell yo
I don’t have words for how iggnant that is.
@ sherm good look on that C&S IPATTG_2
G, you posted this shit, or you gave the green light for it….lol
“He wanted to be happy, standing.”
^ yeah, standing up in some pussy is what he really meant
where’s NinjaHood form NikeTalk to explain this foolishness?
For Errie-Buddy thats Madd at homie..
all i got to say is this..
im Dominican American…
& he’s Puerto Rican..
now i know U all gunna say ” All U Carribean fuckers
stick 2 gither…”
but no..
sum times there exist a division between us,…
call it”Racist ways” or what have you…or ignorance..’but it truly exist..
ok,,now that thats out the way…here go the juice in my story.
righjt?….now i got the chance to visit my so-called home country..
‘even there i wasn’t born there..its like Meca..
sorta like the Mother-Land for Domninicanz..
even if we were born there .
just cause of the Blood.
now…that being said…
i didn’t necessarily feel welocomed by the
Puerto Ricanz i came across in my life time..
but not ALL…
so now… there have been a few that
that made me feel Brotherly…
enough so that i didn’t see them as enemies…
enough so that i realized they are me…and i am them….
so now…me understanding that..
i went to my Mother-Land…and can truly say it aint that different ..
so here is where it gits me upset that certain poeple
would disrespect a dying manz wish…
he made me wanna borrow his style..
for a funeral…
he’s frum P.R…
and he wants to be like us here in the states !!!
damn..thank U homie..
& ya Famz..
for n ot only keeping ya wish and respecting it..
buty for keeping the hope alive..
even in Death !!!
NY style RULEZ dee earth !!!
like it or not…
its true…
i aint madd at the different styles we got here in the US..
but dont git MADD at the truth…
we here in NEW YORK git the golden opportunity to
witness LIFE..
as it will be..
cause as much as the world hates us..
they copy us too hard !!!
i aint madd…
so why is they ?????
homie wanted to at least in his Death…
feel like he been here..
…
Homie U were here more than me ….rest in Heaven God Bless
Much love KKK. God bless the dead.
@ Thugnif. – no doubt homie…i shoulda said C+S by DJ Slugga
Kop Killah KweenZ….
i feel like snoop at the sauce awards..
‘that year it was madd beef..
“east coast nigguhz dont got love 4 snoop & Dre”??
its a “corny” thang to disrespect the dead….
no matter who they were or was .
even ya ENEMIES..
not that homie was eother..
ya feel me ??
man..i command his FAMILY..
for keeping his wish alive.
most of us talk big…but when we die??
are people gunna keep our wishes alive ???
thats how U know who affected people…
straight up..
dont git it twisted…
there is life after death !!!!
I’d be taking the long way to the kitchen to get some juice
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LOL
most of us talk big…but when we die??
are people gunna keep our wishes alive ???
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how serious do you think he was when he made that statement tho. like what if he was high as shit and just thought it sounded kinda cool? i really wanna know who informed the family that this was his wish cuz for some reason i don’t think he told his moms. maybe his brother, but when does shit like this usually come up? when you’re high or drunk. just sayin..
Some wishes are better left w/ the deceased though. No matter what he wished. I believe in life after death. That’s why I don’t take life too seriously. If I can’t laugh at life or myself then what do I have to keep me sane while I’m here. You’re absolutely right. It’s not funny to laugh at the dead. But the living should be smart enough not to let the dead make decisions.
Anyone holding those new I-20 or Slim from 112 jawns?
no doubt homie
For anyone who gets their Tantric (aka freak) on. Bust a couple for Pantoja.
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01. R. Kelly – It Seems Like You’re Ready
02. Jagged Edge – Gotta Be
03. Boyz 2 Men – Uhh Ahh (Sequel Version)
04. Janet Jackson – Anytime, Anyplace
05. SWV – Rain
06. Rome – Once, Once More, Three Times
07. Maxwell – Sumthin’ Sumthin’: Mellosmoothe (Cut)
08. Carl Thomas – Hey Now
09. Missy Elliott & Ginuwine – Friendly Skies
10. H-Town – How To Treat A Woman
11. Chico Debarge – Love Still Good
12. D’Angelo – Untitled (How Does It Feel)
13. Sade – Ordinary Love
14. Joe – So Beautiful
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when I die, I wanna be seated in front of my MacBook Pro in a room with a really fast Wi-Fi connection, and I want The Smoking Section up on my Safari browser, and I want you all to contribute funds via PayPal for my folks to maintain a RapidShare Premium account so I can download the latest shit at blazing fast speeds…even in death, I wanna be up on some good music…
(geez, I just read what I wrote, and I name-dropped more than The Game)
Now that we know Teef, and it’s been documented, we’ll be sure and pass it along if something should happen. Don’t tell me you weren’t serious when you wrote that.
That Solange is jammin’! I like it better than her sisters last one.
I know Styles has rhymed about being in his casket w/ his street clothes on, but he was just rapping, too. That’s why we have legal documents known as wills. That way the people we leave behind know our wishes b/c we took the time to think of them and let them know. Not from a close relative or friend who is overcome w/ grief and not thinking right. I would’ve kept that to myself no matter how many times he said it. Now if it was in his will then what can you do?
Petey told me that when he dies, he wants to pose so it looks like he’s wormin’
Hell naw! LOLOLOLOL
Whoever could pull that off is truly a master of their craft.
lmao
DAMN…i always joke around about how I wanna be shown..like being cryogenically(sp) frozen with Timbs on and shit…but this dude was serious.
I will, however, request that some real ignant shit be played at my funeral. I want muhfuckas drinkin and partying at my shit, fuck a crying. And on my tombstone a little stereo with the Gravediggaz’s “Six Feet Deep” on repeat. haha
Teef, you a fool for real. JAJA
Fuckin’ retarded…SMH.
He prolly still used a VCR to hook up his cable.
WTF!!! That’s somewhat(really) disgusting and super funny all at the same time. I’m grossed but can’t stop laughing.
I thought that was Ninjahood at first..lol. My NT cats know the drilly……..
Fuckin’ A.
They had him standing like that for three days no less. I’ll bet good money somebody knocked him over during that time. Jesus…
I didn’t like standing in the corner for 5 minutes while I’m alive. 3 days while I’m dead would be like some kind of Chinese Torture.
this cant be right ..im all fucked up..let the dead rest but damn cmon this aint faces of death up in here is it?.
With shit like this, I’m happy I haven’t “seen it all.”
when i die i wanna get incinerated and sprinkled in a buncha blunts of good green and smoked by my peoples.
Damn his family respected his wishes and buried him the way he wanted to go out. What is the big deal?? The cost of the funeral didn’t come out of any of yalls pocket. If he wanted to be bury in a Yogi bear costume with a Pic a nic basket it is his right. Have some respect for the dead.
Nah Look..i straight up serious..
whose to say how U git shown ??
aint that up to U ???
if they took him seriously,?
he prolly went out of his way to let them know that.
plus, listen to this……the day of the norm. is over.
its time to be Original.
follow how we are ‘Posta do thangs aint me…
feel real..
i aint mad at duke..
i like his style..
most poeple wanna do thangs the way they are told to do so..
i say f*ck that…..know buddy tells me how the f*ck should
i do sumthin..
what the f*ck is this prison?
and i’ve had it following all these lying ass leaders
(minus Obama of course)..lol
but fa’ real though…
sum nigguhz be like “when i die”
bury me a G or bury me in sum pussy
but all homie asked for was to be standing up..
shiiit..
like Jada said ….
“rather die on my feet than live on my knees”