A Nominee For “Pause 2008″
AUDIO By TSSCrew on August 24, 2008 at 10:40 pmWords By David D.
It’s times like this when I realize that there is a God. Just when I’m racking my brain and iTunes for some writing material when the Almighty bestows upon me some undeniable acts.
After having seen one of the candidates for our “SMH” award for 2008, the winner of our “No Homo/Pause/ [Insert something Gay here *Pause*]” Award goes to Big Baby Davis and his dire need for a man-sized tool. This goes beyond the realm of *Pause* and into the realm of *Stop and Eject*…err.
This combined with his post-NBA Finals pic leaves me to believe folks are gonna be a little bit more hesitant to let the big guy D them up on the low post this season.
Previously Posted — “Toss Up”
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This goes beyond the realm of *Pause* and into the realm of *Stop and Eject*
^ LOL
lord
he needs to fire his agent…
but what other kinda endorsements you gonna get when you’re the fourth cat off the bench.
I know Canseco is gonna rip Big Baby a new one!!! NO HOMO!!!!!
damn, why’d it hafta say he “DEMANDS” them???
this is SO bad.
should other nominees even be taken into consideration?
it dont help it says for men…no more one on one workouts for this kid
y do he have that lost look on his face..guess he cant find any man sized tools
Damn…..I disappear for a few days and re-emerge only to see some gay-ass shit???!!! I think I’ll watch some Olympic repeat coverage!!!
@ Old.Sole
Yeah. It looks like his lost. Lost looking into your eyes.
^ LMFAO @ Flea
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ACE won the bidding war b/w Rough Rider’s and Wrangler jeans
lmfao…damn dats a no homo if i ever heard one…
damn n ace can be both the product or a mans name…n he got that shit on his jersey.guess he lettin the world know……yall better not fucc wit ace..dats his man
Holy shit check this interview. Ahahahahaha
http://www.aceformen.com/enUS/Bio/GlenDavis.html
OED Whaddup!!! Haven’t been on the site in a minute; Olympics were dooooooope this year!!! Just finished watching the USA b-ball team send Spain packing!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!
Just the whole statement: “Big Baby Demands Man Sized Tools” is all kinds of wrong. I know he’ll be getting some weird looks in the Celtics locker room this season.
That must be why James Posey signed with the Hornets! lol
^lmao…wuznt big baby the same one holdin garnett when he was startin to cry durin the finals
he was givin out the biggest hug afterwards in the locker room too….
whaddup Flea…
yes indeed. We’ve had our own “coverage” of olympic athletes assets the past few.
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I can see it now…
Celtics institute The Big Baby Rule where only high-fives and terrorist fist bumps are accepted…
Under NO circumstances will there be any ass slapping or butt patting allowed.
n every aggin showers at the hotel n more group showers guys
another celtics rule…if one player stares at another too long while dressing..they becomwe big baby’s permanent roomate
*become
“Hey rook, go grab me those balls” just took on a whole new, perverse meaning.
*shudders*
yall need 2 go check out the killer mike post…shit’s goin down
Alright, before this gets TOO homophobe (What, it ain’t already), I’m taking my ass outta here….
“Get it?” - Lil’ Bow Weezy
@ Flea
No surprise but you got ALOT to catch up on.
As always.
LMFAO @ OED.
Well… Gee where do I begin?
Somewhere John Amechi is wrapping up his weekly “Men, Balls, and Modern Masculinity” lecture at the local Learning Annex when one of his favorite students, “Shawn” raises his lithe little arm, with hand swinging wildly of his-swivel-of-a-wrist:
Oh Mr. Meaty… I mean Amechi. I know you seent this mess here.
Shawn flashes Glen’s photo.
John takes it into his hairy, burly but well-manicured and cologne-dipped grip.
John: Hmmm… Well Shawn, this is quite interesting. But I can’t make any comments on what this young man is/isn’t putting out. I never played in Boston…
But what Amechi’s actually thinking is:
“Oh hell, nawh! At least I stayed in shape! No, this big tittied-Oedipus-complex-having-no-dunkin’-heffa ain’t getting more endorsements than me? And this DL bottom bitch is riding in floats and gettin’ rings?!
Aight, bet: It’s hoe time. John-John gon’ air tricks out. I went to the hole on too many of these butched-up punks to keep quiet. My next book is comin’ superhead style! I’m naming names!”
As Amechi storms out of class, he tosses around titles of his potential upcoming tome in his head…
“Let’s see. I need a title that’s gonna spark–somethin’ descriptive. I’m stylin’ on these hoes now… How about:
“Strong to the Hole: My secret NBA loves” by John Amechi
“No Body Asks: Secret games in the NBA.” by John Amechi
“NBA: New Booty Acquisitions” by John Amechi
“NBA: Never Been Asked” by John Amechi
“Away Games” by John Amechi
As the title options start flowing, John’s smile grows wider than in his days hanging out in the players’ locker room.
Big baby…
You fucked up. (c) Chris Rock
the homophobia on this site is often quite dissapointing. especially when gotty always pretends to be so enlightened.
@ Black Canseco
ROFL
New Booty Acquisitions? LOL
@ Lame
Most of the comments are in good fun, so lighten de fuck up mane.
Lame–when a grown man who calls himself Big Baby runs around with his shirt off shaking his stuff on a float, then voluntarily poses for male grooming products with the headline, “Big Baby deserves MAN SIZED TOOLS” that’s not homophobic.
That’s the featured slot in the gay pride parade every summer year in Chicago.
Even my gay friends are waiting for this guy to show up in at a dance club dipped in body glitter with his “friends.”
Karl Malone is staying retired because he saw this ad.
Tim Hardaway just duct-taped his own mouth in order to prevent any further outbursts over this one.
The only thing this pic is missing is a big rainbow snipe in the corner.
Homophobia is calling random guys gay juest because they’re not over the top screw-any-skirt-moving slobs.
Homophobia is insulting gay people, threatening them and disrespecting them for no reason beyond their sexual preference.
This my friend is a light hearted observation.
And i can assure you that Glen Davis is looking at this right now, between all the IMs and emails from his friends and concerned family members and thinking, “They did not pay me enough for this one.”
The only thing worse than bigotry is being so uptight that you accuse people of it without all the facts or any consideration for what’s being said or any attempt to understand why.
Lighten up Lame. it’s late and we’re all tired. g’night.
Prince - Rave In 2 The Joy Fantastic http://rapidshare.com/files/139302169/Prince-Rave_In2_The_Joy_Fantastic-2000-C4.tar
http://uploaded.to/?id=9qax43
Brand New Heavies - Get Used To It
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AITE NIGAZ ~ THANKS YOU FOR SHOWIN LUV TO THA “COLD IN DA D” JAWN ~ NOW CHECK DIS SHIT OUT NIGA !!!
T-Baby - We Dont Rock Tracks Like That
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckVvjGk3QYI
HATERS AINT SHIT BICH !
^ Nooooooo! You’re not real!
Yea.. Anyway
I unrelated happenings, check out the video of K-Ci and Jo-Jo during a concert in Australia. During the video Jo-Jo seems to get “sleepy” — in the middle of a verse.
According to the reports they were tired from the flight over, but allegations of being inebriated are flying around.
In related news I got drunk at home and passed out but luckily I feel in my bed and was not singing at the time
Now back to T-Baby Live in the D .. with tips on the proper use of Yaki hair and glue in the summertime.
Yea.. Anyway
I unrelated happenings, check out the video of K-Ci and Jo-Jo during a concert in Australia. During the video Jo-Jo seems to get “sleepy” — in the middle of a verse.
According to the reports they were tired from the flight over, but allegations of being inebriated are flying around.
In related news I got drunk at home and passed out but luckily I feel in my bed and was not singing at the time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVjLN8mFYTI
Now back to T-Baby Live in the D .. with tips on the proper use of Yaki hair and glue in the summertime.
OMG this KC and JoJo bit is 3 kinds of wrong. This is worse than when Michelle fell and Beyonce stepped over her.
I mean, dude just left his man face down for like 20 seconds while he kept singing. People in the crowd are like “pick him up! oh my god, pick him up! call a doctor!”
Nope. Dude just motions to a roadie, like “nig’s out again, scoop ‘em up so we can make this paper.”
i also love how nobody rushed to dude’s defense. i mean nobody. not security, not concerned crowd members, not any of the 45 year old groupies from backstage… nobody.
“Color broken/kitchen smokin’/ ends is all split uuuuup!”
T-Baby, wit yo’ Contessa-from-the-Parkers bootleg Beauty Shop flow!
git ‘em sistah girl!
T-Baby = L’il Mama: the younger days.
HATERS AINT SHIT BICH !
*dead*
pause, stop nor eject could save him here. this is the favorite for “the riley: nigga you gay” award
“Once You Go Fag, Your Shoes Match Your Bag”
:P
Anyone have the OTHER version of Prince Rave Un2 The Joy Fantastic?
I’ve never claimed to be particularly “enlightened.”
I do not have a problem w/other people’s choices in life.
I do, however, consider all people, their choices & predicaments as fodder for discussion here. I mean, it’s what we do. We talk about stuff.
Do we intend to offend? Nope. Will we? Due to the odds, I’d say we’re liable to offend somebody along the way, but it isn’t meant w/malicious intent.
@ Black, I thought I saw you jottin down notes for your rant in the corner of the room while everyone was watchin the Killer Mike biz…I could tell you were chompin to get back to this post lol
@ Lame- brotha man, this is all good fun. It’s playing the dozens, clowning someone for a silly ass poster. How can you not laugh at “demands man sized tools?” Nobody is going to throw tomatoes at him and call him names if we see him…it’s all fun homie
if you guys really don’t see how this is homphobic, then I feel sorry for you. the “pause” and “no homo” shit is problematic and a big reason why many folks don’t take the culture seriously. man-sized tools? that couldn’t possibly mean the hardware he’s doing an ad for. shit, that would make too much sense. DUDE MUST BE GAY! let’s point it out, and laugh at him cuz he’s different. FOH, all of yous.
Gotty, you say you consider all people, their choices and predicaments as fodder for discussion here? why? when did sexual preference become fodder for discussion, particularly when it isn’t discussion, but simply fear, discrimination, and complete misunderstanding of homosexuality.
look man, i’ve seen your posts about your ‘girl having a girlfriend,’ and that’s great for you. but the way you and others have talked about and referred to gay women vs. this shit is quite revealing.
if you guys really don’t see how this is homphobic, then I feel sorry for you. the “pause” and “no homo” shit is problematic and a big reason why many folks don’t take the culture seriously. man-sized tools? that couldn’t possibly mean the hardware he’s doing an ad for. shit, that would make too much sense. DUDE MUST BE GAY! let’s point it out, and laugh at him cuz he’s different. FOH, all of yous.
Gotty, you say you consider all people, their choices and predicaments as fodder for discussion here? why? when did sexual preference become fodder for discussion, particularly when it isn’t discussion, but simply fear, discrimination, and complete misunderstanding of homosexuality.
look man, i’ve seen your posts about your ‘girl having a girlfriend,’ and that’s great for you. but the way you and others have talked about and referred to gay women vs. this shit is quite revealing.
if you guys really don’t see how this is homphobic, then I feel sorry for you. the “pause” and “no homo” shit is problematic and a big reason why many folks don’t take the culture seriously. man-sized tools? that couldn’t possibly mean the hardware he’s doing an ad for. shit, that would make too much sense. DUDE MUST BE GAY! let’s point it out, and laugh at him cuz he’s different. FOH, all of yous.
Gotty, you say you consider all people, their choices and predicaments as fodder for discussion here? why? when did sexual preference become fodder for discussion, particularly when it isn’t discussion, but simply fear, discrimination, and complete misunderstanding of homosexuality.
look man, i’ve seen your posts about your ‘girl having a girlfriend,’ and that’s great for you. but the way you and others have talked about and referred to gay women vs. this shit is quite revealing.
when did sexual preference become fodder for discussion?
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It’s not, man. We aren’t talking about his sexual preference. It’s not like “Big Baby comes out the closet…poke fun!”
The man made an ad that has a double meaning and can be misconstrued as something else. That has been the prerequisite for comedy for hundreds of years. Show this ad to a group of people, 9 out of 10 are going to laugh regardless of their sexual orientation or “enlightenment”
Just so we’re clear…
A) Gotty has never pretended to be “enlightened,” but he is well educated and never hateful… so ease up.
B) Homophobia runs rampant in this industry… it’s some sad shit, for real. But this isn’t about being horrified by someone’s sexual orientation, it’s about being horrified by an ad. If they were advertising anal beads or lube we’d be like “Oh, right.” But they’re advertising wood-working utensils here, fam. Come on now.
C) That T-Baby myspace link is basura. That’s an actual artist in Detroit named T-Baby who’s signed to an indy and has talent. She just has the unfortunate task of being the one other T-Baby in Detroit during this fire storm.
“Settin’ up fruity pics” © Charlie Murphy
Lame see post #30. this ain’t hardware, this is metrosexual male grooming stuff. this is rife for lighthearted sniping.
“man-sized tools? that couldn’t possibly mean the hardware he’s doing an ad for. shit, that would make too much sense. DUDE MUST BE GAY! let’s point it out, and laugh at him cuz he’s different. FOH, all of yous.”
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be more informed on your end–look at this pic in context of what he’s selling, dude’s public demeanor, etc.
While he’s not sitting at piano crooning rocketman in spandex and a feather boa, glen davis public persona puts him in the team photo. he’s thisclose to taking out an add for a Daddy figure in the back of the Village Voice.
What John Amechi says he went thru was homophobia. This ad (in the context of the guy’s persona, etc.) is a punchline that even Amechi wouldn’t pass up.
to your point about homophobia, sure it’s out there, but please don’t be the cat that trolls boards just so you can pop off like you’re holler than tho and pat yourself on the back cuz you think you just laid down the law on the uncleansed because you’re wiffin’ like Sosa-post-’roids in here.
and triple-posting your assumptions doesn’t make them any stickier.
As your name implies Lame, you just don’t get the joke.
Lame,
I do appreciate you coming out and speaking on this, because it is important to keep open discussion on all sides of a matter… especially to keep ourselves in check.
But you’re taking this to a weird place. Fact of the matter is, men are awkward figures… they aren’t nearly as beautiful naked as a women and they say and do disgusting shit all of the time that’s just beyond questionable on many fronts. So to make fun of men is to make fun of men for just that. There is nothing said on this site that couldn’t or wouldn’t be said to any man, regardless of orientation. Ask me if I would show my gay friends this poster and laugh just as hard. Yes, I would. And so would they. Because man-sized tools implies dicks and men are more obsessed with dicks than women are… and that is comedy. No one loves their own dick as much as the man attached to it… and talking about it endlessly calls for endless *pause *
Fin.
^wow.
I thought the triple post was a nice touch…
*giggles*
Is this gay or homophobic?
http://www.celticsblog.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=3686&Itemid=256
Just asking.
We can close the book on this post.
GW
No wonder Big Baby’s defense in the post is so good; hard to concentrate on your sky hook when your balls are getting fondled!!! LOL!!!!
Unbelievable that the poster and the comedy of it has to be actually broken down for a few herbivores.
“ya’ll nigga’s is gay”.
(c) Huey Freeman