Someone brought to our attention Khia’s critique of Trina’s Still Da Baddest. Realistically, Trina ain’t shit but if you got her Goose’ed up the Diamond Princess’ freestyles would run circles around Khia’s albums. So fuck it, we’re repaying the favor.

Originally, we started to break tradition and pull a blind rating, word to Maxim & The Black Crowes, no listening necessary. But, we knew that would be unfair & that you would want further explanation. Spearheaded by TC, we got together as a Crew (so that one person wouldn’t be alone in the suffering) to come up with a track-by-track assessment of said musical composition.

1. “Nasti Muzik” – Janet called… and she wants her intro back. Control this is not.

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2. “My Swag” – Khia has the swag of a flamingo and this song sounds like it was a bonus track for BET Uncut’s Greatest Hits. “My swag is the best pussy ever had…” I can’t take this line seriously, especially knowing how she looks.

3. “Be Your Lady” – “I’ll fix you breakfast buttnaked while you eating me out” ??? Since when is perch served in the morning?

Really though, she kinda had me liking her in this joint – talking about cooking my dinner and folding my clothes…then, I remembered what she looks like.

4 . “Shit On Me” (Skit) – This ain’t a skit; she couldn’t squeeze another beat out the budget. I just thank God this isn’t about what I thought it was gonna be about.

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5. “Like Me” – All the beats sound so much they same they’re almost running together. Cheap-ass, 1987 Casio-type beats, shitty lyrics, horrible production….I wager this was recorded on a $12 mic from Radio Shack. “Looking extra thick in a short white tee”. I’ll bet she looks “extra thick” in just about anything she wears. Wear black, Khia. I hear it has a slimming effect.

6. “Get It and Go” – I’d really like to see the individual who’d pay her to do anything that sexual. What’s fucked up is this intro will be stuck in my head all day. I’m wondering who the fuck actually listens to this type of basura.

7. “Put That Pussy on His Ass” – I’m starting to feel a headache coming on. It can’t get any worse than this.

8. “It’s Whatever” (Skit) – First you gonna wake her then put her to sleep? This scallywag can’t even make sense in her skits!!! Skip! I’m done with skits.

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9. “It’s Whatever” – That headache just turned into a migraine. I think this bird says “shit” more than anyone I’ve ever heard.

10. “I Refuse” (Skit) – She almost tricked me with the bells at the beginning. Her voice had me dying when she was sayin “Refuuuuuuuse,” but her “Yes” ad-libs sound like a wounded vulture. Skip.

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11. “Get Out” – I’m pretty sure this is the beat for “It’s Whatever” sped up and ran backwards.

12. “That’s Why They Be Haten” – Where’s all this “hate” coming from? If someone stops you in the street like “Yo, you wack as fuck!” it ain’t hate. It’s called a reality bite.

13. “I Know You Want It” – No I don’t. Skip

14. “Fuck You and Suck You” (Skit) – This shit is the nail in the coffin for cats with impotency.

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15. “Ass Talk” Feat. Maceo – Truthfully, this should have been the album title. “Ass Talk” shows how couples can come together to Cleveland Steam their burdens away. If Khia’s ass could talk, it’d sound like Tone Lōc and reek of spinach dip.

16. “Geeked Up” – Remember “Get Crunked Up” by Iconz? I wonder what happened to them. Anyways, I can’t believe this made the album. It makes me wonder what the fuck didn’t make the cut.

17. “Bitch Bitch” – LMAO! I’m sure alotta thought went into this one. Skip, Skip Skip, Skip, Skip Skip…

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18. “Been The Shit” – I wish this was a skit because this beat is horrible. The song starts out aight. Bouncy and simple. Then the horrible synth and her voice come on an destroy it. The worst beat on the album & on this album, that’s really saying something.

Been the shit since high school huh? Betcha the class of ’79 would beg to differ.

19. “Whistle On It” – More like “Throw Up On It.” Khia’s ode to cunnilingus & I’ve never been more turned off in my life. This song actually has the best lyrics of the album so far. Not Khia’s pre-K bars, but those grade school chants that girls used to sing back in the day. If she did a whole album full of nursery rhymes it’d be an improvement.

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20. “What They Do” – You know this album is scraping the bottom of the barrel when Gucci Mane appears on song that could be considered “beneath him.” I’m pretty sure the engineer had to get a restraining order on these two after they stepped out the booth.

21. “Steer” – I blame YN for this whole mess since they kicked her off Miss Rap Supreme. Nevertheless, this is easily my favorite joint….only because it’s the last song on this piece of shit. This shit almost ruined my day off.

*firm one finger salute for TSS’s lowest rated album of all time*

Previously Posted — Miss Rap Supreme??