While I’ve thoroughly enjoyed the camaraderie & comedy this series of posts has inspired, I’m getting sad. With all the manure being slung in the comments mixed with machismo & actual basketball knowledge, I’ve been too wrapped up to realize that…with another Celtics victory…this thing of ours, the basketball fling, it could all soon be over.
Fuck it.
Tonite, Go Lakers!
Give us another game por favor!


1
its a wrap
Fuck that: FINISH THEM (Mortal Kombat voice)
How bout it Turk?
Kobe Time.
Nah, it’s going to be a Game 6.
I hope, cause I’m going to the bar to check this game out, no TSS for me tonight.
With that, keep it fresh, people!
*rubs crystal ball*
Hmmmmmmmmm… Not yet…. :)
I hope there’s a game 6 too, just cuz I’m stuck @ work tonight. Regardless of what happens tonight, the series is over.
i just noticed that SMOKE BREAK feature…
pretty cool.
Five game sweep, Gotty.
i feel like celts can deff. make it a wrap tonight, but I’m thinkin we gonna end up gettin game 6…I aint gunna be around a computer to talk shit with everyone, as fun as it is haha, so I’ll just leave yall with this: C’s up! BEAT LA. Peace.
Bill Walton, your dentist DEFINITELY got paid.
Gotty you gotta believe man. We taking this in 7.
BELIEVE IT (c) Naruto
I can’t front, even though My squad has been on the losing end, this has been a fun series of posts. Shows how much the NBA needed LA-Boston in the Finals. I doubt the convo would have been as good had the Pistons & Spurs made it to the end…
LA’s lookin’ to make history! Just cause no team has done it, don’t make it impossible. One game at a time…
Well TC my Gravie says it all.
I am a DIE HARD LAKER FAN, but I know when enuff is enuff. And If they do win tonight….they’ll just prolong the inevitable!!!
just announced:
tecmo bowl for the ds
ima bo jackson yall mufuggas.
LMAO @ Turk and TDot
*wakes up from nap*
*cuts on VH1 Soul*
*sees Lil Kim’s stank-ass*
*turns to channel 7*
(i dunno ’bout y’all, but channel 7 is universally known as ABC)
it’s about time my fuckin’ neighbors cut they internet back the fuck on so I can partake in the shit talkin’ with you motherfuckers….
my daddy’s gift, I hope, will be a prolonged (ll) one…3 L.A. wins in a row
^ meant to say daddy’s day gift
To hell with the Lakers…yall need to watch Tiger!
It’s up to Kobe tonight. He dictates where this game goes.
I’m saying Lakers win. Probably 40+ from Bean. Mostly in the second half. Pau has to step up. Watch him to put KG in foul trouble. Freeing up the lane for Kobe to float into.
We’re heading back to boston.
3-2.
*puts crystal ball away*
Kendrick Perkins is out tonight, and not supposed to play on Tuesday….
Celtics are gonna try to finish them tonight then. They gettin’ too old to be bulshittin’ in the Finals.
ba-donk
Tiger Woods.
Absolutely incredible.
got damn…Black People be saingin’ them some Star -Spangled Banner
Beyon…err, uhh, Ashanti did a pretty good job.
T-Dot – The rest are sleeping!!!! Tiger is that man.
I’d like to give a sincere Fuck You to all of the deadbeat NBA dads today:
Sedale Threatt
Shawn Kemp
Karl Malone
OKay now Ill turn the channel to be taken on a rollercoaster. Ill get at yall at the half . Time for me to get in the zone!!!!!!!
Ashanti was hurtin’ that skirt
Man, I know but Who’s watched Tiger? If y’all, been watching, y’all missing out.
Disclaimer: Just popped in off hiatus.
Are they rockin the white? Dayum ….they need everything they can.
3 Straight! If anyone can do it it is this Lakers team. Celts will have the greatest single game comeback while the Lakers have the greatest series comeback, how is that storyline.
If shit gets ugly, I’m not gonna front, I’m switching to SNL Best of Mike Myers on NBC.
Good look on that SNL update…Mike Myers is My dude lol. May have to rock picture in picture to catch that.
@Turk
I definitely am glad the US Open ended (so the game could be watched), and ended like it did.
No one really notices how great Tiger really is, everyone just gets the highlight package.
Dude is ridiculous, with a bum knee.
Crazy.
“Whoooo!” – Ric Flair
That’s what the fuck I’m talkin’ about, baby…
Powe can’t guard Pau.
Forget about it.
Rondo not hitting the layup and two solid cement additions from Pierce and Ray-ray?
Not good.
21-7
I’m not impressed…We saw how this went last time.
teef i agree, Ashanti in that skirt??? DAYUMMM
Kobe’s en fuego.
Yeah, looks likes Kobe’s not waiting for the 2nd half.
Jaycee
What’s good w/ another eargasm?
When LA’s playing like this, they look unstoppable…the problem is sustaining it.
^ true, that’s why I’m not holding my breath
ashanti is a bad bitch.
tiger isnt human.
Jaycee – sorry to hear about what happened to your hard drives
Eargasms has been put on a brief hiatus due to my recent increase in traveling, plus i had the misfortune of getting my hard drives stolen after doing a club gig in Denver last Friday night but once i cop the Apple Time Capsule (1TB) later this week and re-up my collection there will be another installment coming soon…
Ashanti can get it. As long as She never speaks. I hate Her speaking voice, She sounds like a Jersey Girl, which is irritating as fuck. She should sing everything.
I love Sasha & his black shoestring
“Oh baby!”
LMFAO @ Amp.
“She should sing everything.” — Pure comedy.
Looks like its gonna be another one of THOSE games.
Wow!
Chris Mihm still plays for the Lakers?!!!! WTF! Thought he retired!
*cough cough*
Pau getting Kevin in foul trouble.
check.
How about Derek Fisher’s nugget in Hi-Def?
Lakers are forcing things.
And relapsing again.
Pierce will win this game for them if he continues this way.
The Wizard of Pau – The 3/4ths edition
(no Toto)
Gasol on D
the scarecrow – defensive brain
the tin man – seems stuck in the mud at times *cough, cough* Ray Allen
and the cowardly lion -euro-soft
Dick Bavetta is getting PAID!
and the NBA might cut him one too.
Fuck that: FINISH THEM (Mortal Kombat voice)
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LMAO
Nah man, then what i’mma watch?
Pierce is the Truth…
Gotty…
to circumvent the anticipated drop in Sunday internet traffic and hits…
we need more girl pics, especially with areolas in ‘em
Lakers look ugly on the court right now. Even though they’re up…..they are definitely not consistent!
OH WELL!!!! Back to beantown !!!!!!
Estelle – you’re a lightweight perv huh? lol
Tig Ol’ Bitties = Hits
I have embraced my inner perv.
we all should.
the world would be a better place.
fuckin’ Lakers are fuckin’ inconsistent, mayne…fuckfuckfuck
Stuart Scott’s got a fruity lil get-up
anybody see Kendrick Perkins’ gaudy-ass Jacob-esque watch….?
country-ass niggas and their new money…lol
Even worse is his shirt hangs below his blazer!!!! Negroes need to hire fashion stylists when they make that $$$$$ !!!
LOL @ Teef
The gaudiest NBA baller’s jewels?
Shaq’s bracelet…shit is like a sleeve on an average mofo…
Isn’t Jacob goin to jail behind that BMF shit?
Speakin of BMF, everyone pretty much lossed ver the fact that Jeezy was implicated during the trial. I remember He was running with BMF early on & Pimp C (R.I.P.) kinda called Him out for distancing Himself from them after Nigga’s started getting booked.
If He gets caught up in that shit, He really will be facing a “Recession”.
awww….look at the Waltons bonding…they coulda kept that
*glossed over
BTW – Who they hell dresses the announcers?
BMF’s tellin’ cuz Jeezy’s sellin’
Ima call it now – KG is gonna foul out the game!!!!
Them BMF Cats were trying to get caught. All on the Smack’s with Bentley’s & Lambo’s, Million dollar cribs, flashing pistols & shit. I was in Sue’s Rendevous, a strip club in Mount Vernon a few years back & a gang of BMF cats were in there making it rain for real. Nigga’s had two Jordan boxes filled with ones. Blue DaVinci was an average MC at best & He had better jewels than Cats who were actually selling records.
if this shit is over, i’m gonna be stuck watchin John & Kate Plus 8.
Hell, if Phil can grab Chris Mihm off a milk carton into the game, he should sub in Tiger to put some of them shits into the basket
yeah…chris mihm…seriously? he SUCKED. 2 layups by pierce over him, fouled pierce on two separate plays, and an airball. i forget anything?
this game is odd. no clue what direction its going…go game 6…and hopefully 7…
i could see kobe with anywhere from 0 to 30 points in the fourth…
D Fish is old reliable…most consistent player on the squad
^ yup, I’ve always been a D Fish fan
D Fish cannot still run, but his ass be scurrying up the court & always hits that clutch shot.
ET youse a damn fool lol.
finally – a 3rd quarter NOT won by Boston.
Gasol finally deciding to man up…
Walton’s got some gay-ass tatoos
LA seems shook…they know they can’t win.
it aint ova yet!
uh-huh
Like I said LA wins tonight… Ray Allen fouls out…… Im a prophet!
Might as well be over…they played poorly even though they won. I can’t see them winning playing like this. They don’t deserve a championship.
and there ya go…
Celts have my respect…
Lakers have got to play better
boston just wanted to win it at home.
^ maybe…
no parting & no sweet sorrow tonight
7game series. Records are made to be broken.
That 0-38 when leading 3-1 is going to burn this
series. Lakers win the title in 7!!!
^
*giggles*
catches breath
*giggles continue*
@TC
no, FATALITY !!!
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but Greums is better :
FLAWLESS VICTORY !
(MK voice) too
Like I said LA wins tonight… Ray Allen fouls out…… Im a prophet!
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Glad it worked out for you folk. Tell me what the numbers are gonna fall like tonite.
boston just wanted to win it at home.
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I was just discussing that w/the lady during the 1st half. Isn’t that the way we’d all want to win? Truth be told, all Boston needed was one game in LA. Now, it’ll be harder for LA to go to Boston & get two. Not impossible but dumb hard.
Yo, Jaycee, I’m looking for that muffkah for you. If I hear ya joints, I’m bum-rushing the DJ.