While being unequivocally sucked into a Miss Rap Supreme-athon on VH1, I Googled it’s first loser, Khia – formerly of “My Neck, My Back” infamy. She was booted from the show for spitting 16 unoriginal bars during the freestyle. And those fabulous pre-writtens may happen to be on her forthcoming album, Nasti Musik.

“Nasti,” indeed.

Pay no mind to the fact there’s nothing but a thong and a prayer coming between her and the drum, there’s something more intensely vulgar about this cover.

First, the phallic undertones sort of negate any “lick my pussy and my crack” requests.

Then there’s the questionable deuce factor. Forget the Cup Chicks… I’m talking 1 Girl, 1 Drum.

And is it just me, or does it seem like she took a page from the book on 1994 with this one and called it a Salt-N-Pepa day?

The whole thing boggles the mind, really…

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Swifty McVay – Underestimated: The EP, Vol. 1

Zion I – Curb Servin’

40 Cal. – The Yellow Tape

Mase – Harlem World

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Rakim – New York (Ya Out There) VLS

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