Take that! Take that! Take that!

I think the spirit of Elliott Wilson, better known as YN, is gettin’ into me. I’m feeling unusually spirited for a Monday morning – I think it’s a combo of P’s Rickey Retardo graphics and actually leaving a few of these songs on repeat while.

I would draw things out & give you a long-winded intro, but I’ll allow ex-EIC the room & space to run this joint while I chill & snack on this pack of Skittles.

Graphics By P.

Five On It

Feels good to be home! Back doing what I do best on a Monday: Putting together another Hard Body Female Spit compilation for the hip-hop nation. Yup, ego trip’s Miss Rap Supreme Show on VH1 was off last week so there was no YN guest blog spot—anywhere (look it up!). But after 14 long days I’m back like I forgot my Kangol. And who better to return to burn with than my dude Gotty™ and The Smoking Section squad.

That’s right the mighty TSS and YN. A Wilson Media LLC/Rawkus collaboration? Shit, we ain’t done broke bread since ego trip’s Big Playback album. Wow. You see what goes around comes back around again. Someone kiss Blak Shawn on the forehead for me. Pause!

Anyways, before we get to the sounds: Props to Gotty for puttin’ me on and up on his Speedyshare ways. (Ayo technology! Did you hear them play the instrumental when they introduced the Celts in yesterday’s game? No wonder they won. Ha!) OK, one yourself! Back to biz: ego trip’s Miss Rap Supreme tonight at 10. You’ll see YN again my friends.

Jay-Z featuring Amil – “Can I Get A…”

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YN: Ms. Whithead is synonymous with wasted opportunity.
Gotty™: Heard she be giving hell to chicks with 11 items at the 10 items or less line down at Walmart.

Jay-Z featuring Foxy Brown – “Paper Chase”

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Gotty™: I was gonna go with The Firm’s “La Familia” but Fox sounds much better beside Jay. Plus, those “gutter bitch” references > Italiano extra Mafioso verses.
YN: Ditto, niggas.

Masta Ace featuring LeSchea, Lord Digga and Paula Perry – “The B-Side”

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YN: Another BK diva wins again.
Gotty™: There’s one that never comes up on the iPod.

Gangsta Boo – “Same Block”

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YN: Do you like scratching? Cut it in Mellow!
Gotty™: Boo made me want to slapbox with this joint. She’ll walk up to yo’ fuckin door…”na na na nee na nahhhh.”

Ghost Town DJ’s – “My Boo”

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YN: No 16 spit but still so gutter.
Gotty™: Say you don’t a.) think of Black college football or b.) want to hit the rink & rollerskate backwards when you hear this.

Jadakiss featuring Eve and Styles P “It’s Time I See You”

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YN: A lil greasy talk in the name of Double R.
Gotty™: Eve E sounded just like one of the guys with her opening lines.

Nonchalant – “5 O’ Clock”

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Gotty™: “And by 5:15, she was gone.” Still a dope song though.
YN: One-hit wonder! Word to Khia.

Jean Grae – “Don’t Rush Me”

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Gotty™: Coming-of-age-when-I-get-there theme song.
YN: Stay retired! Ha… Just playing. Go remix your shit with Bussa-Bus.

Fat Joe featuring Remy Ma “Opposites Attract”

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Gotty™: Not only opposites but dykes & geckos too!
YN: I wouldn’t hold my breath for a reunion.

Ja Rule featuring Charli Baltimore – “Down Ass Bitch”

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Gotty™: Only because one of my jumpoffs who used to ride shotgun & loved this shit. Prolly would’ve pulled the Derringer out & gave somebody a good flesh wound too.
YN: Chuck and The INC? Perfect match. Small flame.

Trina featuring Mannie Fresh “Da Club”

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YN: Still cracks me up like a Chappelle rerun.
Gotty™: You sure this is “featuring” Mannie? The lil chubby fella owns it with the hook.

Young Zee featuring Eminem and Rah Digga – “We Just Came To Party”

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YN: Making music with your boo and the baddest white boy to ever touch a mic (sorry Mr. Berrin)? Yup here’s one lucky lady.
Gotty™ When I think of Rah & Zee, I always picture Jazz & Jewel from the Fresh Prince.

Lauryn Hill featuring Pras & Wyclef AKA The Fugees – “Zealots”

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YN: Will we ever stop longing for Mama Marley’s vintage sounds?
Gotty™: I really know L’s whole verse…on every song on the album.

Cam’ron & Charli Baltimore – “Me & My Boo”

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Gotty™: Doesn’t it just give you a mushy feeling? Ahh, for the good times.
YN: If Killa and Chuck are just friends, does Gotty have a chance?

Lox featuring Lil Kim and DMX “Money, Power and Respect”

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YN: Greatest Hard Body female hook ever!
Gotty™: And Kim’s got which one again?

Three 6 Mafia featuring Le Chat “Baby Mama”

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YN: So hoooddd! We global now, Gotty!
Gotty™: “Yeeeeaaainnn’tknoooww

Catch more from Elliott Wilson @ Facebook and via his MySpace, myspace.com/makavelliott.

Vol. 1 with Robbie from Unkut

Vol. 2 with eskay from NahRight

Vol. 3 with Lowkey from UHTN

Vol. 4 with Meka from 2dopeboyz

Previously Posted — “Well As Usual, YN’s Got Some Shit To Hawk.” (The Introduction)