The State Vs. Robert Sylvester Kelly
GENERAL By Gotty™ on May 7, 2008 at 12:25 pmMinding my Google Reader this morn, looking for reading material to go with my coffee & Pop-Tarts, I noticed MTV’s timeline of R.Kelly’s alleged actions leading up to what will (finally) be his trial for pissing on that girl. I’ve pretty much ignored all the intricate details that have popped up about this whole case, deciding I’d wait until he was to enter court before paying it any more mind.
Now after looking @ the incidents, the number of girls possibly involved… while I am neither judge nor jury, I have to say it.
R., your time is up yo.
I really don’t have an issue with duke pissin’ on women. If she’s down with golden showers & you’re obliged, feel free. The age thing…whole ‘nother issue.
At this point, I don’t think the game would miss Robert. Musically, everything he’s done has in the past few years has been contrived, uninspired carbon copies of younger artist’s material or him lending his voice to a remix and either adding nothing to it or simply devaluing it with his rantings.
Especially in recent months, when I happen to cut on the radio & hear his voice, I tell you no lie when I say that no matter what he’s actually singing, all I hear him mouthing is “I want to piss on you” from the Chappelle skits.
In the middle of a remix with Usher?
“I want to pee on you.”
“Customer” with Raheem?
“I want to pee on you.”
When I tried to listen to “Hair Braider”?
“I want to pee on you” remixed with B.I.G.’s “after I shitted on the bitch” interloped in just for the hell of it.
In other words, R., your image is shot to hell. The gold hair. All of these numerous allegations. The outlandish antics between the tours with Jay & Ne-Yo. The shit’s adding up.
And if you’ve done this my mind (which is not that serious), I can only imagine how tormented the lives & minds of some of these once young & impressionable ladies must be.
So @ this point R., music can’t save you. Nor can it distract us. I’m tired. Initially, I tried to be open minded & dare I say defended you, harping on idea that fans should separate & accept the art & let the courts deal with your personal life.
But now, your art is waning. And you are beginning to resemble those youngsters you’ve been mimicking – “Gone In 60 Seconds,” ringtone artist without substance.
Maybe just plead guilty. Do 11/29 at least. Let a few feel sympathy for you & make some “Free R.” tees. Claim your redemption, having found Jesus in jail like all my homeboys did. Don’t add a tambourine to your act though for fear we know you enjoyed your jail stint too much, if you get my drift.
But give it a rest. And leave the public eye for a while.
But this is I and I alone. Who knows, you could prevail and escape without punishment. However, my keen sense of prediction says that you won’t have to register as a sex offender.
Previously Posted — “From Pied Piper…To Goldilocks.”
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“I want to pee on you” remixed with B.I.G.’s “after I shitted on the bitch” interloped in just for the hell of it.
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LMAO
I haven’t been a fan of the dude for some time now but it’s obvious he has some serious issues. I just hope buddy gets his life in order and finally becomes the man he stated he became a few years back.
yeh its curtains for ole boy.
Fuc all haterz still the greatest writttter/ r&bbbbb/ performerrr there is….
^ I don’t think anybody’s denying his musical history & contributions. He was and arguably still one of the best when it comes to making nothing sound like something.
His new music? Not so much.
His personal past seems to be catching up w/him.
And you have to honestly ask yourself, if it were your kid, after 6 yrs since the indictments were issued, wouldn’t you want some resolution met?
As just a fan & one person who has had/chose to watch it, I’d just rather see it come to an end.
Chick let him do whatever, her family just wanted money soooo what’s the problem……
ps. I’m hoping he end up like MJ anyway…..
I’d like to fondle Alicia Keys….
jus’sayin’….
R Kelly WAS 1 of the greatest RnB singers and songwriters…the stress has gotten to him tho. dude been fell off…
http://rapstream.blogspot.com/
OED is funny.
@ Bull, what if that was your sister/little counsin/neice?
I’d like to fondle AKeys too.
But Alicia’s of consenting age so there’s nothing wrong w/that.
No matter what chick says, if she wasn’t of age to consent, it’s fucked up. And if you don’t believe a 30+ year old dude has the advantage over a female under the age of 18, I pray you don’t have any daughters yo lol.
Sorry too say but it has been, these kids today r no joke…
It’s an entire different way of thinking now where we use too play outside they play in, we use too go too the movies they make them, we had boardgames/hopscotch/jump rope/ those r all the names of sex games now…
It’s like that’s all they know and the parents aren’t any better but what too expect when they aren’t but 10yrs older than their children
the world is changing and not for the good sad but true-
For real…
dudes looney as a cuckoo bat, but on a ghetto level he’s been getting an MJ pass… enough already.
on some superhero sh*t, “It’s CURTAINS!!!”
*cue that OC*
If it wasn’t for dude’s status, he would be under the jail by now, dude like the dirty uncle at the family reunion to me…
@ Bull
regardless. doesn’t excuse his behavior.
15 + big booty still = 15 when you’re 30
It would be cool if this ish happened yesterday, but it happened back in 94-95. I’m the same age as this chick. And in 95, young females weren’t that crazy yet. Maybe 2000 and further. But Kells took advantage.
although I too believe that Kels pissed on that underage girl…the fact remains that it has taken so long for this to go to trial (not by the Defense’s motions to continue.,..but by the prosecutor) I have to only conlcude that the case is weak!!!
cont’d from ^oh yeah forgot too mention the dude that did the act got 3yrs, is now back on the street free too do it again soooo once again the world is changing & not for the better- system sucks!!!
@RNS
@ Doug
Like the rest of us, the prosecution’s prolly STILL tryin’ to figure out why some aggin w/ that much money would have a wood-paneled basement….
good point OED… lol!!!
here is my comment…He called himself the Pied Piper…if anyone here is familiar with the story of the Pied Piper then you’ll notice that this man has been dry snitching on himself for years…for Mike’s sake…the man wrote “Age aint nothin but a number” for a AAliyah…. and eff everybody saying he is a genius totally ignoring his pedophiliac tendencies. R. Kelly needs to get his day in court…Aaron Hall may be able to get his spot back…Holla at me
Foreign Beggars (UK) – “Hit That GASH !!!”
http://www.dailymotion.com/fr/cluster/music/featured/video/x58zua_rougelevresforeign-beggars-gash_music new video, good shit, good flows.
15 + big booty……hilarious. I remember Jr high and it was 15 + big booty and tits and 30 year olds picking them up and up skirting them in the parking lot…terrible.
@Killa – True Story!!! Thats why cats in Jr. High (ie – middle school) could hardly holla at chicks back then. They always went for guys older than themselves.
Or so I heard……….
if he did it once, and got away with it…or didnt, it would be…somewhat different.
A mistake perhaps.
A lapse of good judgement, permissibly.
But yo. Those counts….each time they get pulled up, we count them in the dozens. 12 new porn charges…or 21…or 19…EACH TIME, son.
Come the fuck on. Even y’all who are on that “age doesnt matter” tip need to step your minds up.
R. exhibits recidivist pedophillic tendencies. He is a threat to anything a quarter of his age.And he should serve the time for it. Whoever said parents wanted money should look that trial up. Settlement papers were drafted and got pushed back HARD. R. needs to go to jail and get his due from some King Kong nigga that’s been beating off to “Feelin on your booty” since 2002.
Sidenote: You ever look at the tracklisting on, say, 12 play and think.. “hm…this shit might all be about 10 year olds.”
‘Seems like your ready’? word?
R. Kelly Asks For Yet Another Delay In Child-Pornography Trial, Citing Publicity Over Threesome Allegations
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1587012/20080507/kelly_r.jhtml?rsspartner=rssFeedBurner
lol @ wood paneled basement. i bet that girl is an experienced smutty dutty right now. i wonder how many kids she has or where she strips
Its crazy how they can catch, convict, n kill sadam and the r is still not in jail
but i fucks wit his music. hook it up was my shit off that double up album
Isn’t the pissy chick his girlfriend now?
R. needs to go to jail and get his due from some King Kong nigga that’s been beating off to “Feelin on your booty” since 2002.
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comedy.
I agree, Kelly’s music career is getting to be the same ol, same ol, but he has contributed a lot. But when are we going to punish some of these young dumb bitches, who want that status fuck or acclaim, and are falsifying information to “get what they want”, and then for some reason they or their parents want to flip the script for a nice settlement to make life easier, fuck that. We all saw Akon grindin on that reverends daughter, what was she doing out there at the club? And she looked older, we all learned that in health class, girls hit puberty way before boys and mature at a dramatic level and then they flaunt that shit. Now yes I agree us men still have to decide what we do, but really should we have them show us forms of id and date of birth, have them sign contracts or videotape confessions, I mean this is the era we are getting into. And anyone who lets another human being piss on you, has way more problems them R. Kelly’s fetish of doing that, quit being ignorant people. And just because Sparkle had a wack ass career, she and these other whores with low self esteem and nothing to live for, want to try and make the most of another man’s downfall. Thanks for the everything R. but we all know how the justice system works and defends women in these situations, much love, can’t wait for trapped in the cell.
My thing with Rah Kelly is that black radio didn’t stop supporting him and his productions when this all happen…
Honestly, put this man in his place thats all there is to it….Aint a word in the English or Yiddish dictionary that can defend his actions… Bump n Grind in the Middle School lunch line….nasty yo real foulness
biggest/mainstream artists rnb right now
R.kelly, usher, justin
^ LOL. What?
1991 — R. Kelly meets manager Barry Hankerson’s niece Aaliyah Haughton — she was 12 years old at the time. Kelly goes on to produce her 1994 debut, Age Ain’t Nothing but a Number.
1994 — Kelly meets his future wife Andrea Lee when she auditions to be a dancer for the 12 Play tour (she was 20 at the time). However, he first marries 15-year-old Aaliyah — using a falsified marriage certificate that lists her age as 18 — in August.
1995 — Six months after the wedding, Aaliyah’s marriage to Kelly is annulled in February when her parents find out; her uncle continues to work with Kelly.
money talks
But when are we going to punish some of these young dumb bitches, who want that status fuck or acclaim, and are falsifying information to “get what they want”, and then for some reason they or their parents want to flip the script for a nice settlement to make life easier, fuck that.
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Damn…seek professional help, Fam. You have some issues with anger & women you need to deal with. Shorty was 15yrs old…It’s just wrong, period.
Exactly it was wrong, on Kelly’s level and this 15 year old girl. Where are the parents to raise her to respect herself and not have sex with a stranger, or an older man, when it is against the law on his behalf. She is really that immature and incompetent at 15 years old. Is she doing this if it is ODB or Biz Markie, or some nasty celeb. No it is R. Kelly a lil better looking and famous celeb, hmm go figure. And why are parents letting their children go hangout with celebs like Kelly and MJ etc. You want your daughter, girlfriend, sister, any woman in your life, to put themselves in a compromising situation, where they might be tempted to do something with their celebrity crush, or tricked or lured into something, because of some jesus juice or date rape or whatever. I don’t have problem with women who respect themselves, and sleep with someone once they know them and have been dating them for awhile. I do have a problem with girls young or old, being a groupie and letting this stuff happen, have some respect. So don’t worry about me fam, worry about the women in your life and the other women who don’t respect themselves.
Check an id once in awhile. Who knows maybe you have slipped up yourself and just didn’t realize it. You were never 18 and your girlfriend was still 17, or something, and you slept with her. Never seems to be too much of a problem there, unless someone makes it that way. Obviously the age difference and everything is way different here, and R. Kelly was wrong, but it shouldn’t be completely one sided. And not to ironically reference Aaliyah, but “age ain’t nothing but a number”, only if before your 18th birthday.
r. kelly used to be hot….anyone sayin’ he’s one of the hottest in the r&b game right now is on some other shit.
This ain’t 14th century England, my dude.
Worst case scenario, she DOES become a groupie-bigger than Superhead, even…
YES, she should be grounded…
Fcuk it, whip her w/ a strap on some ol’ Ghostface…
Do what is required….whatever
OK, now that that’s out the way, how can you excuse the behavior of an adult.
There a reason a consenting age exists, and teeny boppers giggle at the way “dirty words” sound coming from their mouths. If one party is concerned w/real estae taxes & the other is drinking the chocolate milk at school the others real estate taxes are paying for, there’s a serious problem w/that.
No matter how “mature” a girl that age is, a predatory adult is a mismatch for her/him.
on some next sh*t too, a MAN makes adult decisions. An adult CHOOSES the course of his life to whatever degree possible.
adults are expected to be able to make these important decisions because of an expected level of comprehension. Adults who can’t comprehend the weight of societal “expectations” get labeled dirty words like pedophiles….
adults who comprehend and STILL choose to go that route are RETARDED pedophiles.
Ok, your 17 years old and a day before your 18th birthday. Beyonce, Halle Berry, Alicia Keys, whoever you fancy, invites you back to her hotel after a concert or whatever. Your going to tell me, your not going to highly consider it, if it’s not a done deal already. And I guarantee, you go off bragging to your friends and boasting on Smoking Section who you just hooked up with. Now it only becomes a problem if your parents play an important role in your life and find out and are outraged by the actions of Ms. Celeb, or someone on here does some research on you and presents a case or whatever. It is like all these high school kids getting it on with their: low self esteem, having problems at home, never used to this kind of attention, type teachers. And then the students go bragging and people find out. They students don’t care, they aren’t crying foul, it is the parents who want to ruin the teachers life, while understandable to be outraged, it ain’t cool for daddy to be like, “ehh nice one son”, behind closed doors. Yes, I am not arguing that the adults in these situations are wrong for going after young children, and I know parents can’t watch their kids 24/7, but they lay the groundwork and give them the car, or let them hangout with the friends or whom or whatever that puts them in a situation to be placed in a room with R. Kelly. That is what is so wrong. If he raped her, had her up in shackles, knocked her out, sedated her, ok, he is the sickest, creepiest mutha fucker ever. But I believe he was lied to by a 15 year old who hit puberty and probably was fully developed and maybe was more mature beyond her years in her vocabulary and communication. And he got caught up. She let the piss hit her face and let Kelly penetrate her, she could’ve left, plain and simple.
^ This Guy misses the point…repeatedly.
SHE WAS A CHILD! Children don’t have the best judgement, regardless of upbringing. If adults make mistakes of course a teenager is entitled to make some. Does it make it any less wrong if She consented? R. Kelly has a history of preying on teenage girls yet You believe “he was lied to by a 15 year old who hit puberty and probably was fully developed and maybe was more mature beyond her years in her vocabulary and communication.”.
Lied to? You don’t have issues, Homie. You have a subscription.
You were getting pissed upon at age 15, that is a normal act of all children with their poor judgment, man where do you live? And she is 15, most likely has her temps, unless she has older friends, she was either driven somehwere by her parents or friends parents to meet up with Kelly or picked up by Kelly himself or one of his people. You would think parents would see her leave the house, “hey daughter where are you going tonight” :”o just to get pissed on by R Kelly, nothing major, i’ll be home at midnight, love ya”, come on people. Your missing the point, if these parents grill there children every time they do a single thing, whether annoying or not, my parents did it, many others do, at some point something will slip from them or a friend and you get information to have a general idea what they are. Maybe you gotta snoop and look at email, instant message, texts, whatever. But they should never be in the presence of R Kelly, unless they have no control over it, which again is wrong, or what, they TRUST him. Sure daughter, go get us that paper, even if you gotta sell yourself and take a urine sample to the face, god you guys are ridiculous.
READ ME CLEARLY, R KELLY IS WRONG, BUT SO ARE THE PARENTS, AND THAT GOES FOR R KELLY’S PARENTS AND ANYONE ELSE HE SURROUNDED HIMSELF WITH.
And to answer some of my above concepts from posts above, don’t pull the double standard when these young boys get in a situation like that. I remember a headline on this site, “Man where were teachers like this when I was in school” Shit ain’t right homies. Its either wrong boths ways, or they are both not that big of deal, YOU DECIDE.
@ Derek
you’ve made a lot of assumptions regarding this girl, her character, her upbringing, etc.
you know this chick personally?
if R and this GIRL were on an even plane, cool… then her character and ALLADAT could be up for debate.
Point isshe was a kid. Same reason patriotic 16 year-olds aren’t allowed to enlist.
if 100 young stallions w/ candy on their breath surround you, AS AN ADULT-BY LAW, you are REQUIRED to dismiss them and their thoughts on the musical genius of Chris Brown and Omarion as kiddie sh*t.
from what you’re saying, a high school teacher whose student has a high school crush on him, should be able to get his mack on.
Repackage it ANY way you choose, lil’ youngin’ gets a pass- LIKE IT OR NOT.
*walks away*
Again though, I am not defending R. Kelly, but you don’t throw rocks at the bee’s nest, you don’t mess with a crazy pitbull, because they will react and attack. Why do these girls or parents of these girls, put them in the situations to be around Kelly if this info is out there man? Answer me that please, none of you have and you must all like the golden showers too, because none of you have talked how inhumane and degrading that is. Please picture it as some girl close to your life, I would hope you would know whether they know well enough to know they know the difference between pissing in a toilet and taking it to the face.
And all these girls involved in the situation (go read the MTV timeline of occurences) it seems they are just one after another, and Kelly is just as liable for the decisions, if he continues to go after them. However are we so naive and ignornant to think that all of them are telling the truth, none of them are piling on or looking to get rick quick, cuz they might be lazy or have it rough (again assumptions yes, but who else lets this happen knowingly). I mean one of the girls was Kelly’s “goddaughter.” “Hey Kell’s would you do the honor of being the godfather to my daughter”, “sure” Parents response, “CHING CHING”.
I mean do you know anyone who has gotten famous or hit the lottery big, they all talk about family members, old friends from middle school and old jobs etc, , they come calling trying to all of a sudden become chummy with them to get a quick fix. So to me, yes, maybe kelly has a problem cuz all these girls keep coming with allegations, or lets say maybe a few of them are coming out of the wood works for that paper. Yes I am absolutely assuming, but unfortunately in the day and age, we have too. Where is Carey Kelly, Kel’s bro now, if he has any morals, coming out and saying Kel tried to pay him to say it was him in the vid. Obviously the relationship between siblings from family to family is different, but he either got paid off or had his life threatned and kept quiet, or it was all fake for 2 minutes of fame.
And no I am not saying it is ok for a highschool boy to get his mack on with his teacher. Society has deemed it somewhat ok or not as bad as this happening to a young girl. Because we feel like the boys can better handle it or they are in more control of themselves. Your lying if you heard those stories and didn’t say, where was a teacher like that when I was young, whether you would’ve done it or not. And again if beyonce, halle, whoever comes at you at your 17 and 1 day before your 18, your really going to say, Beyonce I’m sorry it is against the law. I mean come on, we all know kids are starting things way earlier, whether it be sex, drugs, alcohal, gangs, and so on. It is out there way more to the public then we were all growing up, you can hear them talk about sex on ESPN and your local news, because of the shit going on. Listen to the radio and tv, and hear bitch and damn not even be second guessed or bleeped out as bad words anymore, times have changed fam.
So maybe we should be putting girls and boys who decide to partake in sex with someone older than 18 before they are over age of 18, whether they knew to consent or not, through some type of class and evaluation of there thoughts and decisions or whatever to get an understanding what they are thinking. We punish these “sick” adults (again understandable), but we turn the victims back into society so easily, and put trust and faith that the parents are going to turn them around or fix their ways, or that the victims will learn from what they did. I mean the chick that cried rape with Kobe had another source of semen on her underwear, who has the bigger problem?
Fuck a R. He needs to get Blasted in the Face.
For reals. We ALL have sisters and daughters.
This sh*t ain’t sweet ock. Enough is enough.
And y’al know I am trying to move further from “Malcolm” and closer to “Martin”, but his predatorial ways and our forgiving love for this dude needs to be deaded.
looking for reading material to go with my coffee & Pop-Tarts
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OutSTANDING visual.