“…swimmin’ around in my nuts right now.”
Do me a favor.
See if I’m buggin by calling this funny.
Strike that.
Biting and sharp. Ignorant. Exaggerated but honest. Disgustingly funny.
There’s way too many quotables to even begin to try to hook you in by mentioning them.
Just some recommended Sunday listening for you. So grab it & listen to it.
If it what I think it is & you find it funny, come back & at least share a “LOL.” Better yet, tell which skit made you laugh.
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Anyone have the PSC ft. Cee-Lo- Walk this Way?
oh and, umm…
first?
it’s sunday bro..
thank you for that.
Some of these jokes are from one of his HBO/Showtime stand-ups. I don’t know which one though…”For What It’s Worth” maybe?
Edited. Wrote it yesterday & forgot to run it.
Jesse – got you. gimme a few. It’s on 25 To Life though. Shouldn’t be hard to find.
TheKid – Gotty don’t really watch tv so he wouldn’t know lol. Appreciate you chimin in w/the info. For the unfamilair though, it’s still a good listen.
The homeless man holdin the bus hostage…by jackin off lol? Crazy material.
MJ is a recycled skit
@ Jesse
cee-lo psc joint
http://www.zshare.net/audio/1222390152ebbcad/
I know funniest part of this song…”I’m sayin baby just answer me one thing when do you fuck?”
THX Gotty I might need a laugh if the Lebron’s don’t pull come thru…
the comedy is always appreciated
Cee-Lo’s chorus on this track is the best thing since grape jelly.
yessir, thanks for the up Thug.
You guys caught those two new Cool Kids tracks?
http://students.osao.fi/~b6rojo00/soulja.jpg
Hey Gotty ….how bout a dave chapelle stray shot?
cosign Turk, that’d be sick.
forreal thatd be real nice
damn…..God works in mysterious ways…lol…I needed 2 hear that p$c track….how i missed it is beyond me…
What exactly would a set of Dave Shots be composed of?
@ Shodway
Amen.
I’m thinking Live From San Fran, Platinum Comedy Series…that’s all I got off top.
@ Gotty
I love when you post the comedy links. We all need a break from the usual AND a good laugh, and Dave never fails to deliver.
to anyone that downloaded that Michael Blackson, is it any good?
If so, someone mentioned that the link died, so could someone re-up that por favor?
Speaking of comedy….I know I’ve got problems and I’m wrong for this: I was at the Arlington National Cemetery, and I was thinking…
“Damn, there’s probably just a few degrees of separation between myself and someone buried here that, like Negative-Ass Jimmy, got his leg BLOWED OFF!”
Was there ever a response to that open letter to Mr. Chappelle?
I couldn’t find a working link for Michael Blackson so that’s on the agenda.
hehe@ the Negative Ass Jimmy reference
On a sidenote, I wonder if anyone has an audio of Lenny Bruce?
I needed this…went back to holygoof.com to cop it & the site was shut down. Good lookin’…
“His wheelchair pillow stink.”
The Game & Snoop are on VH1Soul…”Bridging The Gap” right now
“Fuck Negative-Ass Jimmy! Glad his leg was blowed off!
Vietnam was, what, 30 years ago? He still blame everybody for that leg bein’ missing.
Now, he got pride, so he refuse to put that prosthetic on. He come over, he want everybody to see that nub. You look! Nobody wanted to touch that cold nub.
He come in the house, everybody would get quiet. Nobody said nothin’ to him…he hate the family too, he got a grudge against all of us.
‘Cause he play in the wheelchair basketball tournament; nobody ever went to his games!”
@Gotty – Maybe post up his block party dvd, some audio stand up, the shows, c’mon mayne thats easy!
LMFAO
“Vee-et-naam”
Yo, I lost that Tracy Morgan when My hard drive crashed…Ithat joint is due for a re-up, I need that back!
“My grandmother come out her room with her wig all crooked.
That’s HER CHILD. And she still refer to him as a child.
He 48, and she said, ‘God Damn It, what’s goin’ on in this DAMN HOUSE? ALL Y’ALL sayin’ somethin’ ’bout Jimmy…but his leg was BLOWED OFF! For YOU! ‘
She sound like Morgan Freeman in Glory: ‘For YOU, Fool! I know, ’cause I digs the grave!’
‘His leg was blowed off!’
And she had big titties, like, they was 44DD’s! Black dress socks on…
‘This child’s leg was bloowed ooffff! Who gonna cry for HIM? Who’s gonna cry for HIM? His leg was blooowedd ooofffff…’
‘Cause she’s a mixture of, like, Mahalia Jackson and A Raisin In The Sun…”
“So when she said the word “Vietnam”, she said it with pride: “HIs leeggg was blooowed offf…in Veee-YETT-Naaaamm!”
“She never just said, ‘Vietnam’, she said ‘Veee-YETT-Naaaamm!’
Then one of her titties pop out…with the dark brown nipple.”
Does Anybody got (FINE ASS) Amanda Diva’s
“Life Experience” EP?
Millions of my children died on your daughter’s face last night.
Cum is life (the rest is just details)
Just some more semen humor for you, Gotty.
Does anyone have Tracey Lee’s “The Theme” VLS? I would really appresh.
LOL @ all the TMorgan joints.
“Fecal matter”
Turk – It sounds easy but I ain’t seen too many audio joints for dude. Lemme ask the wolves for some assistance.
you should check out some Bill Hicks, too. “i’ve tossed universes in my underpants while napping…”
great fucking look. i’m snatching this for the blog.
DCtoBC.com
and chappelle > any other comedian. any day of the week. do you believe that!? i do. and i’m blogging about that, too.