…& then you blow the joint – Pain In Da Ass…or Henry Hill
This past Monday, I had the fortunate/unfortunate opportunity to catch Shawty Lo on Rap City. Now I’m not one to hate on the next man’s ability to get in the rap game & have some sort of career, but they had the audacity to put this fool in the booth. Yes the BOOTH! I know Rap City has fallen off hard, but since when is Shawty Lo deemed an acceptable booth participant?
I will give him credit for actually trying to freestyle, but when your written rhymes are as weak as his, that’s not gonna get you over. The look of accomplishment on his face when he was done had me & my people busting out laughing well beyond the ensuing commercial break. My friend’s brother summed it up perfectly when he said: “Why would anyone buy his album after seeing that?” To see Q-45′s sorry ass vouch for that pathetic display almost guarantees him a spot whenever Nas decides to do a “These Are Our Heros Pt. 2.”
Please bow your heads & give a moment of silence to the booth. While not dead in real life, it’s been put in hospice to carry out it’s last days; a shell of it’s former self.

Ooooh… 1
I got to :28 and that was about 15 seconds too long
*Goes to purge her ears*
Since BET bites everything MTV does anyway, they should just start airing old Joe Claire/Big Lez era Rap City eps.
hahahahaha
big lez hahahaha, sorry i know its immature 2 laugh and i used 2 watch that show but lmao
Eli > Shawty Lo
wow, I think that was actually worse than the soulja boy “freestyles” on WSHH…
you need to see a…..dental.
everyone on BET should kill themself. i just attended their Upfront presentation yesterday where they basically inform the advertising community of the new programs coming out in the fall. here’s what we can expect:
- 106 & Gospel (no, this is not a joke and will air on sundays. thing church for the jiggy youngsters. yep, i said jiggy…so did the presenter yesterday)
- Brutha (reality series about a group of 5 brothers as they strive to get a deal at…wait for it….so so def. do we really need another one of these?)
- Judge Karen (court show with a sassy black judge that wears…wait for it…a red robe. red casue she’s sassy…get it? i hate BET)
- The Boot (another dating show where folks not chosen get…wait for it again….a timberland boot. funny right? hell no)
-All New Comic View (i guess they figured if Def Comedy Jam can resurrect itself some 15 years later, why the hell can’t it do the same)
-Black Panther (animated series which actually looks promising. however knowing BET, they’ll add some bodacious booty broads in the Africa homeland of the hero and have some of Busta’s “Put your Hands Where My Eyes…” playing in the background)
- The Truth w/ Jeff Johnson (hard to believe but it looks like BET News is actually going to get to have some onair programming. go figure. this will be a weekly show though…so boo them still)
now keep in mind that some of these shows STILL may not see the light of day. last year they premiered two new shows that never made it on-air (one was a Judge show with Paul Mooney…that shit looks hoooooolarious, but i heard Paul decided he didn’t want to coon it up for the man any longer…and the other was an animated show on Hannibal which looked hot and i have no idea why they never aired it. i guess Hell Date was just to tempting to pass up) so it also happen again by the time the fall shows up.
^ edit: “…so it COULD also happen again…”
LMAO at q45 saying bless the people Shawty Lo
- Judge Karen (court show with a sassy black judge that wears…wait for it…a red robe. red casue she’s sassy…get it? i hate BET)
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SMH. I wonder who’s the brains & creativity behind the plethora of uninspired material they’re coming up w/over there.
Damn Rich,
an animated joint on Hannibal…. and Black Panther???…Now see, that’s whas’sup…. or rather, WOULD BE was’sup if BET had some cajones…
Most of that “new” programming sounded like old coon sh*t….
BET’s so bad I can’t even make it to a commercial break these days.
It is a shame that TV1 has in a shorter time span has put out more Quality programming than BET. Burn Hollywood BURN!!!
Shorty Lo is LOW on lyrical skill and I wouldn’t take a Q45 endorsement of a toilet!!!
lol
I hope they can do a decent job with that Black Panther series; but I guess if its too good BET wont air it. Yall seen those Boondocks episodes, the programming must be EVIL!!!!!
lol
Hell if they are giving away a pair of construction tims I will go on the Boot. You must always have a clean pair of constructions in your rotation. Knowing BET they will give you only one shoe or it wont be in your size. LOL!!!
http://www.backspin.de/310.html dj premier’s shit !!!
I remember when I use to think Tigger was gettin corny. And I use to complain about how gay AJ was on 106th and park, but I would give my hard earned cash to have them back *wipes tears from his eyes* I’M SORRY!!!!!!!!
After reading Ghostdini’s comments I couldn’t help but get flashbacks of that Nas video; if this is the “programming” that BET is coming with then I’m glad that I don’t have cable and haven’t watched TV in 3 years. I was thinking of hooking up the cable for the Olympics but given the Tibet situation I’ll hold out a bit more.
ps:
Shawty Lo in the booth??? DEY KNOW I CAN’T FLOW DEY KNOW I CAN’T FLOW!!! REEEEEEEMIIIIXXX!!!! Get Joe Cleezy & Big Lez back on the air ASAP, plus start Teen Summit again and BET Tonight with Tavis Smiley please.
i’m scared to press play
dude seriously….BET is like the worst fucking television station in the world not only in terms of programming, but as well as work productivity, customer service, professionalism, etc.
the boondock episode was NOT bullshitting about how them folks handle themselves in the office.
@ Ghostdini: How long have you worked at BET? It’s really that wack there?!
What someone escaped the Evil empire aka BET with all of their limbs and the ability to construct a grammatically correct sentence? I don’t believe it!!! That has to be an urban myth, like a black man being the worlds greatest golfer or president of the United States. LOL!!!!!!
http://bloombox.wordpress.com/2008/04/10/amanda-diva-windows-over-harlem/
a song from amanda diva; but check out the photo; one word SWEEET!!!!!
SMH. I wonder who’s the brains & creativity behind the plethora of uninspired material they’re coming up w/over there.
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Ya boy Marv-O and Eli Porter.
@ 500K Flea…i’ve never worked there. the sales reps call on me from time to time. but to answer ur question…yes, it’s horrible. i have stories for days about how their chicago office operates. they are the like the joke of the town when it comes to advertising. white folks and black folks know when they hear the name BET that they’re in for some bullshit.
@ Bigga: Amanda Diva was looking ripe & ready in that pic!!! GODDDDAAAMMMNNN!!! (Kay Slay Sound effect)
$20 on shoes? guess people arent as dumb as i thought and didnt buy his album
@Flea
She sure DID!!!! I almost cracked my monitor at work when I saw it BOing!!!!
LOL
@ Bigga: Me too!!! Even my boss had a heart-attack when he saw her!!!
In honor of Amanda Diva’s sex appeal, the good folks @TSS should dedicate a stray shots to her. Plus I have been trying to get my hands on her Life Experiences album. lol
Eli > Shawty Lo
^^^^^^^^^^^
I second that and Amanda Diva done came a long way since “My Brother and Me” on Nick
She was on that?
Nick had some killer shows back in the day.
“I will give him credit for actually trying to freestyle”
quoted for truth. most other dudes walk in with something they wrote and it shows up on a mixtape/album 6 months later *cough*wayne*cough*. this and when nelly brought the st. lunatics on way back are the only two instances i can think of where they actually just came in and spit whatever.
(and i’m a big wayne fan…i’m just sayin)
I remember when I use to think Tigger was gettin corny. And I use to complain about how gay AJ was on 106th and park, but I would give my hard earned cash to have them back *wipes tears from his eyes* I’M SORRY!!!!!!!!
^ PREACH!
I only got the part where he said “Don’t listen to me”
That was the warning
wurd !!…sum dude( I forgit his name )
frum b.e.t.
(lower case cuz they dont dezerve gittin Capitals)..lol
got all madd @ Obama cuz he couldn’t make it to sum
all black confernce….Obama offered to send his wife
but they turned her down…
U kiddin me…
wit all the wack info-mercials they put on they should be called w.e.t. (wack ent. television.)
besides…the head over there is a Billary supporter…
F*ck’em….likem homie up top said…they be biting too
much off of mtv.
JFK + Malcolm X = Obama !!!!!
now im not much of a JFK supporter
but in politrix..oops im mean politics it sounds perfect !!!
“L-O” repeat until the camera’s off.